News Aspinall to have double eye surgery

[Captain Herb]

The lengths Tom is willing to go to in order to support his story truly is staggering, Mr. Herb.

And yep, another case solved. Can call me Detective xHaydenx from now on.

Maybe Detective Xanax

 

[xhaydenx]

The only smooth brains in the room are the emotional dweebs that are actually buying into Toms charade. Have you seen his doctors note? Do I need to post it so you can see all the inconsistencies?

That doctor's note was written by Dr. ChatGP.

 

[Captain Herb]

We really should just cover up the finger tips
Extend the glove all the way over the finger tips just make sure the fingers can spread out all the way to grab stuff, think like an oven mitt almost but perhaps we can leave the underside of the fingers bare as long as the last joints in the finger stay on the inside of the glove

I don’t care if it effects grappling this shit is shortening careers and grapplers are dominating enough with the rules being biased towards them as it is. Something has to be done.

Yeah, why can't they make a mini boxing glove that totally covers the hand with padding for the knuckles but has flexibility for gripping. Do you need to spread your fingers for grappling?

 

[ocfightfan]

I hope he makes a full recovery.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

I hope he makes a full recovery.

Then he'll need a heart transplant

 

[Uber_Noober]

Tom’s eye were belleewns

 

[Fight Professor]

I'm getting Namajunas vibes.

 

[Söze Aldo]

He's even got the faux Dahmer glasses on now...

 

[fendertach]

Tommy Tampons "Damage Control" World Tour. Tickets on sale NOW

 

[fendertach]

Someone tell him the fight was 2 months ago, it's okay to take his mouth guard out now.

 

[TheCryingElite]

He's even got the faux Dahmer glasses on now...

I have a sneaking suspicion that they’re only for fashion…

 

[GNRXI]

Dang, he's really going all out to keep this gimmick going

This is just like when Ricky Steamboat rubbed his face raw with sand paper to make it look like he really got burned with a fireball thrown by Roddy Piper in the Carolinas back in 1983

I was just going to say this was like De Niro working as a Taxi Driver for weeks to prepare for his role in the movie.

 

[Thy]

get some double balls surgery while he's at it.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

We really should just cover up the finger tips
Extend the glove all the way over the finger tips just make sure the fingers can spread out all the way to grab stuff, think like an oven mitt almost but perhaps we can leave the underside of the fingers bare as long as the last joints in the finger stay on the inside of the glove

I don’t care if it effects grappling this shit is shortening careers and grapplers are dominating enough with the rules being biased towards them as it is. Something has to be done.

What, and sacrifice gifts that keep on giving such as this shit-show?

No way lol. Keep mma dangerous, hold fighters accountable (Tom, I mean. Gane obviously didn't mean to do it)

 

[prime_lobov]

He’s getting lasik in both eyes so he doesn’t need to wear glasses reading the medical documents output by ChatGPT.

 

[FreedomCricket]

He's really trying to justify bitching out of his last fight.

 

[GNRXI]

Honestly, I don't love or hate Tom but if his eyes really did get shafted from that poke, I don't understand why does he want to try to prove to his detractors that he was compromised.

It's like if I got shot and I needed medical attention, I'm not going to be posting my adventures to the hospital along with further medical reports and surgeries I am required to undertake as a result.


My view of Tom from this whole debacle is that he got poked and told the ref he could not continue but he also did not foresee in his wildest dreams the backlash he got as a result. If he knew what he knows now, he would have probably tried to power through.

 

[Alacran]

how long until he releases a documentary on this

 

[GNRXI]

Accusing Ciryl for intentionally eye poking him is a very dangerous accusation.

It was 100% a foul and a point should have been deducted, but if Ciryl 'intentionally' eye poked Tom then Tom needs to call a spade a spade and start calling out his friend Ante Delijah for doing the same to Salsa Boy. He is not going to do that though because he is a hypocrite.


Also, I think he is using Ciryl as a punching bag against the fact people (fans and fighters alike) have called him a quitter.

 

[italiamusica]

Tom: "I'm having eye surgery."

Sherdog: "I'VE BEEN POKED IN BOTH EYES WITH A HAMMER AND NOTHING HAPPENED, HE PAID OFF A DOCTOR TO DO WACK SURGERY TO CORROBORATE HIS OBVIOUS LIES HE'S FINE."