If Jon beats Stipe how much grace is Dana going to give Jones before stripping him?

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Let's assume the fight does go through in November and Jones wins. I don't think he's going to retire on the spot despite what he's insinuating but will try to stretch out his HW champion title as long as possible to see if he can get another money fight out of the UFC, likely with Poatan (I 100% believe he has no intention to ever fight Aspinal).

I can see Dana giving him a grace period until the end of the year to see if he'll accept a fight with Aspinall but if we get into 2025 and we're still in a will he or won't he retire? will Dana actually man-up and strip him at that point?
 
Jon is such a scumbag I can see him saying he is going to take another fight after Stipe. Sit out another 12-18 months, only to then retire anyway. Just so he can laugh about keeping Aspinall away from the undisputed title for longer.

Dana will keep gargling on the shaft and fondling the balls until the exact moment he can no longer make any money from Jones.
 
Jon is such a scumbag I can see him saying he is going to take another fight after Stipe. Sit out another 12-18 months, only to then retire anyway. Just so he can laugh about keeping Aspinall away from the undisputed title for longer.

Dana will keep gargling on the shaft and fondling the balls until the exact moment he can no longer make any money from Jones.

lol, someone need to shoop Dana bald dome onto this gif

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Jones won't be stripped, he'll just fight Arlovski next. And then they'll bring in Big Tim Sylvia from the slap fights. Plus, Stipe will want a rematch.

Jones has tons of dangerous contenders to cement his legacy with.

Aspinall's the one who'll get stripped.
 
Jones retires with Stipe after their fight.
 
Who even cares at this point?
Jones has had one single fight at HW and that was a year and a half ago and Stipe is three and a half years removed.

If that's not an indication that the entire division is washed, I don't know what is.

Think about it? Every other division has too many contenders that inactive champs get stripped.

But with HW, Aspinall already beat his most interesting opposition, so it's irrelevant. Aside from Jones, there isn't any compelling matchups worth forcing Jones to Vacate, so Dana sits and waits for two retirees to settle a dispute no one cares about (Who gives a shit if Jones beats a retired Stipe or vice versa?) while random HW's slug it out for your entertainment a la Rosenstruick and Tuivasa (Which is a fun fight, but realistically is a pointless fight as far as the title goes).

HW at this point is just filler on a card.
 
Jones’ schedule

-Beat Stipe, go back down to LHW for a ts
-Wrestlefuck Poatan, get LHW belt back
-Defend LHW belt vs Izzy (1st rnd sub)
-Go back up to HW & sub Gane again (who dec. Tom for the belt) for HW belt
-Call out Stipe for a rematch, & repeat


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Give him 6 months. If there's no fight signed, stripped.
 
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