Experiences with bouncers

[Phr3121]

But in mcdonald you get the junkies dealers crazies prostitutes the whole nine yards.

We are talking a McDonald's in Finland right?
Not the U.S.
I did not know Finland had gotten so violent. What caused the change? Was it all the migrants?

 

[Cole train]

We are talking a McDonald's in Finland right?
Not the U.S.
I did not know Finland had gotten so violent. What caused the change? Was it all the migrants?

Nope it was always like that,guess staff got tired of taking on crazies themselfs so they got bouncers.

We dont really have migrants that much ,they are only in capital really.Only times i usually fought them in mcdonalds was when if they got angry about the beef being pork in the burger

 

[dirtypablo]

I remember once in highschool, a guy I knew came running out of a bathroom laughing hysterically. He grabbed me and told me I had to go in. I pushed the door open, and it was like being punched in the face by Tyson, if he dipped his fist in a pile of shit first. I immediately started gagging and stepped back out, but my friend told me I had to go see for my self what spectacle had caused such an olfactory assault. I took a deep breath and went in. The fact that I wasn't breathing didn't seem to matter, the stench seemed to permiate my skin, but I pressed on and ventured to the open stall door. I peaked my head in, and there it was - clearly a coordinated effort to absolutely destroy this toilet. There had to have been 10 different varieties of shit completely filling this toilet - thick brown logs on top of green slimy spurts, red dumplings decorating black bombers, you name it this toilet had it. I heaved in way I had never heaved before, and quickly made my way back to the exit. I tell you fellas, I went in that bathroom a boy but came out a man, for it was at that moment I learned there is true evil in this world. I sometimes pray for the janitor who had to clean it up, and hope that God shows no mercy on the souls of those animals who would commit such a ghastly crime.

 

[Swiftie]

Foreigners/tourists are weirded out by armed security everywhere in the philippinians. Having bouncers is weird though. Maybe management don't want to pay minimum wage and benefits.

I visited the Philippines in 2015 and was amazed at all the security. The bank had an armored vehicle and like six armed guards. I went to a mall and at the entrance was two guards with shotguns and a guard with a hand wand screening people. Even a small noodle shop had an armed guard.

 

[sweetviolenturg]

I used to be an ER security guard at Niagara Falls Memorial Medical Center back in the late '80s & it was my job to watch over all the gunshot, stabbings & beatings victims & their families as well as all the mentally ill people who would flock in late at night trying to get a bed up in the county's only mental ward. It was like being employed in one of those circles of hell that Dante wrote about.
Then, there was my encounter an overzealous bouncer who decided to rough up a friend of mine while he was escorting him out of the bar. When I stepped in & objected to his mistreatment of my drunk but compliant & harmless friend the doorman escalated things by putting his hands on me which resulted in his losing some teeth courtesy of an uppercut-left hook combo. Which brought his friends & coworkers into the fray which spilled outside into the parking lot & resulted in me being held down by about six of them who only then decided to identify themselves as off-duty sheriff's deputies. I'd taken a pretty good thumping by that point which was par for the course. But what really hurt was when they called their fellow cops on me & pressed charges for what I'd done to their buddy.
It all cost me a night in jail, some fines for disorderly conduct & the price of the bouncer's dental surgery & replacement teeth. But the more serious charges of assault & resisting arrest, etc. were dismissed. So, it could have been worse.

 

[loyalyolayal]

losing some teeth courtesy of an uppercut-left hook combo.

<{monica}>

 

[loyalyolayal]

Bouncers at a McDonald's in Finland?

Armed security at a McDonald's? Do they have tanks at the local bank?

* I thought people were saying that America was a violent society...

My father runs a security agency & my younger brother is processing documents & licenses to run his own.

Can't complain.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Threads about bouncers always end up good so might as well make one so what are you experiences with door guys?

I worked for 2 years because at the time i figured there wasnt much else i could do except stand in a doorway ruining peoples night. I might as well tell some random stories since im half drunk and i make most of the threads here while drunk or hungover.This will be a long post so feel free to skip.

Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds around here was a stepping stone and a gut check for new bouncers, basically people used to say that if you could survive mcdonalds,you could survive a bar/nightclub. I got put in to the toughest mcdonalds in the city because my boss told me that clubs were for bouncers that proved themselfs and i hadnt earned a club spot, also he was a sadistic fuck.At best there were 5 bouncers inside that mcdonalds because there were fights going on all the damn time on weekends and during the week on ordinary workdays you were working alone dealing with drug dealers standing outside and junkies trying to get in to shoot up since most places were closed on at nights during the week.Most crazy stuff i saw was in this mcdonalds and not in clubs or bars

for example i literally had to choke a guy because there was no ketchup

Basically guy comes in buys a basic big mac meal and goes to the spice station, notices theres no ketchup and starts apocalyptic screaming similar to arnold in predator and calling the staff cunts for not having ketchup, i run over tell him to shut up and leave, he tells me to go fuck myself after which i proceed to rnc him, drag him near the entrance, hit his head against a pole "accidentally" then handcuff him and wait fo 5-0.

Syringe attack

working with my partner on friday, some junkie got past us while we were somewhere else and is in toilet shooting up. I go down there to wait for him to come out ,usually junkies flush needles so you dont have to worry about being stabbed with them and while they just had mainlined,they were easier to push around.,
Except this guy didnt, he opens the door syringe still in his hand and lunges at me,i manage to block the syringe and start wrestling for it for my life. I scream in to the radio to partner to come help but he doesnt answer. While im fighting he is upstairs talking to some russian girls and hes turned his radio off so he can hear them better like i later find out. I end up kneeing the druggie to the nuggets 2 times before he goes down and i can handcuff him.After shift yelled at colleague.

Gypsy girl

After 6 months in mcdonalds i got moved to bars.Armed with PTSD from fast food industry,anti-social attitude and a thousand yard stare i was eager to ruin peoples nights to feed my moon sized ego.i was working in the center of the city in a bar that was near a romani gypsy beggar hangout that you see everywhere in europe,they used to come up and ask if they could use the bathroom and usually i turned them away. One week i wrestled a guy, bounced his head against a doorway and threw him in to the street.One gypsy girl comes up to me and asks me in english why im so violent and always fighting , i just answer "security"

week later same girl comes up and ask if she can have some lemonade, i think what the hell, i get her the lemonade and she drinks it.After that she kissed me on the cheek and said that im a good guy and if i was a gypsy she would marry me.probably most romantic thing ever said to me since im an incel asshole

Sexual harassment and scandinavian women in nightclubs (i cant pinpoint their country because all scandi language sound swedish to me so lets just say they are scandi)

This was something that weirded the fuck out of all bouncers so it will be something i will say something about.

after another 6 months in bars, i got moved to clubs, now armed with lung cancer from all the second hand smoke i had to breathe at the entrance of bars while people smoked outside, an anti-social disorder with total disregard for human life and my thousand yard stare had extended so far i could see another galaxy.

So about scandi women they had a weird thing that they had absolutely no self preservation instinct, we were saving them so often it became a routine for us. An example would be they are dancing in a group of 4 people but at the same time they are being surrounded by people of certain ethnicity that have criminal vibe, they keep ignoring this and keep high fiving them. Im an experienced guy at this point, i know that forced touching of ass and tits and screaming will start soon but i cant do anything about it. Why?

because i cant prove that they were going to do that,secondly these women might like it so thats another thing to think about, when i was new in clubs i used to run in when they just had them surrounded and got called a racist asshole by the women .This was something all the new guys had to go through at some point. So basically we were stuck between letting girls get groped and suffer emotional trauma but they might have learned that there are bad things in this world during the process or save them from grouping and be considered an asshole while the girls leave learned nothing.

there were a lot of these kind of choices in bouncing and everyone chose differently, some guys handled situation above differently than i did. i quit bouncing because this was too much stress for a pay of a warehouse worker.

in before too long didnt read lol

You sound like a swell guy who has patience and can deal with tough situations intelligently.

 

[loyalyolayal]

LOL at bouncers in McDonalds. <Lmaoo>

Dude, I don't know how old you are but you gotta write your memoirs. Instant best seller. Hilarious. Movie incoming.

@Dragonlordxxxxx, we need a screenplay & @Clippy in the lead role. Maybe an Eric Roberts cameo.

 

[neverwas]

friend of mine is a bouncer in a subway, he said hes never had so many fights of teriyaki chicken subs in his life. he also said the girls are terrible for encouraging the guys to fight.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

When I was like 26, I was out bar hopping. I had just witnessed a really brutal fight at another bar where the victor proceeded to start choking one of the female waitresses afterward. So my friends and I thought it best if we leave. I had an expired driver’s license but most places don’t care. We went to this shitty bar that basically looked like a house that someone just decided was a bar now.

