Media *** Random Tito Ortiz Videos MEGA THREAD ***

[AstralPanda]

I could see this restaurant being successful based on customers acquired from sherdog alone

Most of us would eat there, let's be real.

 

[don't ask]

I could see this restaurant being successful based on customers acquired from sherdog alone

Most of us would eat there, let's be real.

I would watch other people eat there.

 

[CasualBot]

TTMTIEENYA is a great name, what a wise man.

Spoiler

Tortilla Tito's Medieval Times Immigrant Era 800 900 Years Ago

 

[don't ask]

"One of the greatest light breakfasts of the night!"

 

[WHITEBELT JESUS]

 

[don't ask]

its survival of the fitness

boxing is checkers and mma is chest

how big the dog is is not the thing, its how bad does he bite or bark

stop being the silent majority, step up and be the ones that are verbable, cuz thats why they small but they attack as loud as they possibly can

words talk cheap

numbers just an age

dont deframe my image

las vegas, california

lets go ahead and see by the fight what u saw in the ring

babalu: one of the greatest light heavyweight fighters of the night

show me exactly what u seen with this

we got josh barnett with a dominating fashion

how do u feel as u went thru this stuff?

u r the best heavyweight, in my eyes, and i believe every one of these guys eyes around the world of tonight

the pound for pound best heavyweight in the world today: feeador ameelyenko

so last 15 years of my career ive worked very hard to be as most dilligent as possibly could of the future of my career

i just want u guys just to show u guys the weight she is walking around right now, um to cut down as woman this weight almost impossible

i just wanna make sure u guys know this woman is probably one of the best and is the best pound for pound woman fighter in the world

anyone thats ever seen her fight shes the champion that she truly is

her past was her past, her future is in my hands imona make sure that her future is very strong and very respectful to the fans

put your mouth where your words are

thanksgivings on turkey

4 billion is 499 million 4 times

united we stand and divided we will not fall

i never wake up at 630am unless i'm goin to sleep

i came in here 110% mental, thats about 100% of this game, the rest is physical

 

[Odoylerules4lyf]

If you zoom on in he's bleeding all over the onions in case you missed it

Omg I have seen this video so many times and always thought "he's cutting it like a retard he's going to lose a finger cutting like this"
.... This is the first time I realized he was actually slicing his fingers all though the video lol

 

[Neck&Neck]

Damn, I was hoping for a Tito’s Waffle house

 

[LindyBrah]

It is going to be open actually six days a week. Five days a week it will be open three days a week. One of those days it’ll be open two days of the week

Beat me to it LOL

 

[checktheknuckles]

Will he be personally cutting the onions in said restaurant? I'm asking for no reason whatsoever

Tho I must warn you, Tito does not know the difference between a taco and an enchilada

Florida got those blood oranges, and Tito bring in those blood onions from the west coast.

 

[checktheknuckles]

He should have named it Titos Tight Tomalas.

 

[Thepaintbucket]

Omg I have seen this video so many times and always thought "he's cutting it like a retard he's going to lose a finger cutting like this"
.... This is the first time I realized he was actually slicing his fingers all though the video lol

There's a lot going on in that video lol.

 

[BarbellzNbacon]

Ufc champ, post fight interviews, ran for mayor, married Jenna, cut onions, and now opening a restaurant. This man has lived life. All with a cracked skull

 

[cheesus]

Try our famous grape, cheese and wine platter. It's one of the greatest dishes of the night.

 

[BEATDOWNS]

If you zoom on in he's bleeding all over the onions in case you missed it

BAND-AID soup for the appetizer.

 

[BROWNPRIDE]

Boycott that dump

 

[z99]

I'll be very disappointed if they don't serve margaritas with Tito's Vodka.

 

[runjay]

Head chef

 

[HNIC215]

Heard the name of the restaurant was...

"El Retardo"

 

[WildShrimper]

These references DO wear out their welcomes. On the youtube channel "pantheon level cluelessness" which has probably 100 Tito clips, EVERY SINGLE VIDEO has these Tito quotes in some form or another. It's like this board but on steroids because it's just a comment section, not a discussion forum, so everyone is clamoring to make the same comment (while ignoring everyone else's similar comment and hoping for 10k likes so they can edit their post and thank everyone for the likes, as if that goes on your resume).

Maybe you should have some fun sometime instead of analyzing every situation. You're reaching for those grapes