No, people who use terms like "left vs. right" are referring to the mapping of generalized political beliefs on a linear east/west scale. This is tangibly defined. These political beliefs can be mapped using more complex grids, like the popular "political compass", but ultimately that's all one is doing; generalizing coordinates correlating to political philosophy. Labels like "liberal" and "conservative" are similarly labels corresponding to a set of generalized beliefs of a political character. "Democrat" and "Republican" are labels corresponding to actual political entities. Labels themselves are a tool people use to facilitate the discussion of more complex, abstract ideas using language-- which however fluid is ultimately a concrete object indicated by sounds and signs.
Grow up. A 13-year-old nitwit might find your hot take to be
deep, but it's deep like Jack Handy.