Tried a Chuck Norris "Total Gym" today.

[lukinakai]

Chuck Norris wasn't actually delivered like a normal baby. He burst free on a motor cycle firing an Uzi.

 

[Lusst]

Chuck Norris wasn't actually delivered like a normal baby. He burst free on a motor cycle firing an Uzi.

Like this picture:

That did not make sense.

 

[Ian Coe]

Yes.

Yes, I did. Rating?

It made me laugh and you managed to come up with a new one when people have done it to death.

8.5/10-it missed out explicit violance, but had the idea of nudity and penetration

 

[jk3004]

Chuck Norris eats coal and shits diamonds.

 

[brknbonz]

lol@thread

 

[Lusst]

 

[seandearing]

If bother Walker and Blade use the total gym... well then thats good enough for me. Proceed with the vagina growing!

 

[boboskitchen]

lol i cant afford a gym membvership so my ungle gave me his old total gym its better than nothing

 

[bigjoey]

Duck tape four 45 plates to it and clean and press it. Dinosaur training son!

 

[SteveX]

Gene Simmons claims to have slept with 4600+ women

Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday

 

[MatterOverMind]

I wonder what ever happened to that kid. Is he still acting?

Jonathan Brandis? He hung himself.

 

[blakethemus]

Jonathan Brandis? He hung himself.

yeah that was a couple of years ago now wasn't it?

 

[MatterOverMind]

I Believe so. Check your local internet for more information.

 

[Andy Rickert]

Little known fact. Chuck Norris was the 4th wiseman. He was later erased from the bible out of jealousy from the other wisemen, for his gift was the only gift jesus kept for his entire lifetime. The gift of the beard.

Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him

 

[Sean S]

Why the fuck is there a Chuck Norris thread still in existance?

 

[AbdominalSnoman]

This isn't looping! Chuck is up to over 4 million blows to the head with a boat paddle. Without a mark on him!

Nice Peral AV Ravener

 

[Lusst]

Why the fuck is there a Chuck Norris thread still in existance?

The same reason that little monkey in your av is still wearing glasses...even though he doesn't appear to be reading anything.

 

[REKillzone]

kids piss their name in snow...chuck norris pisses his name in concrete

 

[Orsyn]

yeah that was a couple of years ago now wasn't it?

yeah in 2003

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Brandis

That day I was sad, because I realized there would never be a Sidekicks 2. Unless Chuck decided to do it with someone else. But also Mako died

 

[StevenCrowder]

Chuck Norris actually goes to my Uncle's country club in Plano.

I haven't seen him there, but my uncle does on a regular basis.

Supposedly, he is even more petite than imaginable.