News Aspinall to have double eye surgery

[orca]

Ok time to strip him I guess. That was a good run Tom, you were only 17 title wins shy of surpassing Jones.

he hasnt even won a real title
only given to him

dont worry hes like 20 years old
has alot of potential
maybe his eyes aint fully growned yet because hes still young

#18titlewins lezgo aspeenal

 

[orca]

hes good at being a youtuber
remember the time he holds a duck

like he legitimely believes hes the next GOAT
that fighters duck him because hes the next gen GOAt

 

[Deathmask]

I keep reading this thread title as "double eyelid surgery" for some reason and laugh to myself thinking of an asian Tom Aspinall.

 

[Neck&Neck]

You could put Aspinall in a room with every Sherdog keyboard warrior who talks shit about him
Aspinall would be the only one walking out that room !

 

[Neck&Neck]

I keep reading this thread title as "double eyelid surgery" for some reason and laugh to myself thinking of an asian Tom Aspinall.

He’s getting iron eyelids
#1 in eyepoke defense

The rematch is going to be bonkers
Real beef
Fight fans will be checking in

Serial Gane is a dead man walking !
Or is he? !

 

[Slobodan]

I searched "vaginoplasty surgery mma fighter"
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The memes write themselves, I swear lol

no one willingly uses Bing!

 

[koa pomaikai]

We really should just cover up the finger tips
Extend the glove all the way over the finger tips just make sure the fingers can spread out all the way to grab stuff, think like an oven mitt almost but perhaps we can leave the underside of the fingers bare as long as the last joints in the finger stay on the inside of the glove

I don’t care if it effects grappling this shit is shortening careers and grapplers are dominating enough with the rules being biased towards them as it is. Something has to be done.

The rules heavily favor strikers….

Fight starts standing.
It’s by rounds so you get a stand up at the end of each round.

You can’t knee downed opponents, do you know how brutal wrestlers can be if you let them start kneeing?

If there’s no action in the ground you can be stood up, if there’s no action on the feet, do they force you to go to the ground? Or clinch?

 

[Fedorgasm]

I hope we see more high profile fighters injured from eye pokes. I'm curious to see how bad they'll let it get before hiring refs that actually do the job.

I have this fantasy that Alex fights Jon Jones at the White House and Alex just gouges Jon's eyes the entire time, and the referee just keeps giving Alex warnings but he never actually takes a point or DQs Alex.

So by the end of the fight Jones is damn near blind, and then Alex knocks him out.

And while Jones is barely regaining consciousness, Alex says to him, "That was for Glover... Chama."

 

[koa pomaikai]

Yeah bro he's trying so hard to fool you that he's going to get medically unnecessary surgery in both eyes--just to keep his story straight. Congratulations for being severely retarded but still able to crack the case. We owe retards like you so much on this forum.

lol, how much you want to bet the surgery is to fix a broken orbital or to get LASIK.

There’s really nothing in his medical report that shows he needs surgery.

 

[swarrrm]

I have this fantasy that Alex fights Jon Jones at the White House and Alex just gouges Jon's eyes the entire time, and the referee just keeps giving Alex warnings but he never actually takes a point or DQs Alex.

So by the end of the fight Jones is damn near blind, and then Alex knocks him out.

And while Jones is barely regaining consciousness, Alex says to him, "That was for Glover... Chama."

 

[ShaggyDoyle]

Tom Aspinall says that he had 1 surgery already and will get the next one by mid January. This means that the rematch with Ganes is like May 2026?

 

[dipstickjimmy]

This dude is soft as baby shit

FYI babies often had hard poops. Its well known

 

[dipstickjimmy]

I have this fantasy that Alex fights Jon Jones at the White House and Alex just gouges Jon's eyes the entire time, and the referee just keeps giving Alex warnings but he never actually takes a point or DQs Alex.

So by the end of the fight Jones is damn near blind, and then Alex knocks him out.

And while Jones is barely regaining consciousness, Alex says to him, "That was for Glover... Chama."

This would be the only reason to book Alex vs Jon

 

[dipstickjimmy]

i'll believe he's mad when he proves it. Unfortunately with how little he fights, it'll take us like another year or 2 to find out.

You realize he fought 2 months ago right? You realize its Jon's fault for any delay in Tom's schedule right? Jon wasn't "Retired" ie Stripped until June and he was scheduled for Gane in Oct. How much faster was he supposed to fight?

 

[BodybagJohnny**]

Either Aspinall is the biggest liar and pussy ever or the eye poke was way more serious than people want to believe

Personally, I don't think a guy who has fought his way to a UFC belt is a pussy. I think he took some serious damage.

I also think that most of the people giving him shit are mooby candy asses who couldn't survive a high school wrestling warmup.

 

[fjodor]

Not explaining those surgeries does only make sense if they are very minor or he doesn't get surgery at all. His team has to know how bad that looks in his situation. That said, I think he beats Gane in the rematch.

 

[dipstickjimmy]

Accusing Ciryl for intentionally eye poking him is a very dangerous accusation.

It was 100% a foul and a point should have been deducted, but if Ciryl 'intentionally' eye poked Tom then Tom needs to call a spade a spade and start calling out his friend Ante Delijah for doing the same to Salsa Boy. He is not going to do that though because he is a hypocrite.


Also, I think he is using Ciryl as a punching bag against the fact people (fans and fighters alike) have called him a quitter.

How many times has Ante fouled someone in the UFC? How many has Gane done? Gane is a serial cheat. Eye gouges, hammerfists and elbows to the back of the head and more. Gane is a dirty fighter.

 

[prime_lobov]

I keep reading this thread title as "double eyelid surgery" for some reason and laugh to myself thinking of an asian Tom Aspinall.

Josh Van beat him to being the first east asian champ, but with the eyelid surgery Tom could still be the first asian HW champ

 

[bng]

Christopher Nolan should buy rights and make a movie about Tom Asspedal blindness

 

[koa pomaikai]

How many times has Ante fouled someone in the UFC? How many has Gane done? Gane is a serial cheat. Eye gouges, hammerfists and elbows to the back of the head and more. Gane is a dirty fighter.

Don’t be mad cause even guys like Waldo disrespecting Tom now.

Salsa boy.