You know you're fat when...

[caliboi74lv]

this chick i was banging was so fat when i climbed on top my ears popped

And when you rolled over afterwards, were you still on her?

 

[Joe]

this chick i was banging was so fat when i climbed on top my ears popped

did you roll her in flour to find the wet spot?

 

[Devout Pessimist]

You know your girlfriend is fat when she can wear your wife's clothes.

Good One!

 

[weed]

when your forehead jiggles

 

[bcordova]

If Richard Simmons has ever hugged you and cried.

 

[SenÖr Whìteßel+]

If Richard Simmons has ever hugged you and cried.

You know your girlfriend is fat when she can wear your wife's clothes.

best ones of the thread so far

 

[MarloStanfield]

did you roll her in flour to find the wet spot?

do you think i have truckloads of flour sitting around or something

 

[BiggThump]

-you make a thread about it on sherdog...

My sentiments exactly on said subject.

 

[MarloStanfield]

she had more chins than a Chinese phone book

 

[goleta83**]

this chick i was banging was so fat when i climbed on top my ears popped

that's good

 

[goleta83**]

You know your girlfriend is fat when she can wear your wife's clothes.

lol awesome

 

[Sir Galahad]

I've never been chubby in my life. Can't say what it feels like.

 

[Badtangent**]

do you think i have truckloads of flour sitting around or something

Not exactly sure why, but I find this extremely humorous.

 

[Islam Imamate]

You know you're fat when you're too fat to get liposuction because laying on the operating table could lead to your fat crushing your organs.

Not kidding, this is true for someone I know.

 

[IIIIIIII]

-you make a thread about it on sherdog...

lol

as for this topic, you always know when you're fat. it doesn't take someone else to tell you.

 

[SafyreSchool**]

...when you defend fat people in the "is hating fat people the same as racism" thread.

 

[NorCalNinja]

Can't sleep because you are thinking about the breakfast you're going to have.

Hey man, Im not close to fat, but I still fall into this category!!

I love food!

 

[Casa Magna]

When you are over 220lbs


Great thread, TS. I hate fatties too.

 

[Pupi]

i bet a bunch of sherdog posters are disgusting, fat slobs.

 

[Kanster]

Wouldn't surprise me at all.