Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[mahavishnunj]

The sign out front will have at least one misspelling.

 

[don't ask]

The sign out front will have at least one misspelling.

Of his name.

 

[Corrado Soprano]

Come to Tito’s… Where your mouth will be full, just like his ex-wife.

 

[don't ask]

THIS MAN IS GOING TO RUN A RESTAURANT???

 

[Thepaintbucket]

THIS MAN IS GOING TO RUN A RESTAURANT???

If you zoom on in he's bleeding all over the onions in case you missed it

 

[nonoob]

Sure. Seen him doin' the nasty with this big-ass onion once.

 

[Otto!]

He needs to name his restaurant “La Cabeza Grande”

 

[don't ask]

If you zoom on in he's bleeding all over the onions in case you missed it

 

[XociDe]

Oh man… will he be in the litchen?


Slicing teh onions!?!

I'm pretty sure one day it's gonna come out that Tito was an extremely committed troll. There is quite literally no worse way to chop an onion.

 

[billharford]

They run specials 6 days a week for 3 days a week. So they'll have specials for 2 days a week 5 days a week.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Imagine not knowing it was Tito's place, or even who he is and Tito shows up to ask you how everything is, making small talk. Torture. "Let me tell you how your dinner is tonight..." Or if he insists on training the kitchen on how to cut vegetables, and everyone is horrified watching this idiot chop his fingers into mush bleeding all over the place.

 

[JosephTessaro]

What's this about Tito and onions? I missed whatever this is referencing, but it's Tito so it must be amazing.

scroll up and watch the video of Tito cutting an onion...

 

[mahavishnunj]

What's this about Tito and onions? I missed whatever this is referencing, but it's Tito so it must be amazing.

I wish I could be you so I could experience that again for the first time.

 

[cowboyjunkie]

Tito is no Johny Hendricks in the brains department. No way this stays open longer than 2 years.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

I looked up the menu and somehow the only dessert options are cheese, grapes and wine.

Yeah! The live music is weird too.. never heard violin playing at a Mexican place

 

[Kryptt]

I am not letting Tito take my Order!

 

[XThe GreatestX]

the king

 

[mahavishnunj]

Tito is no Jonny Hendricks in the brains department. No way this stays open longer than 2 years.

Johny was smart enough to put the corn cob in a plastic bowl. That's how you know you're at a real restaurant.

 

[Quietus]

I live in driving distance of it, might have to check it out as long as Tito isn't cutting vegetables

 

[Tapatio]

Let me tell you how you feel about opening a restaurant, Tito!