Just took a drug test at Quest Diagnostics

Kais11 said:
So you just drink it and bam it will pass the test like that. Thanks man. i have one of these waiting for a drug test but i have no idea how to tape it on my sack. http://www.quickfixurine.com/
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Yeah I've heard people say they failed with it, but I honestly think they smoked right before the test or didn't follow the instructions. Don't smoke for a few days before the test like the bottle says (I would say at least a week to be safe) and follow the instructions and you will be good. I have never failed a test using this. In my area they sell a small bottle for around $20 and a larger bottle advertised as being for heavy smokers for closer to $30. I smoked every day and used the smaller bottle with no issues though. Much easier than trying to do some Macguyver shit with piss taped to your leg imo.
 
Mike90 said:
Hey Dudley Doright, it's none of your jobs business if you smoke weed at home after work. They legally have the right to test you anyway because laws here are fucked, but it's none of their business at all what you do in your free time.
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It becomes their business when you represent their company. What you do at home does directly affect your job. If you got in a wreck in a company vehicle and killed someone and they found out you were under the influence and your job wasn't testing you, that would be on them. And calling me Dudley doright isn't offensive to me, actually it's a compliment.
 
NinjaSquid said:
lol my sister isn't on progesterone (rx?) and I haven't smoke in 40 days, but still failed a home test (after smoking heavy for 4 years straight) so substitution was the way to go
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I passed a piss test about 9 days after smoking, once
 
Kyle1991 said:
It becomes their business when you represent their company. What you do at home does directly affect your job. If you got in a wreck in a company vehicle and killed someone and they found out you were under the influence and your job wasn't testing you, that would be on them. And calling me Dudley doright isn't offensive to me, actually it's a compliment.
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No, it isn't their business what you do on your own time. If you are driving anywhere in a company car that is work time. Just because our government allows businesses to pry into workers private lives doesn't mean it's right. If you're impaired on the job that is 100% wrong, but weed tests can bust you for smoking weeks or even months ago, and that is total bullshit. While people using meth, coke, molly, alcohol, lsd, etc. fly under the radar because it burns through your system faster. It's a crap test that by design punishes people for recreational drug use.
 
Arkridge said:
I've taken a total of 4 drug tests at Quest, passed them all. I just used dilution, it worked even when I had smoked a week out from the test. I just drank a fuck ton of water the day before and leading up to the test. At the point I went in to take the test, I was probably peeing every 10-15 minutes and it was literally all water.

Some places test for dilution in samples though and can result in a failure. I'm guessing Quest doesn't do this since dilution has worked for me every single time.
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Yeah I passed after only 4 days without smoking by taking some niacin and running on a treadmill plus lots of water
 
I've met more people who were addicted to food than I have who were addicted to weed.
 
method115 said:
Had my friends wife do the same once when she had a drug test but she has huge tits so she just shoved the bottle there. I asked if she needed any assistance getting the bottle out but my friend assured me she would be fine. Oh well I got to seem them in her prime during mardi gras before the kids so he can't take that away from me.
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Maybe they should start testing for unhealthy food (although it's most likely already apparent). After all if some unhealthy eater should suffer a heart attack while driving the company vehicle and get in an accident as a result, the company could be held liable.
 
Mike90 said:
No, it isn't their business what you do on your own time. If you are driving anywhere in a company car that is work time. Just because our government allows businesses to pry into workers private lives doesn't mean it's right. If you're impaired on the job that is 100% wrong, but weed tests can bust you for smoking weeks or even months ago, and that is total bullshit. While people using meth, coke, molly, alcohol, lsd, etc. fly under the radar because it burns through your system faster. It's a crap test that by design punishes people for recreational drug use.
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How do you feel about people getting fired for their politically incorrect social media posts outside of work?
 
You did well TS...A couple of things to think about for next time

If u use a hand warmer to keep it warm then you don't need to stick it in your crotch. You can wear cargo pants/shorts and put it in the side pocket.

You can buy a piss tube that has a heat strip attached and hand warmers to keep it at the right temp.

most tests like this first check for temp at the location right after u piss than THC levels next....

Funny story, I brought my DD some clean piss from my 11 yo this very morning.

Even funnier future story; I'm prolly pissing clean right now (50+ days off it) and will end up having to take a prescribed drug from my DD so that is shows in the piss but no THC levels...meaning, in order for him to get refills he has to have piss that has the drug in it and it can not contain other drugs...I'm curious to know how much I should charge his ass lol (I've known the guy 20+ years and I get great prices from him but still.....:-)
 
milkmandanl said:
You did well TS...A couple of things to think about for next time

If u use a hand warmer to keep it warm then you don't need to stick it in your crotch. You can wear cargo pants/shorts and put it in the side pocket.

You can buy a piss tube that has a heat strip attached and hand warmers to keep it at the right temp.

most tests like this first check for temp at the location right after u piss than THC levels next....

Funny story, I brought my DD some clean piss from my 11 yo this very morning.

Even funnier future story; I'm prolly pissing clean right now (50+ days off it) and will end up having to take a prescribed drug from my DD so that is shows in the piss but no THC levels...meaning, in order for him to get refills he has to have piss that has the drug in it and it can not contain other drugs...I'm curious to know how much I should charge his ass lol (I've known the guy 20+ years and I get great prices from him but still.....:-)
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can you explain further what you mean by hand warmer. most places pat you down or make you pat yourself down while they observe.
 
Kais11 said:
Why didn't you use quick fix

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

its synthetic urine. my cousin used it and passed an now has a great job at Citibank.

I also have one on reserve. I am just confused with placing it by the ball sack. How you do it exaxtly (no homo). Were you nervous

is it alright if i DM you in the future for tips if i have to take a pre-employment drug test
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Didn't use quickfix because I had access to clean urine, and sure dm me anytime you want

also wasn't nervous be caused I practiced a few times with some hot water to see if the temperature would stay in the right range.
 
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Kais11 said:
can you explain further what you mean by hand warmer. most places pat you down or make you pat yourself down while they observe.
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I used these

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They cost like a dollar each pack.

They didn't pat me down or anything, just told me to put everything I had in my pockets into a lockbox. So I just put my phone, keys, and wallet into it.
 
faustian said:
How do you feel about people getting fired for their politically incorrect social media posts outside of work?
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It's complete bullshit, that's why people either shouldn't have a social media account or should watch what they say on it. People act like their twitter or facebook is a private conversation. Jobs are getting ridiculous and at will employment sucks for workers
 
I don't smoke anymore but had a job in construction project management a few years back when i was a daily smoker. During the project induction there was 2 hours on their random drug testing procedures etc, was shitting my pants but I never got tested (still smoked through that job like a dumb bastard).

Just got a new job, was kinda disappointed there was no piss test ha ha. It seems quite common in the States but only really for construction, mining, oil and gas etc in Australia usually. Some jobs have "incident drug testing" so if there's a major safety incident you might have to do a test after it or something but for office jobs etc it's not common.
 
I just used synthetic urine for my life insurance test. It didn't have to be too complex of an operation, because I pissed in the cup in my own house.

I've been told that sometimes the tester will stay in the room with you.
 
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I've taken hella drug tests there. It would be easy to sneak in clean urine, just gotta keep it the right temperature
 
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