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So I Just took my drug test at Quest Diagnostics today for pre-employment. May or may not help you out in the future.
My procedure before the test:
-Drank a shot of 5 hour energy
-Rinsed the bottle out like 20 times and removed plastic label
-had my little sister pee into a separate cup at 10:40 AM (I'm male)
-poured the urine into the 5 hour energy
-placed a forehead thermometer strip on the 5 hour energy bottle
-rubber-banded a hand warmer to the 5 hour energy bottle
-placed the bottle under my balls in the gooch area
At quest:
-got to quest diagnostics at 10:55
-checked the thermometer on the 5 hour energy (it was at 100), replaced under my balls
-I had an appointment at 11:00 AM, but there was about 5 people waiting in the lobby when I got there. Didn't get called in until around 11:45.
-was told to lock my belongings away in a box (they didn't search me)
-was told to wash my hands
-was asked to pick a cup out of 2 identical choices
-lady put blue dye into toilet, told me not to flush or turn on the sink, and to fill the cup up to the 60 ml mark
-went into bathroom and closed the door
-took out the 5 hour energy bottle it was still around 100 degrees
-poured up to the 60 ml line, had a tiny bit left over which I dumped into the toilet
-thermometer on the cup they gave me indicated that the pee was around 98
-opened the door gave the cup to the lady
-lady looked at temp wrote some things onto a document
-poured most of the urine into a smaller container, then a tiny bit into another identical container
-gave me the cup back, and instructed me to pour the rest into the toilet and flush
-signed some paperwork and left feeling like a boss
I'm almost certain I passed!
only concerns I have:
-using female urine
-and my sister told me she took some Midol about 2 weeks earlier, which I read online may come up as a false positive
EDIT:
Got contacted to start working on monday, so I passed
My procedure before the test:
-Drank a shot of 5 hour energy
-Rinsed the bottle out like 20 times and removed plastic label
-had my little sister pee into a separate cup at 10:40 AM (I'm male)
-poured the urine into the 5 hour energy
-placed a forehead thermometer strip on the 5 hour energy bottle
-rubber-banded a hand warmer to the 5 hour energy bottle
-placed the bottle under my balls in the gooch area
At quest:
-got to quest diagnostics at 10:55
-checked the thermometer on the 5 hour energy (it was at 100), replaced under my balls
-I had an appointment at 11:00 AM, but there was about 5 people waiting in the lobby when I got there. Didn't get called in until around 11:45.
-was told to lock my belongings away in a box (they didn't search me)
-was told to wash my hands
-was asked to pick a cup out of 2 identical choices
-lady put blue dye into toilet, told me not to flush or turn on the sink, and to fill the cup up to the 60 ml mark
-went into bathroom and closed the door
-took out the 5 hour energy bottle it was still around 100 degrees
-poured up to the 60 ml line, had a tiny bit left over which I dumped into the toilet
-thermometer on the cup they gave me indicated that the pee was around 98
-opened the door gave the cup to the lady
-lady looked at temp wrote some things onto a document
-poured most of the urine into a smaller container, then a tiny bit into another identical container
-gave me the cup back, and instructed me to pour the rest into the toilet and flush
-signed some paperwork and left feeling like a boss
I'm almost certain I passed!
only concerns I have:
-using female urine
-and my sister told me she took some Midol about 2 weeks earlier, which I read online may come up as a false positive
EDIT:
Got contacted to start working on monday, so I passed
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