Chuck Norris' tears can resurrect...the...dead.
Fuck it.
His tears can resurrect the dead, but it never happens since Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris' tears can resurrect...the...dead.
Fuck it.
I said the same thing to someone...only it was about me having AIDS. The bad part was that the dude's father died of AIDS a couple years before.
:redface: :redface: :redface:
Yeah, and in the movie Sidekicks, he beat up Joe Piscapo. Nuff said.
I wonder what ever happened to that kid. Is he still acting?
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the f##k down.
May I be allowed a Mr T one?
The reason that there are four horsemen of the Apocalypse is because Mr T will walk.
Thanks
Chuck Norris can conceive and abort a baby, all in the same thrust.