Why Superman is the Greatest.

[Ibis]

Superman is way too overpowered. I chose Wolverine because Thor and Hellboy aren't in the poll. Wolverine has a really long lifespan, healing factor, an adamantium skeleton, and knives come out of his fucking hands.

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Let's just say, I wouldn't leave my wife alone in a room with Thor.

 

[kuromusha]

Here let me explain the flash

He thinks as fast as he goes. He can go so fast he can travel back in time. He can go faster than light speed. Just for starters.

So if anyone pissed him off, he could back in time and punch them at light speed destroying anything he wanted. He could go back in time over and over again so he'd have a near infinite amounts himself punching a person at near infinite speed whenever where ever he wanted. ( I'm just going to skip the speed force part but let's just say he could vibrate inside if someone and suck all the energy or matter then convert it to force.)

Besides God, no one in those universes could stand against the flash.

It's not even close. That's why the flash who is a laid back guy is interestingly. He could destroy the entire dc universe for fun then rebuild it, but he's a laid back fu*ck off.

It's always the flash.

He could mess up the timeline by doing that.

 

[Handsomebwonderfull]

He could mess up the timeline by doing that.

He's done it already. Flash is essentially God.

 

[AgentSmecker]

Superfag, Batfag and Captain Arsebandit leading the way. Pffft no surprise there, I always suspected this place was a hotbed of rampant gage. This just confirms it.

 

[kuromusha]

He's done it already. Flash is essentially God.

And we got a bunch of shitty comics (including flash)and retcons because of it.

 

[esotamoc]

Agree with this. Much note interesting

 

[KnightTemplar]

Are we talking Pride days Captain America? Ever since they started testing rigorously he hasn't been looking so yoked.

Cap's on so much Juice even the Russians wouldn't let him compete.

 

[KnightTemplar]

May not be the most powerful, but he's the most savage, and pulled the most a$$:

I love me some Conan, but come on, son; Batman gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Poison Ivy, Talia al Ghul, Jezebel Jet, Black Canary...Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he's had a drunken, violent hate-fuck with Harley Quinn at some point. Bruce loves to stick his dick in crazy

 

[sickc0d3r]

Dixie chicks serious.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Let's just say, I wouldn't leave my wife alone in a room with Thor.

You're a wise man. A lesbian friend of mine admitted she would go to the Light Side of the Force for a crack at Hemsworth.

His brother is also disgustingly good looking. Bastards won the genetic lottery...

 

[sickc0d3r]

I love me some Conan, but come on, son; Batman gets more ass than a toilet seat.

Catwoman, Wonder Woman, Poison Ivy, Talia al Ghul, Jezebel Jet, Black Canary...Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he's had a drunken, violent hate-fuck with Harley Quinn at some point. Bruce loves to stick his dick in crazy

Batman is a mac, no question, but Conan did it with no money, no home, no manners, and while giving no fvcks. He was an uncivilized, ale chugging brute yet he still managed to slay them like Nemedian foot soldiers. Not only that, but SSoC was kind enough to give us a heavy dose of the girls in all their naked glory (artfully of course), so he gets extra points for that.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

You're a wise man. A lesbian friend of mine admitted she would go to the Light Side of the Force for a crack at Hemsworth.

His brother is also disgustingly good looking. Bastards won the genetic lottery...

The man is genetic Rembrandt that said he looks like Oprah without makeup compared to Akiyama......no romo.

 

[Jack Handy jr]

@knight Templar


You also raise a good point as far who is more virile(no romo) if you had to chose between tapping a bird that's been with Bruce Wayne or Kal el which one would you want to follow ?

Man of steel

Or caped crusader

If you pic kal you better be backing a seriously too beau coup Alabama boa constrictor.

 

[dildos]

fuck superman.

batman and wolverine FTW !

 

[dildos]

didnt a horse also fuck up superman? like make him paralyzed?

 

[KnightTemplar]

@knight Templar


You also raise a good point as far who is more virile(no romo) if you had to chose between tapping a bird that's been with Bruce Wayne or Kal el which one would you want to follow ?

Man of steel

Or caped crusader

If you pic kal you better be backing a seriously too beau coup Alabama boa constrictor.

This looks like a job for - Captain Pedantic!

The actual quote is, "What we got here is a fine example of prime Alabama Black Snake, but there ain't no Goddamn way it's too beacoup!"

As to your question: I'll take Bruce Wayne's sloppy seconds, as I figure any girl who bumps uglies with the Dark Knight has serious self-esteem/Daddy issues. Batman is definitely into some weird, 50 Shades shit.

 

[Hyperglide]

Superman sucks. Easily the worst "super hero" When a character is nigh invincible except for the biggest deus ex machina in comic existence as his only weakness (besides lack of sunlight) and even then it doesn't kill him just weakens him then you have a boring superhero. He's also got no character flaws. Just boring.

I think personally Batman is the best. Cause he is a human first and a superhero second. He wears the cape and cowl to hide his human identity. Superman is the complete opposite. Clark Kent is his secret identity. Batman is just infinitely more interesting. He has real flaws, has to actually use skill in battle and can die at any moment so it makes his universe more tense and have stakes.

I would say the superhero with the best powers though is The Flash. Dude is OP as hell. He can murderlize anything but vibrating through them.

 

[mushishi]

Problem with superman is his name. Too high expectations. He has to be the biggest and baddest. If he were called alite man he would nothave these issues.

 

[Hyperglide]

Super speed has always been my fave power. I mean look at what Quicksilver did in DofP. He was so op'ed they had to write him out of the rest of the movie or he could just solve everyones problems and there would be no movie. He could literally fuck up Mystique so fast she wouldn't even have time to fire the gun and kill Trask. Even if she somehow get a shot off he could literally grab the bullet out of the air and still be back home in time for breakfast. He could literally fuck up the entire Sentinel demonstration and stop Magneto (his dad) before he even knew what happened.

Flash is much faster then Quicksilver. He can go back in time and vibrate through walls.

Here let me explain the flash

He thinks as fast as he goes. He can go so fast he can travel back in time. He can go faster than light speed. Just for starters.

So if anyone pissed him off, he could back in time and punch them at light speed destroying anything he wanted. He could go back in time over and over again so he'd have a near infinite amounts himself punching a person at near infinite speed whenever where ever he wanted. ( I'm just going to skip the speed force part but let's just say he could vibrate inside if someone and suck all the energy or matter then convert it to force.)

Besides God, no one in those universes could stand against the flash.

It's not even close. That's why the flash who is a laid back guy is interestingly. He could destroy the entire dc universe for fun then rebuild it, but he's a laid back fu*ck off.

It's always the flash.

Missed your post, perfect. You get a brofist.. SCIENCE!