Which current UFC champ rustles the most jimmies?

[TITS]

Right now it looks like Juliana is rustling more jimmies than anyone else lately, but I still think Jones rustles the most due to the shear magnitude of his haters, compared to someone in a division no one really cares about. Belal and Merab obviously rustled a lot of jimmies. Alex really only rustles Hill's and Ankalaev's jimmies, otherwise he is well liked. Islam used to be #2 behind Jon, but his jimmy rustling days seem to be over. DDP is considered by many to be a possible GOAT jimmie rustler, but it's really only his opponents, the MMA fans don't seem to get rustled by him. Topuria is up there too. Valentina seems to cause a lot of rustling still, while Wheili doesn't really cause any rustling. No one really cares about the flyweight division, so Pantoja is out of the poll too.

My list:
1. Jon
2. Juliana
3. Belal (was #2 until Juliana regained her title)
4. Merab
5. Topuria
6. Shevchenko
7. Islam
8. DDP

I excluded Alex, Pantoja and Zhang from my list due to the lack of jimmies being rustled by them, and no point in adding them to the poll.

 

[loisestrad]

The only one that's actually known outside of the small circles of MMA insiders is Jon.

It's truly dark times for MMA.

Imagine walking up to your mom and saying: Do you know Rafael Nadal?

She would say: Yeah, the tennis player.

Then you go: Who's Merab?

And she would be like: "bless you".

 

[RockyLockridge]

Jones - Ducking
Pena - "I dont like her personality!" - People who don't know her
Belal - he's boring! (superceded usman, leon and woodley who were all just as bad)
Merab - All his fights look the same
Illa - Says mean things, thinks he's a good fighter
DDP - He's White, nuff said
Islam - Fights once a year, perfers featherweights
Valentina - Salty
Poatan - gets ragged on for not being a UFC match maker, Is ducking a guy who has refused to fight him atleast once

Bonus
Pantoja - Not even on the poll, that's how forgettable he is

 

[Pequeño Corey]

They rustle different jimmies for different reasons.

Jon for being a PED abuser but still widely regarded as GOAT and being allowed to hold the belt hostage for a meaningless fight.

Belal for being cringey and boring, initially, but I think he’s winning more people over.

Pena here lately for being delusional about her last performance and thinking Amanda will fight her. But I believe this may be a schtick and she’s just trying to drum up interest in a kind of heel turn.

 

[TITS]

The only one that's actually known outside of the small circles of MMA insiders is Jon.

It's truly dark times for MMA.

Imagine walking up to your mom and saying: Do you know Rafael Nadal?

She would say: Yeah, the tennis player.

Then you go: Who's Merab?

And she would be like: "bless you".

Well, the poll is not really meant for casuals/outsiders, just people who follow MMA regularly. So your joke doesn't work here.

 

[usernamee]

HAHA, great thread! Now that I'm looking at them with this question in mind.. MAN, are there a lot of champs right now that rustle the jimmies of the Suredawger's

 

[Luthien]

Jon Jones has traumatized the jimmies of a generation of Sherdoggers

 

[RockyLockridge]

Pena here lately for being delusional about her last performance and thinking Amanda will fight her. But I believe this may be a schtick and she’s just trying to drum up interest in a kind of heel turn.

IMO She's been the heel her entire career. She's smart for asking for the nunes fight. Nunes comback is a huge draw she can be a part of and it's a trilogy

 

[Pequeño Corey]

IMO She's been the heel her entire career. She's smart for asking for the nunes fight. Nunes comback is a huge draw she can be a part of and it's a trilogy

Yea it’s the biggest fight they could make for her. Can’t blame her for shooting her shot, however futile. Amanda has zero interest in that fight right now.

 

[HHJ]

Jones for cheating/ducking
Valentina for being a confident female who wins all the time.

 

[HHJ]

IMO She's been the heel her entire career. She's smart for asking for the nunes fight. Nunes comback is a huge draw she can be a part of and it's a trilogy

Shes smart for asking, but Nunes aint gonna come back without letting the Harrison thing play out first.


Cos really, MMA fans couldnt give two titty fucks over Nunes/Pena III.

It doesnt really make the division any better, unless maybe Nunes sticks around after whupping Pena again, but really Harrison is the only fresh matchup anyone gives a shit about.

 

[Mammothman]

Jones have 12 years rustling jimmies, how this is a question?

 

[Streeter]

If Pereria rustle someone's Jimmie why would they watch mma?

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Topuria ..

Spanish McGregor is the personification of a biter and is suffering an identity crisis live on TV...

The dudes Georgian...but speaks spanish...but wants to be Irish McGregor...


Thats enough to rustle most peoples Jimmies

 

[bobafett]

It’s definitely jones, I also voted for what’s his name

 

[khukurikoo]

Jon wins. Jon always wins

 

[Mind Mine]

Jon Jones has traumatized the jimmies of a generation of Sherdoggers

Are you kidding me? Jones has turned jimmies to sauerkraut for several generations alone. Figuratively and literally allegedly

 

[gentel]

 

[blaseblase]

Jones because of inactivity and fight ducking. Refusing to fight the obvious number one contender is probably the biggest sin a champion can commit.

But really it's Topuria. The guy is constantly being or saying something unlikeable and I have no idea if he's playing a heel or that's just who he is.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

There seems to be a growing group of "rustled panties" crowd of guys who seem to hate Alex Pereira.

There are some prime examples on this site - no need to mention names as they reveal themselves often.