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Which current UFC champ rustles the most jimmies?

Which current UFC champ rustles the most jimmies?


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Belal could rustle everyone's Jimmies if he decides to change his nickname to

Belal "The Profit" Mohammad - and his schtick could be, I'm the money fight at 170.
 
Jones - 🐐 and not ghey like his haters 🩻 🚫🏳️‍🌈

Belal - Foreigners can stand American champs because they lack the #AmericanGumption to better their own lives and inspire millions around the world

Pena - "WMMA sux 🚬😤"
 
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people straight up hate illia cause he's confident, outspoken and beat the shit out of volk

and he's a christian, so he doesnt have the automatic fanbase that sherdoggers give some other caucasian fighters(merabe also doesnt get that)
 
Jones rustles so many jimmies they should be renamed jonnies.
 
Here i was thinking that it was going to be Topuria, then i realized Peña got the title...again, smh.

Legit surprised its Jones the one with the most votes, not because he doesnt rustle any jimmies, he does, but those other 2 as straight annoying AF.
Amanda has zero interest in that fight right now.
The world has zero interest in that fight, ever, both fights proved the same thing, Nunes will beat the shit out of her everytime, the times she gets tired she might lose, not before beating her up.
 
Its Weidman IMHO, Andersons fanbase just went bonkers for a good year.
 
But really it's Topuria. The guy is constantly being or saying something unlikeable and I have no idea if he's playing a heel or that's just who he is.

He definitely rustled Max's jimmies.
 
He definitely rustled Max's jimmies.
He rustles everyone's jimmies. Almost every tweet I've seen from the guy is unlikeable. He comes off like a cocky douchebag. The real question is he just being himself or intentionally playing a heel? If he's acting I give him all the credit in the world. If that's just who he is its not a good look and he should hire a media manager if he wants to be well regarded.
 
Shes smart for asking, but Nunes aint gonna come back without letting the Harrison thing play out first.


Cos really, MMA fans couldnt give two titty fucks over Nunes/Pena III.

It doesnt really make the division any better, unless maybe Nunes sticks around after whupping Pena again, but really Harrison is the only fresh matchup anyone gives a shit about.
I'm thinkin you're wrong big time. If nunes comes back Kayla is fighting norma dumont and that's that.
 
I think wrong big time. If nunes comes back Kayla is fighting norma dumont and that's that.
Kayla aint gonna turn down the biggest possible payday of her career.
 
Kayla aint gonna turn down the biggest possible payday of her career.
Who says it's up to her?

I'm pretty sure they'd rather do pena vs nunes 3 (as they planned) and if nunes wins (which would be expected) They do nunes vs kayla which is infinitely bigger than whatever they can do.

The end goal is to have nunes vs kayla. just a matter of wether it's kayla vs pena (no one cares about this) or nunes vs Pena 3 (nunes comeback brings intrigue)

2 nunes fights, one a trilogy and the other a boogey man just seems like what the UFC would do
 
Who says it's up to her?

I'm pretty sure they'd rather do pena vs nunes 3 (as they planned) and if nunes wins (which would be expected) They do nunes vs kayla which is infinitely bigger than whatever they can do.

The end goal is to have nunes vs kayla. just a matter of wether it's kayla vs pena (no one cares about this) or nunes vs Pena 3 (nunes comeback brings intrigue)

2 nunes fights, one a trilogy and the other a boogey man just seems like what the UFC would do
I thought you were inferring that Kayla wouldnt take the fight if they gave it to her.

I guess we have to see about the timing. I thought Nunes would wait and see if Kayla would beat Pena and then come out of retirement, cos no one really cares about Pena vs Nunes III except Pena. Its like the most worthless fight in existence.
 
I thought you were inferring that Kayla wouldnt take the fight if they gave it to her.

I guess we have to see about the timing. I thought Nunes would wait and see if Kayla would beat Pena and then come out of retirement, cos no one really cares about Pena vs Nunes III except Pena. Its like the most worthless fight in existence.
Pena wins the trilogy, then Kos Kayla to become the new goat of WMMA.
 
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Jon ducking Tom pretty bad, voted Julianna though, because calling out Amanda is delusional, these type of champs are dangerous for the wrong reasons. Hopefully, Jon Jones retires.
 
I think Pena is actually winning despite more votes being for Jon.

 
rustling of jimmies is an art form. it is not simply causing controversy or being generally disliked. a true jimmie rustler is a chess master, making all the right people upset in all the right ways. topuria and ddp are both promising prospects. topuria has the edge.
 
rustling of jimmies is an art form. it is not simply causing controversy or being generally disliked. a true jimmie rustler is a chess master, making all the right people upset in all the right ways. topuria and ddp are both promising prospects. topuria has the edge.

Topuria has Max's jimmies rustled, it seems like. He has Conor's jimmies so badly rustled that he broke the rustleometer.

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