People who are slow to do things, who act like lobotomized husks when doing simple, daily tasks:
- People standing on escalators even when they go down or are horizontal. Do you really have nothing better to do than to slowly descend you lazy asswipes?
- People walking veeeery slowly in the shopping mall blocking me from passing. Have you just landed on this planet and you are lost? Are you in the fucking desert and conserving water? Why must 4 of you slide side by side like retarded snails. Let me pass!
- People taking forever to order food, asking the waitress all the possible details about every freaking dish on the menu. Cant you decide and then ask for the waitress? Why must you involve them for 10 minutes to help decide on your fucking food like you are buying a house together?
- people slowly driving side by side in a 2 lane road blocking you from passing. Why are you so god damn slow? Why are you driving side by side at exactly the same turtle speed? Are you filming a rap video, rolling through the hood? Move over dipshits
Why do you do everything so fucking slowly? Have you nothing better to do with your life? I cant be friends with anyone who is such a slow loris.