Elections Trump Indicted On 91 Counts

[IDGETKTFO]

Mannnn! He is TERRIFIED of going to jail, not because it's jail..

It's because he's gonna go through alcohol withdrawal..

BAD.


Allegedly.

4 months is a drop in the bucket in minimum security federal prison. If he has an alcohol problem, he should have did rehab instead of trying to weasel his way out of not doing his time.

 

[Strychnine]

4 months is a drop in the bucket in minimum security federal prison. If he has an alcohol problem, he should have did rehab instead of trying to weasel his way out of not doing his time.

He was too busy 'pwning the libruls brah!

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[idrankyourbeer]

look at this herpie-infested loser heading to prison over his admiration and loyalty to a convicted felon, fraudster, and rapist. pathetic.

this fine heap of maga trash is going to prison just to own the libs. don't eat that honeybun on your pillow there sweetheart.

law and order bitch. the party of personal accountability. get fucked loser.

 

[Loiosh]

look at this herpie-infested loser heading to prison over his admiration and loyalty to a convicted felon, fraudster, and rapist. pathetic.

this fine heap of maga trash is going to prison just to own the libs. don't eat that honeybun on your pillow there sweetheart.

law and order bitch. the party of personal accountability. get fucked loser.

Weird that someone as prominent as Bannon would be handcuffed.

Maybe @nhbbear can elaborate on the protocol.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Weird that someone as prominent as Bannon would be handcuffed.

Maybe @nhbbear can elaborate on the protocol.

@cottagecheesefan might know a thing or two about it.

being handcuffed and thrown into a prison cell is a traditional display of male dominance. steve bannon has now reached the pinnacle of alpha male. he is spreading his ass cheeks for routine cavity searches, eating the kind of food that you wouldn't even give to your dog, paranoid and looking over his shoulders 24/7, and hanging out with naked guys in the shower. suck on that libtards!

being all about law & order, he should have just complied.

 

[nhbbear]

Weird that someone as prominent as Bannon would be handcuffed.

Maybe @nhbbear can elaborate on the protocol.

Might be policy. Everyone gets cuffed regardless. We had a “no cuffing in front during transport” rule that was rarely violated unless the person was thoroughly searched and had disabilities or very old. I once was ordered by a supervisor to handcuff a one armed man to the door because of the policy. I refused because what if we were in an accident and his other arm got ripped off? I got in trouble and took it to the LT who ripped the Sgt a new one because I was right.

 

[Loiosh]

Might be policy. Everyone gets cuffed regardless. We had a “no cuffing in front during transport” rule that was rarely violated unless the person was thoroughly searched and had disabilities or very old. I once was ordered by a supervisor to handcuff a one armed man to the door because of the policy. I refused because what if we were in an accident and his other arm got ripped off? I got in trouble and took it to the LT who ripped the Sgt a new one because I was right.

Don't you mean "always cuff during transport?"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Might be policy. Everyone gets cuffed regardless. We had a “no cuffing in front during transport” rule that was rarely violated unless the person was thoroughly searched and had disabilities or very old. I once was ordered by a supervisor to handcuff a one armed man to the door because of the policy. I refused because what if we were in an accident and his other arm got ripped off? I got in trouble and took it to the LT who ripped the Sgt a new one because I was right.

well if a one armed man got his other arm ripped off, then he would have no arms. just what kind of threat would he be to society?

nevermind. i guess he could just start throwing scisssor kicks for days at people.

nonetheless the prisoner wouldn't be very hard to track down if he tried to flee. there'd be a trail of blood everywhere and he wouldnt be able to try to close off the wounds or anything...he ain't got no arms!

just corner the escapee against a fence or a ladder or something that he can't climb. then draw your gun and order the motherfucker to put his hands up.

 

[Strychnine]

look at this herpie-infested loser heading to prison over his admiration and loyalty to a convicted felon, fraudster, and rapist. pathetic.

this fine heap of maga trash is going to prison just to own the libs. don't eat that honeybun on your pillow there sweetheart.

law and order bitch. the party of personal accountability. get fucked loser.

And here's the welcome wagon...

 

[idrankyourbeer]

And here's the welcome wagon...

i can just see one of those dudes yelling out "that sounds like my size" after steve bannon farts in the prison showers.

 

[KOPPE]

And here's the welcome wagon...

"get that white conservative booty over here"

 

[idrankyourbeer]

they've got that look like somebody just ate their honeybun.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

 

[jefferz]

well if a one armed man got his other arm ripped off, then he would have no arms. just what kind of threat would he be to society?

nevermind. i guess he could just start throwing scisssor kicks for days at people.

nonetheless the prisoner wouldn't be very hard to track down if he tried to flee. there'd be a trail of blood everywhere and he wouldnt be able to try to close off the wounds or anything...he ain't got no arms!

just corner the escapee against a fence or a ladder or something that he can't climb. then draw your gun and order the motherfucker to put his hands up.

Remember the "don't forget to give it to a crack addict" armless guy from Dave Portney's video?


He stabbed someone with a pair of scissors.

 

[Strychnine]

Let's nip this rumor in the bud right now. If you have any questions about challenge coins, ask away. For those that don't know, I'm a retired veteran.

 

[nhbbear]

Don't you mean "always cuff during transport?"

Yeah. Always cuff during transport but some guys want to be nice or lazy and cuff in the front. I was just mentioning it as an example of policies involving handcuffing

 

[nhbbear]

well if a one armed man got his other arm ripped off, then he would have no arms. just what kind of threat would he be to society?

nevermind. i guess he could just start throwing scisssor kicks for days at people.

nonetheless the prisoner wouldn't be very hard to track down if he tried to flee. there'd be a trail of blood everywhere and he wouldnt be able to try to close off the wounds or anything...he ain't got no arms!

just corner the escapee against a fence or a ladder or something that he can't climb. then draw your gun and order the motherfucker to put his hands up.

Yeah, but in todays climate, I would get charged with armed robbery

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Yeah, but in todays climate, I would get charged with armed robbery

no-armed robbery!


you feared for your life.

 

[nhbbear]

no-armed robbery!


you feared for your life.

Similar story, but funny.

I was in training and stopped a driver and I arrested a man named nick in my first few weeks. My training officer told me he was dangerous and to yank his little ass out of the car and immediately handcuff him. Well, I tried. Fucker was 7’2” 350. He did everything I told him and while we did arrest him, he was fine that day because he was sober.

Years later, he is injecting heroin into his feet and loses both of them, leaving him with grasping nubs below the knee. On his knees, he is still as tall as me standing. We end up arresting him on a felony warrant because he was letting a very dangerous gang from Cleveland occupy his house and deal out of it.

We put him in the cruiser and he goes nuts. He is handcuffed behind his back, luckily. But he starts screaming and sticks his nubs through the screen divider and into the front seat area and tries to grab my shoulder. I flipped the fuck out-stumps scare me for some reason. I had to slam the plexi glass divider shut on his nubs until he retracted his damn tentacles.

This is the same guy that I did my first raid with the seat team and a guy stuck a large bag of crack up his ass in front of my eyes and laughed because he knew what a pain in our ass it would be. Then, weeks later, there was a machete fight in his hallway and I had to tackle a guy swinging the machete and when his head hit, it bounced off of the machete on the floor and scalped his own dreadlocks, which my partner then kicked across the floor screaming. We eventually found nick in his front yard, stiff as a board and he was clinging to a tree in full rigor, butt ass naked. At the time of his death, he weighed maybe 120 lbs all the way from 350 ish when I first met him. Period of like five years.