Elections Official US 2024 Presidential Election Megathread: Trump v Harris

[toasty]

hey @idrankyourbeer who is that in your av?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

hey @idrankyourbeer who is that in your av?

jim lahey. he is the liquor.

tell me you've never watched trailer park boys without telling me that you've never watched trailer park boys. i am disappointed in you toasty, and it's not just for meddling in the mayberry to screw with my election.

 

[Shaun K]

yeah that's it alright.












yeah that's it alright.

and holy moly did you ever rush in prematurely to slide that one in there. where the hell did that one come from? are you invisibly quoting an invisible post, or are you just trying to make a joke that you wouldn't be able to explain without coming off as a bigot? nobody here assumed your gender shaun. and maybe you identify as a bigot, what do i know? now tell us your other joke about the attack helicopter.



your anti-trans rhetoric got worn out years ago. they are not your boogeyman anymore. you're supposed to be hating on the haitians now. that's the cool thing to do. hey did you hear that they are eating our dogs shaun? and in a couple days i'm sure we'll be finding out that the haitians are stealing our elections too!

so anyways, why do you hate trannies shaun? is it just because the media told you to? or did they do something horrific to you, like wrestle away the last roll of toilet paper from your shopping cart during the covid lockdowns or some shit?

Why are you bringing up haitians?

Was my joke about the draft over your head? They dont do anything for peoples rights lol. You think they care? What stopped them in the 200 years prior?

Find one post in my history where I say I dont support bodily autonomy. You dumpster. You project your own insecurities and feelings onto other people.

Edit

I went back looking to wtf you keep bringing up a helicopter joke and I have no idea what youre talking about.

 

[toasty]

jim lahey. he is the liquor.

tell me you've never watched trailer park boys without telling me that you've never watched trailer park boys. i am disappointed in you toasty, and it's not just for meddling in the mayberry to screw with my election.

ok I have not seen trailer park boys and always thought it was Hunter S Thompson but it didn't quite look like him. I figured with your prose style you would were a HST fanboy.

and yeah I kicked your as in the VP debate but I have no hard feelings for you bleeding all over my nice tie or staining my shoes with your salty tears, even though it cost me a pricey shoe shine and tip, so I don't see how you can be mad at me for gerrymandering and underhanded tactics.

Please go back to playing verbal ball knockers with @Shaun K I didn't mean to interrupt y'all's foreplay

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Why are you bringing up haitians?

Was my joke about the draft over your head? They dont do anything for peoples rights lol. You think they care?

they seem to care more for peoples rights than you people do.

and what was supposed to be the joke anyways? the "You’ll get a gun from they/them" part of it or what?

forget it nevermind, i still can't get an answer for my original question. so tell us what happened shaun. what did they ever do to you? did you fart in an elevator next to some gay dude or tranny and then they said said "hey that sounds like my size"?

 

[Shaun K]

they seem to care more for peoples rights than you people do.

and what was supposed to be the joke anyways? the "You’ll get a gun from they/them" part of it or what?

forget it nevermind, i still can't get an answer for my original question. so tell us what happened shaun. what did they ever do to you? did you fart in an elevator next to some gay dude and he said "hey that sounds like my size."?

How is that anti trans? I used gender safe pronouns.

My joke was that they mask their (Democrats) selfish motives under the guise of gender inclusion. You truly are triggered.

 

[HomeCheese]

I live fine regardless. Building parts for satellites or bombers, makes no difference to me.

I have no doubt that's how you feel.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

How is that anti trans? I used gender safe pronouns.

My joke was that they mask their (Democrats) selfish motives under the guise of gender inclusion. You truly are triggered.

triggered for asking a question. yeah that's it alright. anyways i got my answer and we are done with this pal. there is no need to go back and forth over stupid shit that really doesnt have much correlation to the presidential election, even though i'm sure theres alot of people out there who don't want trannies or gay people to have the right to vote, but if you ask them why they feel that way i'm sure that they wouldn't be able to tell you either, at least in their own words and thoughts instead of parroting some nonsense that tucker told them.

 

[Shaun K]

I have no doubt that's how you feel.

