You know you're fat when...

[lion paw]

-the waiter knows your order two seconds after walking in.
-when a fast food manager recognizes your face in public.
-when you run 8-10 ft then gas out
Any others?

 

[equus]

-you make a thread about it on sherdog...

 

[El Chimpo]

you know you're fat when you have high blood pressure and the doctor recommends you cut down on the cholesterol or face a myriad of health problems which are easily avoidable with exercise and proper diet.

 

[LATEXXX COMMANDO]

You know you're fat when you know you're fat.

 

[Diktaattori]

Your body fat goes above 25%.

 

[equus]

Your body fat goes above 25%.

yeah i think youre fat before that......

 

[Diktaattori]

yeah i think youre fat before that......

Wiki.

But yeah, I'm with you on this one.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

You know you're fat when you get offended by Fat Jokes,

 

[Lost Limb**]

Can't see your penis.

Can't sleep because you are thinking about the breakfast you're going to have.

You can lick your nipples easily.

 

[Bolshevik***]

you know you're fat when you can't see your wang because your gut is in the way.

edit: dammit limb

 

[Joe]

when you tell people you arent fat youre something else less hurtful but still the same thing as being fat

 

[Charles Brown]

Hey TS, are you traveling?

 

[thetruth2709]

You look at the mirror from the side holding your belly and think "shit I look fucking pregnant" I used to be fat

 

[goleta83**]

you know you're fat when you have high blood pressure and the doctor recommends you cut down on the cholesterol or face a myriad of health problems which are easily avoidable with exercise and proper diet.

What's really sad is all the fat fucks I know who are on multiple meds bc of their fatness yet refuse to take them. I hate fat people.

 

[El Chimpo]

What's really sad is all the fat fucks I know who are on multiple meds bc of their fatness yet refuse to take them. I hate fat people.

thats ridiculous...being fat is easily avoidable...lazy bastards

 

[Charles Brown]

you know you're fat when you have high blood pressure and the doctor recommends you cut down on the cholesterol or face a myriad of health problems which are easily avoidable with exercise and proper diet.

I'm not fat. I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not a fatty. Nevertheless, I have to take cholesterol meds. My cholesterol was at 356 the last time it was checked.

 

[goleta83**]

Just as annoying, are all the comments I get about how I'm too skinny now. God forbid I don't want a beer belly anymore.

 

[Uptown Swinger]

when you tell people you arent fat youre something else less hurtful but still the same thing as being fat

Big boned

 

[caliboi74lv]

When you can pinch an inch on your forehead

 

[El Chimpo]

I'm not fat. I could stand to lose a few pounds, but I'm not a fatty. Nevertheless, I have to take cholesterol meds. My cholesterol was at 356 the last time it was checked.

my gewdness!....do you drink alot of soda?