Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[axe wound]

Can't be any worse than any time he's opened his mouth

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I'm pretty sure one day it's gonna come out that Tito was an extremely committed troll. There is quite literally no worse way to chop an onion.

Actually I stumbled across a video of an amazing chef who does them like that, but fast, it was what I think he was imitating

I made a thread about it, but it got shit canned

 

[Local Plata]

I wonder what commie liberal fascist marxist trans woke satanic reptilian government he will blame it on, now that he's in Florida, when he loses money.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

I'm pretty sure one day it's gonna come out that Tito was an extremely committed troll. There is quite literally no worse way to chop an onion.

aye, I found it

https://youtube.com/shorts/tzd0t1VaWfA?feature=share

I think that technique is what he was imitating (very poorly)

He isn’t a troll, just a bit simple. But very good hearted guy, and sincere.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

I live in driving distance of it, might have to check it out as long as Tito isn't cutting vegetables

If you are serious please get a picture with chef Tito Ortiz

 

[TheTribalQueef]

This is the perfect time to walk in his grand opening wearing my black lives matter shirt and a camera and I can make some hits on YouTube.

 

[Dorkman]

Restaurants are not an easy racket to make money at. Hope he surrounds himself with good people for it, it’s an easy way to piss away money

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Restaurant of the night?

 

[nonoob]

the king

That may work TIK-TOK advertising online helping to enhance his brand.

Tito Is King - The Onion King​

TIK-TOK

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

"Learn a man to eat, he's fish four a lifetime." Tito Ortiz 2021.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Yeah! The live music is weird too.. never heard violin playing at a Mexican place

Is Dan Quinn going to be a server?

 

[chaos_36]

I'm just hoping they have grapes on the top shelf and when you reach for those grapes to make that wine and cheese the violin will start playing

 

[Tris]

restaurant bashing

 

[Uber_Noober]

I’m gonna go there and order me a chinchilla

 

[jeskola]

Let's not get crazy thinking Tito Ortiz will be the Executive Chef of this restaurant. He would be Owner, and if he wanted an active role, front of house.

Tank Abbott would likely be the Executive Chef with Kimo Leopoldo as Sous Chef.

 

[don't ask]

Is Dan Quinn going to be a server?

"Look at this handspeed, playa!"

even worse onion-cutting than Tito's

"SHUT UP, MA!"

 

[don't ask]

Let's not get crazy thinking Tito Ortiz will be the Executive Chef of this restaurant. He would be Owner, and if he wanted an active role, front of house.

Tito going from table to table, glad-handing and telling old war stories, would be the most amazing thing ever.

 

[Espresso]

Tito going from table to table, glad-handing and telling old war stories, would be the most amazing thing ever.

this story would be great. How does it compare to getting KOd?
https://youtube.com/shorts/er-tcaHDzyc?feature=share
GForce Tito

 

[Prologue]

I can’t wait for Tito to tell me what I’m eating right now. It’s the kind of food that will help you outlive your children.

"Let me tell you what you're eating right now!" better be the restaurant slogan.

 

[Prologue]

It is going to be open actually six days a week. Five days a week it will be open three days a week. One of those days it’ll be open two days of the week

So six days a week, it'll be open.