You are attacked by an adult brown bear...

[Randlewand]

You have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?

 

[HHJ]

Die.

Whats next bro?

"you are in the water with a great white shark,out of sight of land,what do you do?"

these threads are retarded lol

 

[nonoob]

1. Go full Sherdogger with teh jabs.
2. Finish bear off with uppercuts.
3. Make bear rug, then prep and season all meat.
4. Have grilled bearchops to replenish energy.
5. Modestly call out any other brave bears.

 

[ipowerslapmywife]

You can fight off brown and black bears but you can’t fight off a grizzly or even play dead, you’re just fucked

 

[terrapin]

You can fight off brown and black bears but you can’t fight off a grizzly or even play dead, you’re just fucked

brown bears are identical to grizzly bears. they are the same thing.

 

[terrapin]

you have got to hit its eyes and hope it doesn't want that smoke... I mean... the chances are really low but sometimes a smaller animal can get a bigger one to back off so you have to try.

if its committed though? you are food.

 

[HHJ]

Sometimes they back off from something that stands their ground but fuck trying that shit out.

 

[Osculater]

Make love ♥

 

[NoSmilez]

Do they climb?

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Find the penis and jerk him off. I took a dangerous situation and made a friend for life who could be a real asset should I get into a bar fight or any other situation that calls for violence.

 

[Shaun K]

Put my finger in his butthole

 

[Osculater]

Do they climb?

Yes

 

[NoSmilez]

Yes

Can they go into cars?

 

[Osculater]

Can they go into cars?

Possibly and they are able to open car doors

 

[Your Salad]

The jerk the bear off and finger in asshole are probably the best options for survival.

 

[HHJ]

 

[Osculater]

The jerk the bear off and finger in asshole are probably the best options for survival.

How do you jerk off a female bear?

 

[HHJ]

 

[Your Salad]

How do you jerk off a female bear?

You have to find the bear clitoris?
Not sure why I'm posting right now.

 

[Your Salad]

According to wildlife expert Joe Rogan getting killed by a bear is a bad way to go.