Tried a Chuck Norris "Total Gym" today.

Discussion in 'Strength & Conditioning Discussion' started by Chad Hamilton, Jan 19, 2006.

  1. Chad Hamilton

    Chad Hamilton Amateur Fighter

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    Yes, you heard correctly. I had to try it, it was right there and the exibitionist in me was drawn to it.

    I think I grew a vagina within a few seconds of using it.

    I immediately had a glimpse into the Mens Fitness ghey community.

    I'm sorry if this is a waste of space but I cannot afford a shrink right now.
     
  2. The Big Dipper

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    How's the speed on your roundhouse kicks now?
     
  3. Barut

    Barut Banned Banned

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    Got any vagina pics?
     
  4. bacon

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    So you're like, TOTALLY sore right now huh?
     
  5. Chad Hamilton

    Chad Hamilton Amateur Fighter

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    My punches in a sitting position are dominant.

    Don't fuck with me while I'm sitting down.

    Barut-
    I'm busy experimenting with masturbation, no time for pics right now.
     
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    fuckin chuck norris....
     
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    Little known fact, Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. ... twice.
     
  8. Grady

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    Thats still only infinity.
     
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    You know what was gayer than the Total Gym? Remember the Health Rider?

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  10. Kaban

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    There are few riders in my gym.
    How is that gay?
     
  11. Nanthony

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    Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

    I'm not sure where, but I found something that had a bunch of stupid stuff (fictional) on him. Pretty funny, too.
     
  12. Sohei

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    Gazelle freestyle has them both beat.
     
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    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark's afraid of him.
     
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    Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.

    Pity that the man has never cried.
     
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    At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
     
  16. Wrecking Ball

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    Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
     
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    one time chuck norris gave a chick a facial, but then he roundhouse kicked her cause he didnt want her to steal any of his genes.
     
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    Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
     
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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Still would'nt buy a total gym though.
     
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    The Boogeyman checks the closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.
     

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