Experiences with bouncers

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  1. Cole train Silver Belt

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    Threads about bouncers always end up good so might as well make one so what are you experiences with door guys?

    I worked for 2 years because at the time i figured there wasnt much else i could do except stand in a doorway ruining peoples night. I might as well tell some random stories since im half drunk and i make most of the threads here while drunk or hungover.This will be a long post so feel free to skip.

    Mcdonalds

    Mcdonalds around here was a stepping stone and a gut check for new bouncers, basically people used to say that if you could survive mcdonalds,you could survive a bar/nightclub. I got put in to the toughest mcdonalds in the city because my boss told me that clubs were for bouncers that proved themselfs and i hadnt earned a club spot, also he was a sadistic fuck.At best there were 5 bouncers inside that mcdonalds because there were fights going on all the damn time on weekends and during the week on ordinary workdays you were working alone dealing with drug dealers standing outside and junkies trying to get in to shoot up since most places were closed on at nights during the week.Most crazy stuff i saw was in this mcdonalds and not in clubs or bars

    for example i literally had to choke a guy because there was no ketchup

    Basically guy comes in buys a basic big mac meal and goes to the spice station, notices theres no ketchup and starts apocalyptic screaming similar to arnold in predator and calling the staff cunts for not having ketchup, i run over tell him to shut up and leave, he tells me to go fuck myself after which i proceed to rnc him, drag him near the entrance, hit his head against a pole "accidentally" then handcuff him and wait fo 5-0.

    Syringe attack

    working with my partner on friday, some junkie got past us while we were somewhere else and is in toilet shooting up. I go down there to wait for him to come out ,usually junkies flush needles so you dont have to worry about being stabbed with them and while they just had mainlined,they were easier to push around.,
    Except this guy didnt, he opens the door syringe still in his hand and lunges at me,i manage to block the syringe and start wrestling for it for my life. I scream in to the radio to partner to come help but he doesnt answer. While im fighting he is upstairs talking to some russian girls and hes turned his radio off so he can hear them better like i later find out. I end up kneeing the druggie to the nuggets 2 times before he goes down and i can handcuff him.After shift yelled at colleague.

    Gypsy girl

    After 6 months in mcdonalds i got moved to bars.Armed with PTSD from fast food industry,anti-social attitude and a thousand yard stare i was eager to ruin peoples nights to feed my moon sized ego.i was working in the center of the city in a bar that was near a romani gypsy beggar hangout that you see everywhere in europe,they used to come up and ask if they could use the bathroom and usually i turned them away. One week i wrestled a guy, bounced his head against a doorway and threw him in to the street.One gypsy girl comes up to me and asks me in english why im so violent and always fighting , i just answer "security"

    week later same girl comes up and ask if she can have some lemonade, i think what the hell, i get her the lemonade and she drinks it.After that she kissed me on the cheek and said that im a good guy and if i was a gypsy she would marry me.probably most romantic thing ever said to me since im an incel asshole

    Sexual harassment and scandinavian women in nightclubs (i cant pinpoint their country because all scandi language sound swedish to me so lets just say they are scandi)

    This was something that weirded the fuck out of all bouncers so it will be something i will say something about.

    after another 6 months in bars, i got moved to clubs, now armed with lung cancer from all the second hand smoke i had to breathe at the entrance of bars while people smoked outside, an anti-social disorder with total disregard for human life and my thousand yard stare had extended so far i could see another galaxy.

