Social WR Lounge 326: where are we at?

[Rational Poster]

Karoline Leavitt's MAGA face is progressing rapidly what the hell.

 

[Islam Imamate]

Karoline Leavitt's MAGA face is progressing rapidly what the hell.

Used to be women in their 40s got plastic surgery to look like women in their 20s but now we're seeing women like Leavitt in their 20s get plastic surgery to look like women in their 40s.

 

[Mr Holmes]

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

poor maxine waters has had a rough week.
the groundhog on her head saw it's shadow the other day.

and even it tried to 'reclaim' it's time and was denied.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

for some reason "run a train" is trending on twitter.

looks like bonnie blue might be trying to set a new record. gonna have to finish eating breakfast before i give this one a click.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

yup. didn't have to scroll very far to see the kind of shit i expected.

i hope that isnt the name of a band. some poor kid is gonna be traumatized for life after they hear about them and do a google image search.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

i go to read a tweet and it turns out twitter just locked my account because it thought i was a bot. i had to do some dumb human verification puzzle bullshit to get it to unlock.

then an hour later i get a notification saying:

We’ve added a temporary label to your account which may impact its reach. Learn more here

Transparency on X is very important. This is why we are letting you know that we have found your account may contain spam or be engaging in other types of inauthentic behaviors. You may not engage in behaviors that manipulate X or artificially impact how content is discovered and amplified.

What does this mean for my account?

The reach of your account may be limited and its content may also be temporarily restricted, such as being excluded from trends, replies, and recommended notifications. You can learn more about this temporary impact to your account here. Our automated systems sometimes make mistakes and we are working to improve them.



despite me proving that i'm a real person, it still doesn't seem to think that i'm a real person. i mean just look at me, come on man. i'm not just very much alive. i'm the life of the party.

there was never any doubt. herp derp - 'parroty account, i block all followers' is as real of a person as they come.

maybe it just got pissed at me fucking with grok and calling its handler a creep. i don't even tweet that much so i don't know why else it would think i'm a bot.

can you guys stop asking me to verify that i'm a human every 2 god damn minutes? is that too much of an ask? now i'm starting to feel subhuman. fuck off.

any more of this shit and i'm just going to say to hell with this, alright you've won and i will become a bot. if you can't beat 'em join 'em.

shit. i think they might be on to me.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

speaking of which i notice it doesnt ask me on here to verify i'm a human every 2 minutes so i guess order has been restored to this forum.

mechahitler oughtta blitzkrieg this forum with his army of twitter bots any minute now but we're just waiting on them to invade poland.com first.

 

[Mr Holmes]

Someone pls contact the admins and let them know the bots are running wild again.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

seen some facebook video of some dude throwing a live carp into a tank full of piranhas where the piranhas did some piranha things to the carp.

i knew there would be karens in the comments so i had to look, and one of them asks "does this hurt the fish?" and some of the replies i find more amusing than i probably should. "it can be quite ticklish", "naww, carp won't feel a thing being eaten alive", "dead fish testified that everything was normal"

 

[Rational Poster]

Someone pls contact the admins and let them know the bots are running wild again.

So I'm seeing it's being reported 4 Haitian women the Trump regime deported from Puerto Rico have been found decapitated near the Dominican border by Dominican authorities, thoughts?

 

[Mr Holmes]

So I'm seeing it's being reported 4 Haitian women the Trump regime deported from Puerto Rico have been found decapitated near the Dominican border by Dominican authorities, thoughts?

What a weird random question. Haiti is a dangerous place.

 

[Rational Poster]

What a weird random question. Haiti is a dangerous place.

So do you think we should deporting asylum seekers from there and ending the refugee program this week was a good idea then?

 

[Mr Holmes]

So do you think we should deporting asylum seekers from there and ending the refugee program this week was a good idea then?

Why are asking me this stuff? Most 3rd world countries are dangerous. IMO that isn't a valid defense for being deported.

 

[Rational Poster]

Why are asking me this stuff? Most 3rd world countries are dangerous. IMO that not a valid defense for being deported.

I accept your concession.

 

[Mr Holmes]

I accept your concession.