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People who keep trolling Tom Asspinall

Sounds like you're just not cut out for the WWE era of the UFC, my guy.
Let him cry it out bro. Dude is obviously going through something and UFC is the last thing he has to cope with life.. let's all wish dipstickjimmy a mental health recovery
 
At this point Gane’s success is exaggerated. It mostly comes from Jon’s suckers shitting and the fact that Gane was doing better than Tom’s previous opponents. With that said, we don’t know for sure whether or not Tom faked it. Can’t wait to see the rematch.
 
does saying facts makes you a troll?

a thousand eyepokes happened
only aspinal cried
hes special hes 1 in a thousand

softy
 
Paddy received a corneal abrasion after suffering 2 or 3 eye pokes against Gaethje. Significantly worse than Aspinalls made up injuries, yet we know the severity of it and already have a tentative return date of this summer within a week of the fight.

Aspinall is going on 3 months and we still don't have a return date or actually know what's going on with him outside of a vague AI generated doctors note. He's also lying to his fans saying he's getting a double surgery when it is in fact some measly injections.

Imagine being a fan of this guy. So sad.
 
His nose was all bloody, he was too concussed to even shoot a proper takedown and got caught with a hook just before the eyepoke
Maybe spraying blood was a defense tactic, much like this lizard.
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Did that lizard take the easy way out? No. It fought off a worthy adversary and used super secret blood spray in defense (show me in the unified rules where it says you cant do that).

Ref stopped the fight because the ref doesnt understand biology.
 
But…why?

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Paddy received a corneal abrasion after suffering 2 or 3 eye pokes against Gaethje. Significantly worse than Aspinalls made up injuries, yet we know the severity of it and already have a tentative return date of this summer within a week of the fight.

Aspinall is going on 3 months and we still don't have a return date or actually know what's going on with him outside of a vague AI generated doctors note. He's also lying to his fans saying he's getting a double surgery when it is in fact some measly injections.

Imagine being a fan of this guy. So sad.
He's more or less retired for all intents and purposes.

Paddy has less than half of the striking attributes Tom has, chin too high and nowhere near a serviceable amount of pop in his punches even by average 155-lber standards.

Jake Paul and Andrew Tate have both competed more recently than Tom as well, both guys went several more rounds, rounds they were losing badly while looking ridiculously out of their depth

Yet, both of these internet goobers actually took their prolonged ass whoopings until their respective fights either went to a lopsided decision that they lost, or was ruled a T/KO, after multiple knockdowns and a broken jaw.

Our "current HW champ" is looking to monetize these unremarkable dr.s visits, 40+min Yt vlogs he's now putting behind paywalls

He's been playing up the severity of the 'injury" from the moment Herzog called a time out
 
You’re not trolling Aspinall with these posts. You’re telling everyone else that you’re obsessed with Jones. That’s all you’re doing. You need banning dude honestly the amount of quality posters who actually make people laugh and improve the place who have been banned, yet here you are allowed to use the forum like 10 year old girls diary. They let you guys stay for too long now. That’s one of the problems with this place. Obviously mma is in a lull and the forum reflects that, but letting dudes like you post your garbage is a short term soloution. It just turns more decent posters away.
 
How dare he not defend the interim belt a record number of times while Jones fights a retired guy coming off his 2nd KO loss in 4 fights
how dare he even has a belt in the firstplace
how dare you call him a champion when he hasnt won a real belt

he had a chance to win the real belt vs gane a susbstitue of jones but cant win
how dare you call him a champion when the belt was only given but not won

delusion
 
Sounds like you're just not cut out for the WWE era of the UFC, my guy.
The WWE era is one thing. I just have no time for interacting with posters who talk like they are a heel manager or the heel commentator.

If someone wants to insist Topuria has no need to defend and should immediately be booked for a WW title shot with a MW title shot and then the BMF and then the HW title on the same night and guarantees he wins and all those fights don't even need to happen and we should give him all the belts now and there is no reason for him to defend against Arman because he would win so badly it could result in a murder charge.

That was a whole lot of hyperbolic nonsense but you have read posts by some one here that have done that very thing. Its unbelievable but it happens every day on here. I am just hitting ignore when someone proves they are not worth engaging with.
 
The WWE era is one thing. I just have no time for interacting with posters who talk like they are a heel manager or the heel commentator.

If someone wants to insist Topuria has no need to defend and should immediately be booked for a WW title shot with a MW title shot and then the BMF and then the HW title on the same night and guarantees he wins and all those fights don't even need to happen and we should give him all the belts now and there is no reason for him to defend against Arman because he would win so badly it could result in a murder charge.

That was a whole lot of hyperbolic nonsense but you have read posts by some one here that have done that very thing. Its unbelievable but it happens every day on here. I am just hitting ignore when someone proves they are not worth engaging with.

What you're describing is a result of the WWE era, lad.

That sort of posting happens a lot more these days because people lean into the hyperbole and trolling. Heck, I do it myself for a bit of fun, especially with Topuria haha. I can't imagine only posting like that though. Would feel like a waste of time to even bother with Sherdog if that's all one was doing here.
 
The WWE era is one thing. I just have no time for interacting with posters who talk like they are a heel manager or the heel commentator.

If someone wants to insist Topuria has no need to defend and should immediately be booked for a WW title shot with a MW title shot and then the BMF and then the HW title on the same night and guarantees he wins and all those fights don't even need to happen and we should give him all the belts now and there is no reason for him to defend against Arman because he would win so badly it could result in a murder charge.

That was a whole lot of hyperbolic nonsense but you have read posts by some one here that have done that very thing. Its unbelievable but it happens every day on here. I am just hitting ignore when someone proves they are not worth engaging with.
What is wrong with saying Topuria deserves an Islam fight?
 
Tom brought this all upon himself. He should have kept his mouth shut and let it go. it would have been over by now.
While I agree he'd have been better off saying nothing and just taking his NC instead of everything else he did, I don't agree that it would be over by now.

We'd still be at the point where the HW champion's been out for 4 months due to an eye poke that didn't actually injure him while having no return time table in sight. It's not like he's got a detached retina or anything that would explain this. His eyes are physically fine yet he won't rematch Gane. That would of course lead to questions.

His mouth didn't do him any favours, but it's his actions that are the bigger problem.
 
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