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  1. lion paw Purple Belt

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    -the waiter knows your order two seconds after walking in.
    -when a fast food manager recognizes your face in public.
    -when you run 8-10 ft then gas out
    Any others?
     
  2. equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    -you make a thread about it on sherdog...
     
  3. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    you know you're fat when you have high blood pressure and the doctor recommends you cut down on the cholesterol or face a myriad of health problems which are easily avoidable with exercise and proper diet.
     
  4. Mocesting The Delapitated Silver Belt Platinum Member

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    You know you're fat when you know you're fat.
     
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    Your body fat goes above 25%.
     
  6. equus Horse Belt Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    yeah i think youre fat before that......
     
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    But yeah, I'm with you on this one.
     
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    You know you're fat when you get offended by Fat Jokes,
     
  9. Lost Limb** Purple Belt

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    Can't see your penis.

    Can't sleep because you are thinking about the breakfast you're going to have.

    You can lick your nipples easily.
     
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    you know you're fat when you can't see your wang because your gut is in the way.

    edit: dammit limb :mad:
     
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    when you tell people you arent fat youre something else less hurtful but still the same thing as being fat
     
  12. Charles Brown Peppermint Patty Belt

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    Hey TS, are you traveling?
     
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    You look at the mirror from the side holding your belly and think "shit I look fucking pregnant" I used to be fat
     
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    What's really sad is all the fat fucks I know who are on multiple meds bc of their fatness yet refuse to take them. I hate fat people.
     
  15. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    thats ridiculous...being fat is easily avoidable...lazy bastards
     
  16. Charles Brown Peppermint Patty Belt

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    I'm not fat. I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not a fatty. Nevertheless, I have to take cholesterol meds. My cholesterol was at 356 the last time it was checked.
     
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    Just as annoying, are all the comments I get about how I'm too skinny now. God forbid I don't want a beer belly anymore.
     
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    Big boned
     
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    When you can pinch an inch on your forehead
     
  20. El Chimpo Cruel Man Platinum Member

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    my gewdness!....do you drink alot of soda?
     

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