With Jon's retirement announced and the HW title quagmire finally resolved, it's time that we put this mess behind us and let the healing begin. The bad man is gone, and he can't hurt you anymore.
This thread is a safe space for Jon's victims to gather and engage in meaningful, constructive discussion. Similar the UFC 285 round table, where four of Jon's vanquished foes objectively discussed Jon's skills and how difficult he was to deal with in the octagon. No talk of eyepokes, steroids, or other controversies. Just an honest assessment of Jon's abilities.
If these men can set their hate aside, so can you, Sherbro.
Corey's idealized vision of sherbro's engaging in the healing process
Jon's retirement is a good thing for everyone. If you find that you're having trouble focusing on this, and instead, focusing on trivial or speculative things through a lens of negativity, you may suffer from Bones Derangement Syndrome (BDR). Here's some examples:
-Speculating that Jon didn't retire, but rather, ran.
-Criticizing Jon for using Chat GPT to craft a retirement speech
-Displaying butthurt symptoms because Jon retired via phone
If you find yourself caught in this cognitive loop, just put your phone down or walk away from the computer immediately. Breaking the cycle is the most important thing.
As for me, I promise to set aside the bank of memes and gifs that I've been using against Jon's victims. I acknowledge that this behavior is not constructive, and frankly, insensitive on my part. My lack of empathy for the victims has only exacerbated their BDS, and for that, I'm sorry.
Any joke regarding Jon's actual victims, ie; his wife, the USADA agents at his house, Dave Sholler, the pregnant lady that he hit n' run, the pantless girl in his car back in February, the hood of the patrol car, etc.
Oh, you're talking about forum posters? My bad, I thought you might have meant the victims of his death threats, domestic violence, and hit & runs. On a related note, beautiful timing on this thread
On behalf of all his real victims, the two girls in the Bentley, the pregnant lady, the cocktail waitress, the shroom girl, his fiancé, his own kids and perhaps many others known or unknown, thank you.
I look at this photo and see only two guys that Jones legitimately beat. I think Reyes won, and Smith could have won if he wasn't such a "Lionheart" and taken the DQ.
As far as I'm concerned Jones has two losses on his record (if you don't count his dignity and his legacy, that would make four): Matt Hammill, and Tom Aspinall. The later without even throwing a punch.
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