You are attacked by a game pitt...

[Heelhook71]

I’m a more well rounded fighter than a pit. So I’d keep it guessing by mixing up my striking and takedowns. The pit will eventually be worn down by my pace and relentless forward pressure, when this happens I’ll take it’s back and go for a rear naked choke finish .

 

[HereticBD]

You are really overestimating the pit dog. Your going to kick it in the ribs if you are going to win that fight legs are vulnerable too.

LOL

You really think that dog is gonna stand in a position where you could pull that off during an attack? Sure, it's got vulnerable areas...that you won't even be able to think about in the moment. It would be a constant lightning quick assault that your brain wouldn't even comprehend, where you would be concerned with defending YOUR vulnerable spots. It's not an MMA fight, where you feel each other out, and have the same basic capabilities. At best, you'd be able to scramble a bit, while you're freaking out at a dog from hell trying to end you. You ain't gonna stand and trade with that fucker.

Fucking Sherdog, where people are so delusional, that they think they could beat a fucking pit bull in a fight to the death. Jesus. Please, if you're ever in such a position, just run. You ain't pulling guard, or working the body on that thing, alright.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Im gouging its eyes out at the least. But that fucking breed doesn't quit so who knows if its going to help. That breed needs to be wiped off the face of the earth.

 

[Your Salad]

If you're near a fence, jump over it quick.
If you're near a car, jump ontop of it.

But if you have to fight on, hope it will jump at you, side-step it, and tackle it and make sure it can't get all 4 feet under it. Try to get a full nelson on it, and flip onto your back so its feet are up in the air and try to get a body-triangle on it... all while trying to avoid it biting you.

This is my theory, based on dozens of hours wrestling with my bull terrier, which are cousins to pitbulls.

Well explained fantastical theory.

 

[Your Salad]

LOL

You really think that dog is gonna stand in a position where you could pull that off during an attack? Sure, it's got vulnerable areas...that you won't even be able to think about in the moment. It would be a constant lightning quick assault that your brain wouldn't even comprehend, where you would be concerned with defending YOUR vulnerable spots. It's not an MMA fight, where you feel each other out, and have the same basic capabilities. At best, you'd be able to scramble a bit, while you're freaking out at a dog from hell trying to end you. You ain't gonna stand and trade with that fucker.

Fucking Sherdog, where people are so delusional, that they think they could beat a fucking pit bull in a fight to the death. Jesus. Please, if you're ever in such a position, just run. You ain't pulling guard, or working the body on that thing, alright.

I think I could beat a pit in a fight to the death, but I don't think I would.

 

[NoSmilez]

 

[Gutter Chris]

LOL

You really think that dog is gonna stand in a position where you could pull that off during an attack? Sure, it's got vulnerable areas...that you won't even be able to think about in the moment. It would be a constant lightning quick assault that your brain wouldn't even comprehend, where you would be concerned with defending YOUR vulnerable spots. It's not an MMA fight, where you feel each other out, and have the same basic capabilities. At best, you'd be able to scramble a bit, while you're freaking out at a dog from hell trying to end you. You ain't gonna stand and trade with that fucker.

Fucking Sherdog, where people are so delusional, that they think they could beat a fucking pit bull in a fight to the death. Jesus. Please, if you're ever in such a position, just run. You ain't pulling guard, or working the body on that thing, alright.

Bro

You are quite convinced of how correct you are

While having totally insane ideas about what a pitbull is capable of. You are giving the damn dog mythical capabilites

And I never said you pull guard and even used Steve Irwin as an example of the position you are looking to force the dog into....and speaking of Steve Irwin that asshole could wrangle crocodiles without it even becoming a to the death affair but you think a pit dog can't be over powered ?

The dog from hell line is telling. They are like 50 to 70 pounds and pit dogs totally fight squared up and circling for a position until they get it . They fight like a fighter


You know. I actually really like dogs man. Have some skill with handling them. Used to deal with abandoned ones when ghetto retards would abandon them when they got evicted or would just set them free for the assorted reasons ghetto dwellers set them free for. And I even still got a face and all my limbs and I don't own one of them stick collars you see animal control with.

I think you and me are very different people dude. I get the impression that you think people will freeze in the moment and not keep their wits about them but my experiences in life don't match with that

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Well explained fantastical theory.

Unless anyone in this thread has been mauled by a pitbull, or directly avoided being mauled by a pitbull, every post in this thread is fantastical.

So thank you for your meaningless post.

 

[Your Salad]

Unless anyone in this thread has been mauled by a pitbull, or directly avoided being mauled by a pitbull, every post in this thread is fantastical.

So thank you for your meaningless post.

I wasn't trying to diss your post, or make fun of anything from the observations you have made in life to provide us information.
I liked the technical and precise method you explained something.
Not trying to be a hater.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I wasn't trying to diss your post, or make fun of anything from the observations you have made in life to provide us information.
I liked the technical and precise method you explained something.
Not trying to be a hater.

Ah ok.
In a thread full of 'fantastical theories' having only my post being said to be a "fantastical theory" came off as an insult.

