Jiri Prochazka supporters enter here

[AldoStillGoat]

Dear Lord,
I am a sinner. I am not worthy of your forgiveness. I have done many things that don’t please you. I have lived my life for myself only and against you, and you alone, have I sinned. You did what I could not do for myself. Thank you for dying on the cross for my sins. I come to you now and ask you to, as my Lord and Savior, to please purify me from my sins and make sure that Alex Pereira is knocked unconscious and carried out of the octagon with shit in his pants.

In the name of Jesus, I pray.
Amen.

 

[Slapjit]

Iono fam I was tinkin' aboot it fi sum tayum now I rate brother Jiri but him sound fake AF when Nina ask him aboot #PowerSlap him just avoid di question whereas Poatan smiled and said "Chama" gave it his approval maybe #Satan got me tho fam mans worried ngl I'm sure ting be ok tho

 

[Hdfi]

All jokes aside, I think Jiri will win this time. Alex is 37 and has 2 broken toes. Jiri also got this fight on short notice but he is younger and has fewer injuries.

As for spirits, God, etc. none of these things exist. We will all die and cease to exist - this is terrible but it's the truth. I'm okay with people deluding themselves if it makes them happier.

 

[AldoStillGoat]

Iono fam I was tinkin' aboot it fi sum tayum now I rate brother Jiri but him sound fake AF when Nina ask him aboot #PowerSlap him just avoid di question whereas Poatan smiled and said "Chama" gave it his approval maybe #Satan got me tho fam mans worried ngl I'm sure ting be ok tho

What the fuck did you just say?

 

[Equinox Shadow]

Fuck that stupid nonsense. Just bet real money.

1 month Avatar bet and you make a post in bareknuckle sub forum that I'm your daddy if Alex loses

 

[World eater]

I support Jiri and satan. This thread is causing mixed feelings.

 

[TITS]

I never want to hear the word "chama" again after Jiri feeds Potatoman to the canvas.

 

[AldoStillGoat]

Fuck that stupid nonsense. Just bet real money.

Sorry we aren’t degenerate gamblers here.

Find the Alex supporters thread.

 

[Neck&Neck]

Fuck that stupid nonsense. Just bet real money.

Fuck money, put your wife/GF up
Code of the Chamarai

 

[dildos]

My 6'4 Sherdog brother and sisters, please join us in prayers to banish these witches and shaman that Alex has conjured against our friendly TRUE champion. He used his powers for evil last time to prevent our rightful champion from claiming the throne but alas his treachery has been revealed. We will need to band together in this vital time to send our positive energy to Jiri.

Repeat after me:

Father God in the name of Jesus Christ, we bind and break all witchcraft, curses, spells, and all
powers associated with it to help Jiri win the UFC Championship. Through the blood of the lamb Jesus Christ, we destroy the works of every
witch, warlock, wizard, sorcerer and all other powers of darkness. Through the blood of Jesus we
break all their powers including the influences of witchcraft, evil powers, spells, hexes, vexes, voodoo,
hoodoo, roots, potions or any such things off of Jiri, his family and all his future generations. Christ has
redeemed him and his family from the curse of the law that he may receive the blessings of Abraham.
Through the blood of Jesus Christ we also bind up and destroy all their spirit-guides, helps, and
shields of these workers of evil, and leave them without any strengths – stripped of their evil powers
and influence.

In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I come against the prince-ruling spirit and all spirit
guides. I come through the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ, in the Name of Jesus. I paralyze you and
silence you, forbidding you from influencing or strengthening them (the witches or warlocks) in the
name of Jesus, right now!


Please Lord keep our Jiri safe and sound against spell casters. No forgay Jesus.

Jiri will win the UFC LHW Championship belt this Saturday!

shut up you virgin.

 

[SuperNerd]

Me and TS

War Poatan

 

[AldoStillGoat]

shut up you virgin.

Join me in prayer brother

 

[Rick890]

Jiri would have a much better chance if he stopped cluttering his arsenal with nonsensical bullshit.

 

[HHJ]

Jiri would have a much better chance if he stopped cluttering his arsenal with nonsensical bullshit.

That's what got him here bro. That's what makes him so hard to beat

 

[MarleyLynx]

All jokes aside, I think Jiri will win this time. Alex is 37 and has 2 broken toes. Jiri also got this fight on short notice but he is younger and has fewer injuries.

As for spirits, God, etc. none of these things exist. We will all die and cease to exist - this is terrible but it's the truth. I'm okay with people deluding themselves if it makes them happier.

Brother, you don't know the truth. You cannot claim to anything to which you don't know.

 

[Hassan Mouzine]

for me it is better to just watch his fights, they are entertaining. anything else out of jiri is lowering my opinion of him. whenever he voices his opinion or i see a video that he has posted, i start to think he is as fake as they come or as delusional as they come.

it is weird.....i like the way he fights but i cannot root for him, he seems like a fake dork

 

[RockyLockridge]

maybe #Satan got me tho fam mans worried ngl I'm sure ting be ok tho

Keep your head up fam, Whatever you're going through I'm sure you'll make it

What the fuck did you just say?

said alex was gonna win because mans rate power slap

 

[doggo]

I kinda like em both lol but yeah I want Jiri to KO him and then we get the heematch. 3 good fights are better than 2!

 

[RockyLockridge]

I kinda like em both lol but yeah I want Jiri to KO him and then we get the heematch. 3 good fights are better than 2!

Also my hopes and dreams. and that would also make ankalaev supporters SEETHE than that's great too.

 

[supermurph]

Pulling for Jiri too, but it's a tough task ahead of him in spirit cooking dark arts Alex. May the forces of light guide Jiri in his path to victory in performing this exorcism.