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You have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?
Summon a crowd of angry polish women.You have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?
Run towards a kindergarten, where the game pit will abandon me and go for its favorite targets, innocent kidsYou have no weapons besides your body. What are your tactics and strategy?
They are not very smart, it might confuse you for a giant babyI don't have to worry about that... I'm not a child.
A pit gets its jaws on you,its gonna fuck you all up. It's absolutley something to worry about.I don't have to worry about that... I'm not a child.
Hahah you gotta do that before it bites your nuts tho.
Summon a crowd of angry polish women.
In that case, I'm going for its eyes.A pit gets its jaws on you,its gonna fuck you all up. It's absolutley something to worry about.
I really hope his name is patches.If you're near a fence, jump over it quick.
If you're near a car, jump ontop of it.
But if you have to fight on, hope it will jump at you, side-step it, and tackle it and make sure it can't get all 4 feet under it. Try to get a full nelson on it, and flip onto your back so its feet are up in the air and try to get a body-triangle on it... all while trying to avoid it biting you.
This is my theory, based on dozens of hours wrestling with my bull terrier, which are cousins to pitbulls.
I really hope his name is patches.