 

[Your Salad]

Ah ok.
In a thread full of 'fantastical theories' having only my post being said to be a "fantastical theory" came off as an insult.

Not an insult.
I try not to do that here.

 

[blaseblase]

Dude
Come on. Pitt dog can be a handful but it's not a terminator. They do feel pain and aren't unbreakable. You wouldn't want to fight one but it's a fight you can win.

He thinks a golden retriever would kick his ass. I think he's just an old guy who doesn't remember what it was like to not be old.

 

[Prex32]

so it took five guys to shake it off, but sherbro is killing it single handedly heh?

 

[blaseblase]

There's a reason why there's literally no videos of any person in the history of the internet going on the offensive against a game pitbull and doing what you describe.

Why would someone film themselves killing a pit? You can find that shit on a website you cant post here, but I dont want to see that shit and neither do the mods.

Physically weaker? I'd argue 50 pound pitbulls have more functional strength than most sedentary people - non-athletes.

GTFO, you can literally throw your pit across the room..

'If you want to fuck that dog up, you will.'

I may have come off dismissive to the point as being disrespectful in my prior post. That was my mistake. So I say this with all due respect - unless you have experience with respect of the physical capabilities and potential aggressiveness of pitbulls... you have no clue what you're talking about.

I am guessing you have no actual experience with a "game" pit. If you do, you are likely a scumbag. If you are talking about an ordinary pit, yeah, I've interacted with them many times. They aren't special. There are many dog breeds I'd rather not fight than a pit.

And its worth mentioning my pitbull growing up was 57-ish pounds, and my bull terrier was the runt if the litter and topped off at 40 pounds. According to google the average weight of a pitbull is between 30-65 pounds, and I can guarantee 30 pounds would be a runt female and 65 is closer to being the average for males, and I've seen them 75, 85, to 95 pounds.

An inexperienced pitbull fucking up a feral coyote.

I didn't bother to watch the video. Am I supposed to be impressed by a pitbull fighting a coyote? A coyote is just a medium sized.dog. You would fuck one up. Or do you think a coyote would beat your ass as well?

 

[NoSmilez]

so it took five guys to shake it off, but sherbro is killing it single handedly heh?

Average sherbro weighs like 3 of those guys. Getting touched with the sherdogger jab is like getting hit with a Ford Escort.

 

[Prex32]

Average sherbro weighs like 3 of those guys. Getting touched with the sherdogger jab is like getting hit with a Ford Escort.

also that one guy didnt appear to have the solid kicking technique of a sherbro
sherbro wouldnt even need a guy, let alone two guys with a pole to help him

 

[deviake]

also that one guy didnt appear to have the solid kicking technique of a sherbro
sherbro wouldnt even need a guy, let alone two guys with a pole to help him

He definitely doesn't know how to kick, but probably most people don't

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Why would someone film themselves killing a pit? You can find that shit on a website you cant post here, but I dont want to see that shit and neither do the mods.

The link to twfo pitbulls being cracked over the head by a 2×4 is still in this thread, and hasn't been removed by the mods.

GTFO, you can literally throw your pit across the room..

That is if the pitbull is compliant and allows you to pick it up and throw it without biting your hand, arm, face, or neck.

And you misunderstand the term 'functional strength.' Its not like a powerlifter having a huge 1-rep max, its overall athletic ability and endurance.

Like do you really think you have more functional strength than these dogs?


Most people are exhausted after sprinting for 15 seconds.
After sprinting for 15 seconds pitbulls aren't even beginning to warm up.

I am guessing you have no actual experience with a "game" pit. If you do, you are likely a scumbag.

The gamepit is who bit me, hard, when I was in 6th grade. And it was playing aggressively, which typically I like but in this case it didn't know its own strength.

If you are talking about an ordinary pit, yeah, I've interacted with them many times. They aren't special. There are many dog breeds I'd rather not fight than a pit.

Yeah, there's a few who are actually even deadler than pitbulls. They're larger and have more bite strength.

But looking at the national statistics of aggressive dog incidents resulting someone going to the hospital or morgue, there's a 83% chance it was involving a pitbull breed.

There's a reason why everyone recommends pitbulls must receive training within 6 months after being born, a proper protein diet, and lots of love and effection from their owners..... if they don't its very highly likely the dog will be unpredictably dangerous.

Am I supposed to be impressed by a pitbull fighting a coyote? A coyote is just a medium sized.dog. You would fuck one up. Or do you think a coyote would beat your ass as well?

Once again, you completely overestimate your ability against potentially lethal dogs simply because you're looking at their size.

Coyotes hunt on a daily basis because its the only way they can eat, by hunting for their meals.
Give that the respect it deserves, rather than say something dumb like "I'd put it through the uprights from the 30 yard line!"

 

[Pliny Pete]

Unless anyone in this thread has been mauled by a pitbull, or directly avoided being mauled by a pitbull, every post in this thread is fantastical.

So thank you for your meaningless post.

What about my post where I talked about fighting a pit bull in real life, not in fantasy

 

[GearSolidMetal]

What about my post where I talked about fighting a pit bull in real life, not in fantasy

Was speaking generally.
I've been bit by a pitbull too.