My conscience is clear, im not voting for the war mongers.

 

[Shaun K]

triggered for asking a question. yeah that's it alright. anyways i got my answer and we are done with this pal. there is no need to go back and forth over stupid shit that really doesnt have much correlation to the presidential election, even though i'm sure theres alot of people out there who don't want trannies or gay people to have the right to vote, but if you ask them why they feel that way i'm sure that they wouldn't be able to tell you either, at least in their own words and thoughts instead of parroting some nonsense that tucker told them.

What question?
The “what happened” one which is completely baseless, and has fuck all to do with anything? That one?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

ok I have not seen trailer park boys and always thought it was Hunter S Thompson but it didn't quite look like him. I figured with your prose style you would were a HST fanboy.

and yeah I kicked your as in the VP debate but I have no hard feelings for you bleeding all over my nice tie or staining my shoes with your salty tears, even though it cost me a pricey shoe shine and tip, so I don't see how you can be mad at me for gerrymandering and underhanded tactics.

Please go back to playing verbal ball knockers with @Shaun K I didn't mean to interrupt y'all's foreplay

vp debate? i couldn't even participate in that due to my foot balloon and strap broth. i aint got time for no town halls or debates. i got picked up and thrown into the finals after all the other elections and shit went down. i'm only in it to consolidate absolute power and become forum fuhrer.

the gameplan was to run alongside of a trump supporter who was currently dubbed, knowing full well that he would get himself banned shortly after the election, like every other potwr who has came before him. thus i would be next in line for presidential succession and i would be able to rise into power and make the war room great again.

team metal gear beer is dead to me now thanks to the deep state fuckery and your meddling in the mayberry lounge to harvest votes.

i should have taken you up on your offer and taken your spot, but i thought my running mate had a fighting chance here, and my master plan to have myself installed as forum fuhrer without ever receiving a single legitimate vote has fallen just a little bit short, only because i was counting on a trump supporter to be able to get enough votes to win us the election.

kinda erks me a little bit and now i have to deal with the aftermath of running alongside of a trumper in an election, and now his supporters are probably going to try to peacefully and patriotically hang me. brb gonna retreat to my bunker.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

jim lahey. he is the liquor.

tell me you've never watched trailer park boys without telling me that you've never watched trailer park boys. i am disappointed in you toasty, and it's not just for meddling in the mayberry to screw with my election.

That's Mr Lahey to you!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

What question?
The “what happened” one which is completely baseless, and has fuck all to do with anything? That one?

sorry i can't come up with my own thoughts right now, and i can't tell you why i feel the way that i feel. hold on while i ask tucker.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

That's Mr Lahey to you!

you know what a shit barometer is randy?

it measures the level of shit in the air

fuck sakes, i feel like i have derailed this thread too much today. gonna try to get it back on track here.

 

[Paynebringer]

If I were Kamala's team, shut her up, lock her away. She is only doing damage at this point because she is an idiot. Let the ads do their job.

This advice would be better served for Trump, simulating oral sex on a microphone at a rally is not a good look to attract the few undecided. Frankly, he sounds more unhinged as D-day closes in and sounds scared.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

"proud to be trump's garbage" wtf?

and "trump calls us americans" ?? last i checked he was busy calling america a dump and a garbage can for the rest of the world.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

these are the people who call you deranged

move over diapers and maxi pads. they are now wearing garbage bags just to own the libs.

 

[Shaun K]

sorry i can't come up with my own thoughts right now, and i can't tell you why i feel the way that i feel. hold on while i ask tucker.

Fun watching you back pedal yourself out of this

 

[Yorick the Wiser]

This advice would be better served for Trump, simulating oral sex on a microphone at a rally is not a good look to attract the few undecided. Frankly, he sounds more unhinged as D closes in and sounds scared.

They would make a great comedy team imo in the grand tradition of Abbott and Costello or maybe, going way back, George and Gracie Allen.
“Say goodnight, Kamala.”
“Good night Kamala.”

Hilarity ensues. Israel blows up the world, head for the bunker.

 

[Jacket time]

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