Tom actually quit. Jones was right.

[SomethingCringetastic]

Tom "the quitter" Assplugnal

 

[1King]

Jon quit first

He did, but Tom quit better.

 

[usernamee]

Tom was even holding the wrong eye...

Reminds me of Koscheck, what was that again.. maybe a knee that never really hit and he was holding his eye afterwards lol

 

[Morris88]

Oh, you're an optometrist now?

 

[Clark Rogers]

I will let you poke my eyelids, but I will tell you that I have done that already and although it is uncomfortable, i did NOT lose sight..+

Certainly sounds like it meets the "shertard" scientific standard.

"I poked myself in the eyelid and can still see, it's exactly the same as getting poked by a HW pro."

If I get yellows for calling this the single dumbest fucking post I've ever read, I'll take it.

 

[TOMFDJYEDH]

Cap.

 

[Mind Mine]

Closing your eyelids doesn’t make your eyeballs impervious to damage just so you know.

I have never in all the fights I have seen witnessed a man get poked to closed eyelids with no facial damage from itand couldn’t continue after 5 minutes when the Dr. found zero damage name one time please since you are being respectful I ask that respectful request

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

How can you hold the wrong eye when they both got poked?

He must be talking about Tom’s brown eye… aka an oil check

 

[TheMMAnalyst]

I have never in all the fights I have seen witnessed a man get poked to closed eyelids with no facial damage from itand couldn’t continue after 5 minutes when the Dr. found zero damage name one time please since you are being respectful I ask that respectful request

Bruno Silva vs Chris Weidman.



You can easily get a detached retina from a hard poke with a closed eyelid.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

@Luthien you called it

 

[Mind Mine]

Bruno Silva vs Chris Weidman.



You can easily get a detached retina from a hard poke with a closed eyelid.

So the ref didn’t stop the fight at all due to an eyepoke? Got you. It was ruled a TKO? Got you. It was overruled when it was determined an injury occurred? Got you. Not quite the same as what occurred here at all and the notion Aspinall had detached retinas… lol

 

[Asahi]

Is it pride month already??

He was literally reaching for the cage like a blind man right after the gouge.

 

[Luthien]

@Luthien you called it

I've had the worst diarrhea for the last few hours...

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

I've had the worst diarrhea for the last few hours...

Take some Skittles to cure you, best medicine . Tom looked like he also had diarrhoea in that fight, could barely move the boy, so sluggish. Wonder if his new christmas line will be eye patches or sunglasses or dare I say even a monicle

Have you seen Jones new eye patch on his account? lol

 

[TheMMAnalyst]

So the ref didn’t stop the fight at all due to an eyepoke? Got you. It was ruled a TKO? Got you. It was overruled when it was determined an injury occurred? Got you. Not quite the same as what occurred here at all and the notion Aspinall had detached retinas… lol

Suga vs Munhoz



These are just similar pokes where dudes got splayed in both eyes with their eyelids closed.

Replicating the ref reaction and how the bribed athletics commissions interpret what is essentially a fight anomaly is tough to do.

This is literally the first eye poke No Contest in UFC title fight history I believe. Asking for perfectly comparable outliers is kind of an unreasonable request. The best we have is similar pokes with closed eyes that led to fight stoppages.

 

[Luthien]

Have you seen Jones new eye patch on his account? lol

haha, I did see it Jon is a master troll I think I got the runs from all the partying and bad eating on Friday XD sticking to water only for Sunday XD

 

[TOMFDJYEDH]

Cope

Jones is a duck fraud.

And stillllll

 

[philcrow]

Yes he did. Makes Jones look even worse now for ducking. Can we get a fight science episode for hardest eyepoker in UFC?

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

I don't follow many other sports, but I imagine the trend is the stupidity comes from the more casual fans.

MMA is never going to progress because the actual fans who really follow the sport are filled with fucking tards. Good job, OP.

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

haha, I did see it Jon is a master troll I think I got the runs from all the partying and bad eating on Friday XD sticking to water only for Sunday XD