Tried a Chuck Norris "Total Gym" today.

[erco]

Chuck Norris' tears can resurrect...the...dead.


Fuck it.

His tears can resurrect the dead, but it never happens since Chuck Norris never cries.

 

[JPC]

Yeah, and in the movie Sidekicks, he beat up Joe Piscapo. Nuff said.

 

[BJH]

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[pecassoo]

chuck norris doesn't get frost bite, chuck norris bites frost

 

[Ian Coe]

I said the same thing to someone...only it was about me having AIDS. The bad part was that the dude's father died of AIDS a couple years before.

:redface: :redface: :redface:

I said it to a woman at my old work. She got very uncomfortable and walked away. I said to someone else later about it and he told me her son had died of cancer


whoops

 

[Lusst]

Yeah, and in the movie Sidekicks, he beat up Joe Piscapo. Nuff said.

Sidekicks was one of my favorite fucking movies when I was younger.

In fact...

*finds his VCR*

Game on!

 

[JPC]

I wonder what ever happened to that kid. Is he still acting?

 

[IrishAssassin]

nothing notable since outside providence

 

[BLACKHAWK3634]

Chuck Norris knows the wrong way to eat a Reeses.

 

[Donut62]

LOL, I like how he did a half assed breakfall. Chuck is the best actor ever.

 

[Ian Coe]

I wonder what ever happened to that kid. Is he still acting?

he was in sea quest wasn't he

 

[lukinakai]

Crop Circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the f##k down.

 

[flak]

Crop Circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the f##k down.

Ha, nice one.

Other people's lost socks show up in Chuck Norris' dryer.

 

[BackBrainKick]

Chuck Norris doesn't just say "no" to drugs, he looks at them and shakes his head. Then the drugs run away.

 

[Excelsior]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he's not pushing his body up - he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[50Pence]

May I be allowed a Mr T one?

The reason that there are four horsemen of the Apocalypse is because Mr T will walk.

Thanks

 

[Ian Coe]

May I be allowed a Mr T one?

The reason that there are four horsemen of the Apocalypse is because Mr T will walk.

Thanks

 

[Lusst]

Chuck Norris can conceive and abort a baby, all in the same thrust.

 

[Ian Coe]

Chuck Norris can conceive and abort a baby, all in the same thrust.

thats the first time I've heard that one

....did you just make that up

 

[Lusst]

Yes.

Yes, I did. Rating?