*OFFICIAL* Jon Jones Victim Support Thread

[Pequeño Corey]

Oh, you're talking about forum posters? My bad, I thought you might have meant the victims of his death threats, domestic violence, and hit & runs. On a related note, beautiful timing on this thread

Brasha I’m way ahead of you. Check the 2nd spoiler.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Somebody tag Jones's wife in this thread.

Way ahead of you. Check the In B4 spoiler in the OP

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Tl:dr - You can’t carry on using Jones to troll because he carry’s no weight or credibility anymore.

Then why are his haters still blanketing the heavies with threads about him?

 

[Pequeño Corey]

DC fight is tainted by roids.

Nah. Still a sick finish.



Made DC cry.

 

[Marko Polo]

Then why are his haters still blanketing the heavies with threads about him?

Because it’s enjoyable and vindicating

 

[MrShady]

If it sounds like a duck, it's probably Jonny boy

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Because it’s enjoyable and vindicating

That’s exactly how I feel about this thread. Fair play.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Sherdog is in a collective panic over the fact that their Jones pitty party threads are on the way out.

Who will they project their own inadequacies onto now? Man the death of a villain is sad indeed.

 

[Marko Polo]

That’s exactly how I feel about this thread. Fair play.

Good for you. Whatever helps you sleep at night

 

[Marko Polo]

@Only Here for Attachments and @Pequeño Corey defending Jones honour to the death!

 

[Xanzito]

The Jones fans are the ones crashing out right now lmao. You guys need the support, we're all having the laugh we knew we would have in the end the entire time.


It's a great big fat we told you so and we knew the whole time, eat it. And it's only the beginning.

Jones already crashed out in february with a drunk lady without pants.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

@Only Here for Attachments and @Pequeño Corey defending Jones honour to the death!

Having a buddy is fun, you should try it sometime!

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Brasha I’m way ahead of you. Check the 2nd spoiler.

It's unfortunately been a sherdog staple to just fill spoilers with gifs and emojis, so I admittedly skipped it

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Jones already crashed out in february with a drunk lady without pants.

Sounds like a good time imo.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

@Only Here for Attachments and @Pequeño Corey defending Jones honour to the death!

I actually love this post

 

[Marko Polo]

I actually love this post

 

[Pequeño Corey]

They're crashing out so hard and it's hilarious.

You could see over the last week or two they were already falling apart. Gone were the times from 2-3 months ago when they boldly claimed that Jon Jones was playing 5D chess to build up his fight with Aspinall.

All that remains now is the cold bitterness of the truth, that their beloved hero is just a wife beating duck.

You fabricated your own reality. I’m a Jones fan who thought he should vacate or fight. Whether or not anyone thought that Jones and Daner may be doing a bit doesn’t change anything. As I pointed out in the OP, you’re hyperfocused on Jon’s personal life and it’s clouding your judgement. Not fighting Tom is the same as GSP not fighting Bobby. Yet somehow, GSP gets a pass because he vacated immediately. You guys really are a deluded lot.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

The Jones fans are the ones crashing out right now lmao. You guys need the support, we're all having the laugh we knew we would have in the end the entire time.


It's a great big fat we told you so and we knew the whole time, eat it. And it's only the beginning.

Nah. Not even close. You can’t erase the records. Take your weak “told you so” and shove it up your ass.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

For the record, this is only the beginning. You think it’s gonna be bad now for Jones? It’s just getting started.

The entire sports world is going to criticize him and talk shit to him for the rest of his life. And Sherdog will not be kind to him.

You a fan of Jones? Good luck. You will have yer work cut out for you for years going forward.

My work was this thread and clowning you bitter haters who will never get the satisfaction of seeing him lose, and I know this eats you inside. Mission accomplished. GOAT and there’s absolutely nothing you and your lot can do about it.

 

[Pequeño Corey]

Nothing could be more unpleasant than having to simply admit “I was wrong about Jones” for some fans. Instead they double, triple, quadruple down on him, dedicating to one of the most puzzling hills ever to die on.

We were wrong about the undefeated guy with all the records? Lol. Seek help bud. Blame the UFC for allowing this to drag on, and get some help.