    So about scandi women they had a weird thing that they had absolutely no self preservation instinct, we were saving them so often it became a routine for us. An example would be they are dancing in a group of 4 people but at the same time they are being surrounded by people of certain ethnicity that have criminal vibe, they keep ignoring this and keep high fiving them. Im an experienced guy at this point, i know that forced touching of ass and tits and screaming will start soon but i cant do anything about it. Why?

    because i cant prove that they were going to do that,secondly these women might like it so thats another thing to think about, when i was new in clubs i used to run in when they just had them surrounded and got called a racist asshole by the women .This was something all the new guys had to go through at some point. So basically we were stuck between letting girls get groped and suffer emotional trauma but they might have learned that there are bad things in this world during the process or save them from grouping and be considered an asshole while the girls leave learned nothing.

    there were a lot of these kind of choices in bouncing and everyone chose differently, some guys handled situation above differently than i did. i quit bouncing because this was too much stress for a pay of a warehouse worker.

    in before too long didnt read lol
     
  2. PlayswellwithLawnDarts Banned Banned

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    Too late TLDR, Get back to me when you work a 24hr SuperWalmart
     
  3. JabToucher Banned Banned

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    Oh my deary me! I've seen all sorts!

    I view doorstaff like I do policemen. Most are alright fellas, just you can catch the one dickhead on teh wrong night!

    Be hespectfull!

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  4. Fuzzybabyducks Hot girl that’s into ketchup. she/her pricechopper

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    Hey handsome,
    Your McDonald’s have bouncers ?

    I didn’t read past the first few lines btw I stopped to ask that
     
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    Is your previous ID @Rusk ?
     
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    During my bar days, I was always friends with the bouncers. Two different times I was in a fight where they "broke it up" by beating the shit out of the other guy with me and then throwing him out. I stayed and drank. Always make friends with the bouncers.
     
  7. Cole train Silver Belt

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    welcome to my country

    can be combative

    miss that guy
     
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    Saw a couple guys trying to scrap in a very crowded bar. They didn’t appear to be the best fighters in the bar. So a Samoan bouncer tries to control one of the men and eats an elbow for his trouble. This Samoan’s facial expression went from a routine “not this shit again” to a full blown “OH NO YOU DIDN’T”. The bouncer wraps both his hands around this dudes neck and his body goes limp. He’s still conscious and in total fear. Samoan guy looks like he’s trying to pull the dudes head off. There was a bit of a melee when the bouncers were able to intervene.

    I gave that bouncer a $20 tip and he never kicked me out no matter how many women I groped or if I stepped on everyone’s feet dancing.
     
  9. Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    Bouncers at McDonalds? We’re living in the end times.
     
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    LOL at bouncers in McDonalds. <Lmaoo>

    Dude, I don't know how old you are but you gotta write your memoirs. Instant best seller. Hilarious. Movie incoming.
     
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    Foreigners/tourists are weirded out by armed security everywhere in the philippinians. Having bouncers is weird though. Maybe management don't want to pay minimum wage and benefits.

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    I was a bouncer for years, but at a relatively civilized bar. Fun job, for the most part.

    Sometimes no fun at all. Drunk people can be a huge pain in the ass.
     
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    Statute of limitations hasn’t run out yet...

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  16. Cole train Silver Belt

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    When you are the door guy


    You are the law(atleast in your own head)
     
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    Never had an issue with bouncers myself but maybe half a year ago some friends and I got wasted at a bar and I knocked over a bunch of beer and they thought it was one of my friends and told him to get out, my friend who is a manlet lashed out at the bouncer in a hilarious way on our way out, he hurled insults like “What’s your problem?!!! Why you gotta be a dickhead just cause you’re ugly!!! You’re fucking ugly bro!!!!”
    And the bouncer was actually ugly-ugly, a Finland 2.
    I defused the situation by turning around and saying “Sorry man, you know how short fuckers are” and we laughed and shook hands.
     
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    Bouncers at a McDonald's in Finland?
    Armed security at a McDonald's? Do they have tanks at the local bank?

    * I thought people were saying that America was a violent society...
     
  20. Cole train Silver Belt

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    Dude mcdonalds are wayyyyyy worse

    In clubs you have to have money so all the interesting people stay out

    But in mcdonald you get the junkies dealers crazies prostitutes the whole nine yards

    If you cant handle mcdonalds in here they might not let you work bar/club

    Pretty much every mcdonalds in every town have them from what i have seen
     

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