Sell me marriage...

[koolinkunming]

I keep forgetting but what movie is that from?

I actually don't know...

Ken Park

 

[Seaside]

I don't want to get married, but if I'm to play devil's advocate, it does give you some benefits. Maybe tax breaks, you can be covered together on the same insurance plan, you can pool your resources together, and if you have children, I'd say it's necessary in the modern world to be married for the benefit of the kids. A lot of people I talked to also argue that you'll be "less lonely" when you're old and decrepit.

But the question is, why would one want any of that? To me those are functional reasons and functions are useless to somebody who doesn't want said functions. One thing marriage really isn't about is love. Love has nothing to do with it despite what people might have been fed growing up. I'm not going to lock myself in an agreement to be with somebody for the rest of my life just because I'm afraid of my own loneliness. I'd just get a dog from the shelter if that happened.

constant sex? at least for men in 3rd world this case.

 

[koolinkunming]

daily BJs

You’ve only been married for about 2 minutes, man.

 

[Bme26]

Marry a woman who either makes as much as you or more. I'd imagine a career minded woman would be a lot more beneficial to marry than a stay at home mom.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Marry a woman who either makes as much as you or more. I'd imagine a career minded woman would be a lot more beneficial to marry than a stay at home mom.

Depends how much she makes. If she really makes great money then sure, but if not?
Childcare can be really expensive, and your kids will definitely benefit having their mum around more. The husband will benefit too, not having to do housework or cook.

 

[NHB7]

If you choose wrong, it’s a badddd choice. Unfortunately, divorce data seems to show its roughly a 50% chance that you’ll make the wrong choice. And it’s actually probably much higher as plenty of people remain in unhappy, loveless marriages.

That said, if you choose wisely, it’s being with your best friend who loves you unconditionally and always has your back. I’m only 9 years in and I literally look forward to seeing her every evening after work and spending weekends with her. Occasionally I hang out with buddies, but even when I do, I find myself to prefer being with my wife.

Do you need to be married to have that? No, but it made her happy so I had no problem doing it and haven’t regretted it.

 

[Graves The Elder]

What is the biggest advantage of being married/

the biggest advantage is having your wife nag at you for spending too much time on the internets. it helps prevent reading and responding to shitty threads

*yes, dear! coming.

 

[pinger]

 

[koolinkunming]

If you choose wrong, it’s a badddd choice. Unfortunately, divorce data seems to show its roughly a 50% chance that you’ll make the wrong choice. And it’s actually probably much higher as plenty of people remain in unhappy, loveless marriages.

That said, if you choose wisely, it’s being with your best friend who loves you unconditionally and always has your back. I’m only 9 years in and I literally look forward to seeing her every evening after work and spending weekends with her. Occasionally I hang out with buddies, but even when I do, I find myself to prefer being with my wife.

Do you need to be married to have that? No, but it made her happy so I had no problem doing it and haven’t regretted it.

+ Juan

 

[TidWell]

@TidWell show me this. oh god it is 5 of them? and growing

this jenna presely. she is born again virgin

Dude remember I told you when I looked up some of her videos, she had one where she was like 19 years old or 20 fresh in the business and she was sucking on a dirty ass sweaty pot belly old white guys butthole shit was gross

This dude even said on video he was a virgin and never kissed a girl until her. She is older than him, I think he is 25 she is 32

 

[DLX]

Goddamn, just checked it on YouTube and this is like damn trend!







If lets say, I make 10 times more than her and have assets and properties. Then we get divorced, will she really get half my shit?

I'm putting this thread on my watch list only because of this post. Nothing more full filling than seeing a condescending Jesus freak get creampied.

 

[mushishi]

@TidWell show me this. oh god it is 5 of them? and growing

this jenna presely. she is born again virgin

Happy for them, better than all the porn stars committing suicide

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Me, I prefer to open and play with my favourite present over and over again. And that one pussy is the best I can ever remember feeling, so I don’t need another one.

Even if it's the best present you've ever had and u can play with it daily, doesn't the possibility of better presents out there in the world tempt you?

