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Most nasty, most glamorous, most kinky and hottest cities in the world?
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Everything I said was completely complimentary.
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I have a Peruvian bud and he says Lima is a pit. I’ve never been but I always heard it was a fun destination.
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First of all its a matter of taste. But I have been all over and have found things I loved about everywhere. But personally I don't like oppresively hot humid climates with huge populations of poor people begging. A place like Bangkok isnt my cup of tea, no knock on it for others. I also don't care for hookers so that doesn't appeal to me. Here is a Bucket list if you havent been:
My favorites:
1. NYC/London--Concrete jungles but covered with gorgeous parks, museums, incredible restaurants, nightlife and culture. Both cities have areas that you can escape the tourists and find bomb ass things to do with live music, sports, and hikes/cuisine. Obviously London food isnt as great as NYC but there are some.
2. Amsterdam--Top 3 city for me. I love Art and holy sheeet, they got that. Friendliest people ever. Food is meh, but the weed and drink is great. I met a bunch of Dutch women and they stayed with me in my hotel all week...Then I stayed another week with them in a flat in a city called Utrecht on a canal. It was amazing. I asked one of the women to Marry me at the end of the trip and we dated for 5 years.
3. Dublin/Galway/Kilarney--People are awesome, bars are amazing, music is life. Food so so but you don't care because its so much fun and people are so cool.
4. Cabo San Lucas--A paradise, great seafood, nightlife, fishing, so easy to get laid. Touristy but that isnt a bad thing here.
5. Munich---Oktoberfest---Best memories (partial) of my life. A bucket list must do and see.
6. Rio-Go for carnival at least once in your life. Get a guide or a local as it isn't the safest. But its amazing to experience, just keep your eyes open. Food is awesome, easy to get laid, but also get taken advantage of. I swear, I went for slightly chubby, lighter skinned women and was fine.
6. Nola--Don't go during Mardi Gras, too many thugs and idiots, go after. The smell of piss is gone by then. March isn't too hot yet. This place is for drinkers, if you don't drink, skip it. Oysters and Po Boys good, so are the drinks. If you are racist don't go.
7. Key West--Absolute paradise. Again, drinking is big. Fishing, music, Fantasy Fest is a sight to see. Pussy wall to wall, some old though.
8. Prague--Must see, one of the coolest cities on Earth. I do get the feeling that some nefarious shit is all around you but you dont see it lol. Awesome architecture, art, food, women are on average, hottest in Europe.
9. Vail/Crested Butte/Aspen/Breckenridge--Had to pick a ski town in Co. Its Gods country. Love them all, some are expensive do research to fit your needs, even Keystone is cool. Taos, NM, and Jackson WY are also amazing.
10. Las Vegas--Its just a 24hr party with some amazing Nightlife and food. Obviosly casinos. But also a short drive to Lake Mead, Hoover dam, its a fun city.
Bucket list left: Scandanavia, want to drink with my Viking brothers. Belgium, Italian cities.
Didn't like: Paris--Loved the city, art, architecture, but the people are downright rude, and I can handle rude. But They are arrogant rude.
Miami-It has changed. Like a Big Daddy Yankee video now. Still great food and nightlife, but there is a bad element now. Went down for a concert and couldn't find one place playing anything but Latin Music. So its an example of one culture overpowering everything else. Just a taste thing, My GF is Latin, I love the culture but Miami is different.
SanFran-Liberals ruined this cool city, homeless everywhere, shit everywhere, Gay rights parades every other day, better to drive over the bridge to nappa.
My favorites:
1. NYC/London--Concrete jungles but covered with gorgeous parks, museums, incredible restaurants, nightlife and culture. Both cities have areas that you can escape the tourists and find bomb ass things to do with live music, sports, and hikes/cuisine. Obviously London food isnt as great as NYC but there are some.
2. Amsterdam--Top 3 city for me. I love Art and holy sheeet, they got that. Friendliest people ever. Food is meh, but the weed and drink is great. I met a bunch of Dutch women and they stayed with me in my hotel all week...Then I stayed another week with them in a flat in a city called Utrecht on a canal. It was amazing. I asked one of the women to Marry me at the end of the trip and we dated for 5 years.
3. Dublin/Galway/Kilarney--People are awesome, bars are amazing, music is life. Food so so but you don't care because its so much fun and people are so cool.
4. Cabo San Lucas--A paradise, great seafood, nightlife, fishing, so easy to get laid. Touristy but that isnt a bad thing here.
5. Munich---Oktoberfest---Best memories (partial) of my life. A bucket list must do and see.
6. Rio-Go for carnival at least once in your life. Get a guide or a local as it isn't the safest. But its amazing to experience, just keep your eyes open. Food is awesome, easy to get laid, but also get taken advantage of. I swear, I went for slightly chubby, lighter skinned women and was fine.
