Elections Official US 2024 Presidential Election Megathread: Trump v Harris

[Lead]

I'll go with Trump having a slight edge. But certainly there's still margin for error either way.

It'll be interesting to see if key states fail to get a count within a certain amount of time. People are going to tear each other apart

The results are expected to be much faster this cycle than 2020 as Covid fucked a lot of things up. Might even have a clear idea who won that night if certain states aren’t super close.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Is there an sig/av betting thread for the election?

What about a betting thread for Sherdog vcash? Is that even still a thing?

 

[idrankyourbeer]

How dare you assume my gender

oh, i figured you would go with your other one. the one about the attack helicopter.

in 2016 the mexicans were your boogeyman. in 2020 it was lgbtq. in 2024 it's the hatians.

at least in 2016 you had a sliver of a reason as to why you hate them i guess, because a microscopic amount of mexican immigrants would commit crimes or take your jobs that nobody else wanted to do

but i find it comical with the anti trans rhetoric. the rubes want to mock these people and take their rights away, and just mock and belitle them because they think it's funny, and if you ask any one of these people as to why they hate these groups of people who have nothing to do with them and simply just want to exist, none of them are able to answer it.

they are just so full of hatred and intolerance towards people who are not like them, and even after 4 years they can never seem to muster up a reason as to why they feel that way. this is the direct result of glueing yourself into far right propaganda networks. these people are unable to think for themselves.

tell us the truth shaun. why all the hatred and intolerance towards people who have nothing to do with your life? what happened? did your high school sweetheart reject you at prom for some woman with a bigger dick than you? boy i sure hope that they didn't get married!

 

[Shaun K]

oh, i figured you would go with your other one. the one about the attack helicopter.

in 2016 the mexicans were your boogeyman. in 2020 it was lgbtq. in 2024 it's the hatians.

at least in 2016 you had a sliver of a reason as to why you hate them i guess, because a microscopic amount of mexican immigrants would commit crimes or take your jobs that nobody else wanted to do

but i find it comical with the anti trans rhetoric. the rubes want to mock these people and take their rights away, and just belitle them because they think it's funny, and if you ask any one of these people as to why they hate these groups of people who have nothing to do with them and simply just want to exist, none of them are able to answer it.

they are just so full of hatred and intolerance towards people who are not like them, and even after 4 years they can never seem to muster up a reason as to why.

tell us the truth shaun. what happened? did your high school sweetheart reject you at prom for some woman with a bigger dick than you? boy i sure hope that they didn't get married!

These posts reveal alot more about you than me!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

These posts reveal alot more about you than me!

i'm not much for gender bending and the alphabet crew. i'm a straight white male that knows which bathroom to use, men have a penis and women have a vagina, and men should play in mens sports and women should play in womens sports.

i know this might come as a shocker but can still be tolerant towards other groups of people who are not like me. and at least if i don't like them for whatever reason, i would be able to produce my own reason as to why i don't like them. and it would be something more practical then "i cant stand these people and i want to make their lives hell because the media tells me to!"

so what about you shaun? why the need to inject your anti-trans rhetoric in every other subject? other than "tucker told me to", is there any reason as to why you hate those groups of people?

i know it's a super hard question, seeing how you've tucked that dick and clucked 5 times all while continuing to prove my point here. so i guess i'll just ask again and hopefully i'll get something more than another muppet dance. what happened to make you the way that you are shaun? did your mother abandon you as a child and go move in with a tranny?

 

[Shaun K]

i'm not much for gender bending and the alphabet crew. i'm a straight white male that knows which bathroom to use, men have a penis and women have a vagina, and men should play in mens sports and women should play in womens sports.

i know this might come as a shocker but can still be tolerant towards other groups of people who are not like me. and at least if i don't like them for whatever reason, i would be able to produce my own reason as to why i don't like them. and it would be something more practical then "i cant stand these people and i want to make their lives hell because the media tells me to!"

so what about you shaun? why the need to inject your anti-trans rhetoric in every other subject? other than "tucker told me to", is there any reason as to why you hate those groups of people?

i know it's a super hard question, seeing how you've tucked that dick and clucked 5 times all while continuing to prove my point here. so i guess i'll just ask again and hopefully i'll get something more than another muppet dance. what happened to make you the way that you are shaun? did your mother abandon you as a child and go move in with a tranny or what?

