Tried a Chuck Norris "Total Gym" today.

[Chad Hamilton]

Yes, you heard correctly. I had to try it, it was right there and the exibitionist in me was drawn to it.

I think I grew a vagina within a few seconds of using it.

I immediately had a glimpse into the Mens Fitness ghey community.

I'm sorry if this is a waste of space but I cannot afford a shrink right now.

 

[The Big Dipper]

How's the speed on your roundhouse kicks now?

 

[Barut]

Got any vagina pics?

 

[bacon]

So you're like, TOTALLY sore right now huh?

 

[Chad Hamilton]

My punches in a sitting position are dominant.

Don't fuck with me while I'm sitting down.

Barut-
I'm busy experimenting with masturbation, no time for pics right now.

 

[AxeGrinder]

fuckin chuck norris....

 

[Urban]

Little known fact, Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. ... twice.

 

[Grady]

Little known fact, Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. ... twice.

Thats still only infinity.

 

[Henry Swanson]

You know what was gayer than the Total Gym? Remember the Health Rider?

 

[Kaban]

There are few riders in my gym.
How is that gay?

 

[Nanthony]

Little known fact, Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. ... twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

I'm not sure where, but I found something that had a bunch of stupid stuff (fictional) on him. Pretty funny, too.

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

You know what was gayer than the Total Gym? Remember the Health Rider?

Gazelle freestyle has them both beat.

 

[ghostwipe]

Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark's afraid of him.

 

[deadlyshaolin]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.

Pity that the man has never cried.

 

[killer_kicks88]

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

 

[Wrecking Ball]

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

 

[Wild Dan Hibiki]

one time chuck norris gave a chick a facial, but then he roundhouse kicked her cause he didnt want her to steal any of his genes.

 

[Wrecking Ball]

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[SmashiusClay]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Still would'nt buy a total gym though.

 

[ghostwipe]

The Boogeyman checks the closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.