6. Nola--Don't go during Mardi Gras, too many thugs and idiots, go after. The smell of piss is gone by then. March isn't too hot yet. This place is for drinkers, if you don't drink, skip it. Oysters and Po Boys good, so are the drinks. If you are racist don't go.
7. Key West--Absolute paradise. Again, drinking is big. Fishing, music, Fantasy Fest is a sight to see. Pussy wall to wall, some old though.
8. Prague--Must see, one of the coolest cities on Earth. I do get the feeling that some nefarious shit is all around you but you dont see it lol. Awesome architecture, art, food, women are on average, hottest in Europe.
9. Vail/Crested Butte/Aspen/Breckenridge--Had to pick a ski town in Co. Its Gods country. Love them all, some are expensive do research to fit your needs, even Keystone is cool. Taos, NM, and Jackson WY are also amazing.
10. Las Vegas--Its just a 24hr party with some amazing Nightlife and food. Obviosly casinos. But also a short drive to Lake Mead, Hoover dam, its a fun city.
Bucket list left: Scandanavia, want to drink with my Viking brothers. Belgium, Italian cities.
Didn't like: Paris--Loved the city, art, architecture, but the people are downright rude, and I can handle rude. But They are arrogant rude.
Miami-It has changed. Like a Big Daddy Yankee video now. Still great food and nightlife, but there is a bad element now. Went down for a concert and couldn't find one place playing anything but Latin Music. So its an example of one culture overpowering everything else. Just a taste thing, My GF is Latin, I love the culture but Miami is different.
SanFran-Liberals ruined this cool city, homeless everywhere, shit everywhere, Gay rights parades every other day, better to drive over the bridge to nappa.
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Lima can cater to so many kinds of people, I only wish my company would send me there for business haha
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My mother's gone there for business. I'd love to go, one way or the other...
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Boise would get my vote as well. The town is on the cutting edge and full of hot fertile women.
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I read the wiki travel section on places on interest.
Vegas has nightclubs, that run during the day?
So you're on your lunch break, by example - wanna get a quick dance on.
You just nip out to your local at 1 pm, after you've got your muffin and coffee, get your freak on to some top trance talent,
...maybe catch a quick grope of some pre-marital bride party members, then you're back at work before the clock strikes 2.
This absolutely sounds like my kind of place.
Oppressive heat - not so much.
But McGregor managed it fairly okay...?
Vegas has nightclubs, that run during the day?
So you're on your lunch break, by example - wanna get a quick dance on.
You just nip out to your local at 1 pm, after you've got your muffin and coffee, get your freak on to some top trance talent,
...maybe catch a quick grope of some pre-marital bride party members, then you're back at work before the clock strikes 2.
This absolutely sounds like my kind of place.
Oppressive heat - not so much.
But McGregor managed it fairly okay...?
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New Orleans is fucking nasty
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You won’t regret it
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Sounds like you guys need to discover Sao Paulo
relatively low crime
smoking hot women
good and cheap food
trannies ( I know sherdog has this fetish)
amazing price/quality/service of hookers
drugs everywhere
parties everywhere
a lot of culture, museum, shopping etc...
the bad
downtown is a dumpster, like downtown LA, garbage and homeless everywhere
traffic sucks
relatively low crime
smoking hot women
good and cheap food
trannies ( I know sherdog has this fetish)
amazing price/quality/service of hookers
drugs everywhere
parties everywhere
a lot of culture, museum, shopping etc...
the bad
downtown is a dumpster, like downtown LA, garbage and homeless everywhere
traffic sucks
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The domestic airport in São Paulo is a dump too last time I was there <45>
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Third world dumps with one first world mega-brothel.
Third world spots might be okay to visit, but how's a motherfucker gonna make bank when the locals can't earn enough to feed their families, let alone put their kids through college?
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"This place is a dump, all you people are filthy animals!!"
So you're contesting this statement is largely misinformed?
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I guess it depends where you are. The whole area around Republica is a dump, but you go to Higienopolis and everything is clean and fancy.
The Paulistas are super nice people though.
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GOAT city. Mardi gras is in full swing too.
As a foreigner who settled there quite a while ago.
1. It's 100% true
2. Frankly, it's a decent place to live in the UK. Cheap life, fun people, and plenty of things to see and do. Seaside and wilderness just nearby.
It's like...trash, but enjoyable, but still trash, but cool nonetheless.
If you go to party hard and drink you might be disappointed, they are not this kind of vikings. Especially in Norway where alcohol's prices are absolutely prohibitive.
But Stockholm is a great city full of life. Norway is splendid, with some lovely cities like Bergen but it's more for visiting than partying.
