Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[Royce's Gi]

Post of the Year. Easily.

Hehe, thanks Nathan

 

[ookii]

Does the onions come with human blood on them?

I also hope its a fish house he opens up

 

[VinceArch]

In before some unfunny hack posts a picture from Johny Hendricks' Steakhouse, then another unfunny hack posts something about "six days a week..."

EDIT: TOO LATE.

 

[Van Daz]

Tito using his doctor skills to say he’s ok

Dr Tito.....funny shit. Thanks for the laugh

 

[Corrado Soprano]

I can’t wait for Tito to tell me what I’m eating right now. It’s the kind of food that will help you outlive your children.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Will he be personally cutting the onions in said restaurant? I'm asking for no reason whatsoever

Tho I must warn you, Tito does not know the difference between a taco and an enchilada

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Oh man… will he be in the kitchen?


Slicing teh onions!?!

 

[Barteh]

Bloody onions will be their specialty, I assume.

 

[Young Calf Kick]

I looked up the menu and somehow the only dessert options are cheese, grapes and wine.

 

[don't ask]

I can’t wait for Tito to tell me what I’m eating right now.

I'm disappointed he's opening a Mexican restaurant instead of telling a different culture how to cook their food.

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Will he be personally cutting the onions in said restaurant? I'm asking for no reason whatsoever

Tho I must warn you, Tito does not know the difference between a taco and an enchilada

He’s reaching… He’s reaching for those onions and he’s trying to make his wine. And his wine is sounding like a violin with all those cheese and onions.

 

[IneedSometop]

It is going to be open actually six days a week. Five days a week it will be open three days a week. One of those days it’ll be open two days of the week

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

"Welcome to our new Mexican Restaurant, where we specialize in Fish and Chips" - Tito Ortiz

 

[CerebralKnievel]

A renaissance man. He's done so much to enrich the world in which he lives.

Also, perhaps Ken Shamrock will make an appearance, and challenge to eat Tito into a living death.

 

[humdizzle]

I heard instead of scrambled eggs they offer CTE eggs.

chef tito bless

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Tito has his restaurant playlist ready.

 

[don't ask]

What's this about Tito and onions? I missed whatever this is referencing, but it's Tito so it must be amazing.

 

[Espresso]

He has truly overcome that cracked skull

 

[Fergelmince]

It'll be successful if it's even half as good as Stevie Nicks Fajita Roundup

 

[Thepaintbucket]

What's this about Tito and onions? I missed whatever this is referencing, but it's Tito so it must be amazing.