Let me know when you’re done bro i wouldnt want to interrupt

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Let me know when you’re done bro i wouldnt want to interrupt

did a tranny bump into you in a walmart line and accidentally get a little bit of the tip in or what?

did your wife leave you for the renowned transsexual golfer, ernestine palmer? you know, people are saying that ernie has a really big cock!

maybe one day these people will be able to think for themselves and come up with their own rational answers to explain their hatred and intolerance towards random minority groups of people who have no impact in their lives. but obviously it won't be today!

 

[Shaun K]

did a tranny bump into you in a walmart line and accidentally get a little bit of the tip in or what?

did your wife leave you for the renowned transsexual golfer, ernestine palmer? you know, people are saying that ernie has a really big cock!

maybe one day these people will be able to think for themselves and come up with their own rational answers to explain their hatred and intolerance towards random minority groups of people who have no impact in their lives. but obviously it won't be today!

Im curious as to why you think I have issues with trans?

 

[Captain Tenneal]

The results are expected to be much faster this cycle than 2020 as Covid fucked a lot of things up. Might even have a clear idea who won that night if certain states aren’t super close.

I hope you're right. I really don't want to do that multi day shit again

The WR will be much more fun if we know that night. This is like our Super Bowl, sadly enough

 

[toasty]

I love Steve Cheung-

Trump says he wouldn't mind if someone had to shoot through the "fake press" to get to him and my blob SC spins it that "there can be no other interpretation" benevolent Donald was worried about them getting shot.

“President Trump was stating that the Media was in danger, in that they were protecting him and, therefore, were in great danger themselves, and should have had a glass protective shield, also. There can be no other interpretation of what was said. He was actually looking out for their welfare, far more than his own!” Steven Cheung said in a statement.

This is after the whole Liz Cheney should be under fire comments.

Not to mention he didn't see too worried about Mike Pence and his family on Jan 6th.

But "there can be no other interpretation" is the spinning gold standard of trying to force you to swallow shit with a smile.

This guy cleans up more bullshit than a janitor after the rodeo and he does it with a straight face.

Bravisimo Steven Cheung, you are an uniquely American treasure!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Im curious as to why you think I have issues with trans?

i was curious to know if you actually have any real life issues with those people, or if you are just intolerant towards them because the media tells you to hate them.

after all of the dick tucking, i see we've got a definitive answer now. thanks for playing.

 

[Shaun K]

i was curious to know if you actually have any real life issues with those people, or if you are just intolerant towards them because the media tells you to hate them.

after all of the dick tucking, i see we've got a definitive answer now. thanks for playing.

Let me rephrase…

What have I said in the entirety of this thread that could possibly be construed as anti-trans?

I was very specific earlier of what my concerns were lol

 

[Captain Tenneal]

oh, i figured you would go with your other one. the one about the attack helicopter.

in 2016 the mexicans were your boogeyman. in 2020 it was lgbtq. in 2024 it's the hatians.

at least in 2016 you had a sliver of a reason as to why you hate them i guess, because a microscopic amount of mexican immigrants would commit crimes or take your jobs that nobody else wanted to do

but i find it comical with the anti trans rhetoric. the rubes want to mock these people and take their rights away, and just mock and belitle them because they think it's funny, and if you ask any one of these people as to why they hate these groups of people who have nothing to do with them and simply just want to exist, none of them are able to answer it.

they are just so full of hatred and intolerance towards people who are not like them, and even after 4 years they can never seem to muster up a reason as to why they feel that way. this is the direct result of glueing yourself into far right propaganda networks. these people are unable to think for themselves.

tell us the truth shaun. why all the hatred and intolerance towards people who have nothing to do with your life? what happened? did your high school sweetheart reject you at prom for some woman with a bigger dick than you? boy i sure hope that they didn't get married!