The bouncer was this fat guy. Like pear shaped, out of shape fat. Maybe 6’ tall. He wouldn’t let me I , so I was fine with that and was heading out somewhere else. We just happened to run into someone we knew outside the bar and he wanted us to come in. I said, “I have an expired license, and for some reason that matters, so I can’t go in”.

For some reason, the micro dick bouncer took exception to that and yelled “I don’t want to hear it. Fuck you, bitch. Get the fuck out of here.” I was like “Yeah, that’s what we were doing.” He kept yelling at us, trying to start a fight for some reason. So we just kept walking to go to another bar and he yells “Yeah, keep going. Faces (gay bar) is that way, s.” I was like “Weird that you know that.”

The friend we were talking to outside, who was now entering the bar, was gay. I’ve never in my life had an issue with a bouncer because I don’t start trouble. Just this one guy whose ass I likely would have beat, and who my friends and I together would have killed without breaking a sweat. I always thought that was weird.

 

[Jack Stevonovich]

When I was like 26, I was out bar hopping. I had just witnessed a really brutal fight at another bar where the victor proceeded to start choking one of the female waitresses afterward. So my friends and I thought it best if we leave. I had an expired driver’s license but most places don’t care. We went to this shitty bar that basically looked like a house that someone just decided was a bar now.

The bouncer was this fat guy. Like pear shaped, out of shape fat. Maybe 6’ tall. He wouldn’t let me I , so I was fine with that and was heading out somewhere else. We just happened to run into someone we knew outside the bar and he wanted us to come in. I said, “I have an expired license, and for some reason that matters, so I can’t go in”.

For some reason, the micro dick bouncer took exception to that and yelled “I don’t want to hear it. Fuck you, bitch. Get the fuck out of here.” I was like “Yeah, that’s what we were doing.” He kept yelling at us, trying to start a fight for some reason. So we just kept walking to go to another bar and he yells “Yeah, keep going. Faces (gay bar) is that way, s.” I was like “Weird that you know that.”

The friend we were talking to outside, who was now entering the bar, was gay. I’ve never in my life had an issue with a bouncer because I don’t start trouble. Just this one guy whose ass I likely would have beat, and who my friends and I together would have killed without breaking a sweat. I always thought that was weird.

This was the 90's i'm guessing? Violent Homophobia was still a thing then.

 

[Brampton_Boy]

What the hell, fast food places have bouncers? I have honestly never heard or seen that in my life.

I would help on occasion as a bouncer when I was younger, when one of my friends who ran a security service at events was short staffed. Nothing super exciting happened beyond breaking up fights between drunk people and trying to convince people not to drive home when wasted. Since it wasn't my actual job and I didn't want to get in any serious situations, I would take the "nice cop" approach - you can either really escalate or subdue a volatile situation by how you intervene. 9/10, people would calm down when they realized that I genuinely just wanted them to be safe, as opposed to playing a tough guy.

The hardest thing in my experience was breaking up fights between woman - both people would just be holding onto the other person's hair, and separating them was like a Chinese finger trap. The more you pulled them apart, the harder they tried to scalp the other person.

 

[Oeshon]

Foreigners/tourists are weirded out by armed security everywhere in the philippinians. Having bouncers is weird though. Maybe management don't want to pay minimum wage and benefits.

Only shithole in asia where you need armed guards at restaurants or malls

 

[Fox by the Sea]

Great stuff ts, keep em coming
@irish_thug has stories like these too
I have some as well but I am lazy as fuck to write

 

[irish_thug]

@irish_thug will fuck you up.

My Bouncing days are long passed. I do miss it some days, though. Truth be told I got in way more scraps as a customer at dive bars than I ever did working the door. Amazing the difference a sober cool head makes.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Only shithole in asia where you need armed guards at restaurants or malls

Go fuck yourself.

 

[Oeshon]

Go fuck yourself.

truthfacts.

philippines sucks.

 

[God_Emperor_Of_Mankind]

Manila is a pretty bad place, lot of murders.

 

[TheLinguist]

Fucking excellent thread @Cole train

But I also feel bad you have to deal with twats and live in the situation you’re in.