Tried a Chuck Norris "Total Gym" today.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

haha....

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding....

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad...

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down...

and there are way to many more
 
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haha....

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding....

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad...

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he doesnt push himself up he pushes the world down...

and there are way to many more

Waldo is a fictional character

It's not possible to lose your virginity before birth

Not possible.


Yeah yeah, they're "jokes", I know. You still fucking suck.

In other news, I will devote my life to finding and beheading you.
 
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