News Aspinall to have double eye surgery

[FilipEmoFights]

Yeah this is not good

 

[AmericanMMA]

This dude is soft as baby shit

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Hopefully we'll get an hour documentary about each surgery

 

[FilipEmoFights]

We really should just cover up the finger tips
Extend the glove all the way over the finger tips just make sure the fingers can spread out all the way to grab stuff, think like an oven mitt almost but perhaps we can leave the underside of the fingers bare as long as the last joints in the finger stay on the inside of the glove

I don’t care if it effects grappling this shit is shortening careers and grapplers are dominating enough with the rules being biased towards them as it is. Something has to be done.

 

[koa pomaikai]

This dude is soft as baby shit

Baby shit can be rock hard though, depends what you feeding that baby.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

"Kayfabe? No that's a rapper chick I think,
It's pronounced "kee fob" and you can start the car up with it from inside the house"

Lost at "kee fob" lmao

 

[SamuraiBro]

This is a deepfake. Everyone knows we live in a simulation and that eyeballs aren't even real.
This post isn't even real. Mattemate is only a simulacrum of a poster living in your Sherbrain, which itself is an emergent phenomenon, a mere illusion created by the interaction of circuitry you can't understand.

BJ, your clone Mum has a fat ass.

 

[swarrrm]

I hope we see more high profile fighters injured from eye pokes. I'm curious to see how bad they'll let it get before hiring refs that actually do the job.

 

[xhaydenx]

Doesn't want to talk about the eye "injury" but yet he hasn't shut the fuck up about it.

One more whine doco and they need to just strip this dude.

 

[oski]

At this point I am convinced that Tommy has gained GOAT status here...

 

[Natural Order]

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[JakePaulMMA]

Baby shit can be rock hard though, depends what you feeding that baby.

No one said the baby was a human baby...

 

[oldschoolmmafan]

I blame Dana for all this mess at Heavyweight, let's Jones sit on a belt to get a record, has his best fighter at heavyweight shelved for over a year when healthy just to come back and get eye poked and now potentially out for more than another year. Dana and co fumbled bad here.

 

[Mammothman]

He is the worst, Jones was right calling him an asshole.

 

[Legendary]

This dude is soft as baby shit

 

[jeskola]

At this point I am convinced that Tommy has gained GOAT status here...
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I don't understand this post. It seems like you were praying for AI to include Tom Aspinall, but it didn't, and you went ahead and posted it and tried to tie it to Tom anyway. You may claim you are not obsessed with Tom but I am on the verge of adding you to my short ignore list based on the stupidity of your posts over the past 2 months.

You realize its only been 2 months right?

 

[Thy]

i'll believe he's mad when he proves it. Unfortunately with how little he fights, it'll take us like another year or 2 to find out.

 

[Captain Herb]

lol.

Cleared by every doctor who examined it until Dr. ChatGP comes along and diagnoses him with the dreaded "Brown Syndrome" that no one's actually heard of, and now he needs multiple surgeries.

At this point, dude is either trolling to rustle jimmies or he's doing everything he can to delay getting battered by Gane again.

Yeah bro he's trying so hard to fool you that he's going to get medically unnecessary surgery in both eyes--just to keep his story straight. Congratulations for being severely retarded but still able to crack the case. We owe retards like you so much on this forum.

 

[Fight Professor]

Lasik?

 

[cws80us]

Oh so 2 months later he gets surgery. Got it!