 

[TidWell]

i think that is mean. a lot of them are pretty and beside that are victims of sex abuse and explotation of a corrupt industry it is sad. i just could not marry one, so much baggage it like dating a drug addict it baggage that could blow up on you.

crissy moran from that video post above she hot wood

Crissy and Britni are the hottest ones, but Crissy is the only one id marry she only id hardcore with her ex and you can tell she was drugged up in it, she mainly did solo an lesbo, Britni is hotter than her with those beautiful blue eyes and curves but I wouldn't wife her because she fucked 240 guys from 18 to 29 years old and was licking their dirty asses and even said she sucked off a dwarf and drank piss from a bum on the street while getting cheered on fuck that she at least is honest about having multiple STDs

Cant believe that virgin pastor wifed her ass up knowing she is on meds for her STDs still.

 

[Seaside]

Crissy and Britni are the hottest ones, but Crissy is the only one id marry she only id hardcore with her ex and you can tell she was drugged up in it, she mainly did solo an lesbo, Britni is hotter than her with those beautiful blue eyes and curves but I wouldn't wife her because she fucked 240 guys from 18 to 29 years old and was licking their dirty asses and even said she sucked off a dwarf and drank piss from a bum on the street while getting cheered on fuck that she at least is honest about having multiple STDs

Cant believe that virgin pastor wifed her ass up knowing she is on meds for her STDs still.

that is scaring. i feel bad for women like that. no sane man can look past that i think unless she was forced at gun point or something to drink piss and lick midget dick and buttholes. so gross. it like they literal need God to clean them and say "this world not matter". that explain there new belief they probably waiting to die and leave this earth of pain.

you bet he needs the full power of God to not think about it. but it has cross his mind. Yeah Crissy is sexy but Britni beat her with those eyes and stuff.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Marriage is the ultimate social proving ground, you have to be all in or you fuck yourself -- literally -- that's why there's so much risk.

So like early UFC without Jim Brown commentating?
Fuck that shit. I'll just stalk some grocery store lady when I'm ready for companionship.

 

[TidWell]

that is scaring. i feel bad for women like that. no sane man can look past that i think unless she was forced at gun point or something to drink piss and lick midget dick and buttholes. so gross. it like they literal need God to clean them and say "this world not matter". that explain there new belief they probably waiting to die and leave this earth of pain.

you bet he needs the full power of God to not think about it. but it has cross his mind. Yeah Crissy is sexy but Britni beat her with those eyes and stuff.

Ill be honest with you knowing Britni past I would never insult her at all id support her and thats the best you can do protect her and just be a friend, I bet you she would be a great friend though.

 

[indo80]

marrying women who are brought up in this feminist culture is mostly a bad idea....If i was a western guy with assets i wouldnt marry a western woman as more likely than not the marriage ends in a divorce......you can have meaningful relationships if you are socially well adapted but if your a socially inept guy your best bet for companionship is to marry someone.

 

[scoopj]

Don’t do it until you’re at least mid thirties and established in your career.

 

[Canned Tuna]

Depends what you want in life.

Marriages where both parties try to play the same role and just split responsibility for everything 50/50 are a much less than ideal situation imo. I think that creates a generally unhealthy dynamic that fosters competition and resentment.

My wife and I are a team and we compliment each other pretty well. I'm a head in the clouds kind of idealist who gets excited about everything and has limitless imagination, but limited focus and very little desire to do boring responsible things. I work and pursue all sorts of ideas for things to introduce to our lives like hobbies and financial ventures. My wife is more grounded, organized, and responsible. She manages our household in every way from grocery shopping, to remembering when I need to change the oil, to filing our taxes, to taking care of our kids.

I hate doing all of the things that she does for us, so I think it's a great arrangement.

If you aren't interested in having kids and don't mind taking care of yourself, I see no reason to get married. I honestly didn't plan on getting married for like a decade later than I did, but I knew I wanted kids and I met my wife. She has a good moral compass, she's smart, she agrees with my family values, and is excited to homeschool our kids. I couldn't risk never finding another person that I'd want to raise my children.