You are attacked by an adult brown bear...

[dildos]

id tickle it so much.

 

[NoSmilez]

Possibly and they are able to open car doors

Hopefully they will find the stash of cocaine and leave me alone.

 

[Osculater]

According to wildlife expert Joe Rogan getting killed by a bear is a bad way to go.

They will eat out your asshole

 

[Your Salad]

How do you jerk off a female bear?

We both have bears doing provocative things in our AVs in a thread about bears.
It was bound to happen, just didn't expect it tonight.

 

[Osculater]

We both have bears doing provocative things in our AVs in a thread about bears.
It was bound to happen, just didn't expect it tonight.

 

[Your Salad]

They will eat out your asshole

in a bad way?

 

[Osculater]

in a bad way?

In the end it is bad

 

[Your Salad]

In the end it is bad

Dang it.

 

[Wrath of Foamy]

Well it is an adult, so it probably works, so threaten to report it to HR...

 

[blaseblase]

If it's a brown bear you're supposed to play dead. The bear is attacking you because it sees you as a threat. If its a black bear you fight back and try to scare it off because it's likely trying to eat you.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?

Lol. Ok, this isnt a game pitt. You play dead. Literally nothing else you can do. You can try punching it as hard as you can on its nose but lets be real here. Brown bears are massive and if they wanna eat you alive or want you dead, you are as good as dead.

 

[Sweater of AV]

Don't wait to be attacked.

 

[LiQuiD42]

I would face the bear head on and begin to squat while waving my arms like a praying mantis. When the bear charges me I would then do a front flip over the bear, spinning my body during the flip in order to land and sweep the legs out from the bear. When the bear fell on its side, I would quickly jump onto it grabbing its arm and neck placing the bear into an arm triangle and applying pressure until it was hibernating.

 

[deviake]

Find the penis and jerk him off.

This is my #1 go to

Put my finger in his butthole

And my #2

 

[nostradumbass]

A KO seems too ambitious, so I would gauge the distance with calf kicks and stiff jabs and hope to win a decision.

 

[Ballsaque]

You have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?

Why do you have to underline it skin color?

 

[Pliny Pete]

I'll use my pitbull fighting skills to murder that sonofabitch and 3 more just like him

 

[Cartiac]

You have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?

Die.

Whats next bro?

"you are in the water with a great white shark,out of sight of land,what do you do?"

these threads are retarded lol

Have you guys learned nothing from watching UFC? Poke them mf'ers in the eyeballs.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

Do they climb?

Much better than you or me

 

[Sano]