 

[Shaun K]

Im not going to be disappointed at all, i fully expect her to be elected, whether it be legitimately voted in by brain dead morons who willingly surrender their liberties or by them stealing it.

I hope you get everything you desire lol
Take a look at how your quality of life has gone down the last four years.


Everything is more expensive, nothing has gotten any better. Nothing. Only gets worse. Gas prices up. Food prices up. Health care premiums up. Home prices up. Deficit up. War in Ukraine. War in the middle east. Full time employment down. No real plans to fix any of it. Just more debt. More tax dollars going to federal agencies, which can only get bigger by their very nature.

Continue to vote for them. Please.

@idrankyourbeer

Please tell me what you’re struggling with.

 

[LangfordBarrow]

@idrankyourbeer

Please tell me what you’re struggling with.

Sobriety?

 

[Shaun K]

And like that…. He’s gone

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Let me rephrase…

What have I said in the entirety of this thread that could possibly be construed as anti-trans?

I was very specific earlier of what my concerns were lol

read your own posts shaun. with a few more pronoun and gender assumption jokes, maybe you will one day clue in.

you think i'm going to waste my time and answer any of your questions when you clearly have no interest in having any kind of discussion in good faith, and you had such a hard time answering my one and only simple and direct question about why you feel the way you do, and refused to give a straight answer after being asked the same thing 7 or 8 times?

this discussion is over and you have already validated my point and indirectly answered my question. i don't entertain chuddery. go find someone else to do the dance with. tell them your other joke about the attack helicopters and shit because you've already exhausted the other half of your material in here.

 

[Shaun K]

read your own posts shaun. with a few more pronoun and gender assumption jokes, maybe you will one day clue in.

you think i'm going to answer any of your question when you clearly have no interest in having any kind of discussion in good faith, and you had such a hard time answering my one and only simple and direct question about why you feel the way you do, and refused to give a straight answer after being asked the same thing 7 or 8 times?


this discussion is over and you have already validated my point and indirectly answered my question. go find someone else to do the dance with. i don't entertain chuddery.

Haha.
This is what you would call “dick tucking”

That’s what I thought.

Your good faith comment is gold btw, I made a comment regarding how slimey politicians are and you went off on a rant, calling me anti trans and making baseless assumptions about my psyche and sex life…. Well played lol

 

[cottagecheesefan]

this election be like



Vs

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Haha.
This is what you would call “dick tucking”

That’s what I thought.

yeah that's it alright.

Your good faith comment is gold btw, I made a comment regarding how slimey politicians are

You guys wonder why theyre suddenly supporting gays/trans in the military? They’ll need everyone for the draft

Everyone gets a clip! You’ll get a gun from they/them who drops theirs in front of you!

How dare you assume my gender

yeah that's it alright.

and holy moly did you ever rush in prematurely to slide that one in there. where the hell did that one come from? are you invisibly quoting an invisible post, or are you just trying to make a joke that you wouldn't be able to explain without coming off as a bigot? nobody here assumed your gender shaun. and maybe you identify as a bigot, what do i know? now tell us your other joke about the attack helicopter.

and you went off on a rant, calling me anti trans and making baseless assumptions about my psyche and sex life…. Well played lol

your anti-trans rhetoric got worn out years ago. they are not your boogeyman anymore. you're supposed to be hating on the haitians now. that's the cool thing to do. hey did you hear that they are eating our dogs shaun? and in a couple days i'm sure we'll be finding out that the haitians are stealing our elections too!

so anyways, why do you hate trannies shaun? is it just because the media told you to? or did they do something horrific to you, like wrestle away the last roll of toilet paper from your shopping cart during the covid lockdowns or some shit?