i go to read a tweet and it turns out twitter just locked my account because it thought i was a bot. i had to do some dumb human verification puzzle bullshit to get it to unlock.
then an hour later i get a notification saying:
We’ve added a temporary label to your account which may impact its reach. Learn more here
Transparency on X is very important. This is why we are letting you know that we have found your account may contain spam or be engaging in other types of
inauthentic behaviors. You may not engage in behaviors that manipulate X or artificially impact how content is discovered and amplified.
What does this mean for my account?
The reach of your account may be limited and its content may also be temporarily restricted, such as being excluded from trends, replies, and recommended notifications. You can learn more about this temporary impact to your account
here. Our automated systems sometimes make mistakes and we are working to improve them.
despite me proving that i'm a real person, it still doesn't seem to think that i'm a real person. i mean just look at me, come on man. i'm not just very much alive. i'm the life of the party.
there was never any doubt. herp derp - 'parroty account, i block all followers' is as real of a person as they come.
maybe it just got pissed at me fucking with grok and calling its handler a creep. i don't even tweet that much so i don't know why else it would think i'm a bot.
can you guys stop asking me to verify that i'm a human every 2 god damn minutes? is that too much of an ask? now i'm starting to feel subhuman. fuck off.
any more of this shit and i'm just going to say to hell with this, alright you've won and i will become a bot. if you can't beat 'em join 'em.
shit. i think they might be on to me.