Just took a drug test at Quest Diagnostics

UPDATE: just got contacted by HR to come in to work on Monday. So I'm guessing this worked like a charm
 
Female urine will work fine. I've done it myself a while back and it worked like a charm. The temperature is the important part.
 
You're fine. They won't test for anything other than the drugs they claim to test, temperature and maybe some other metrics to prove it's real urine

Ibe passed lots of these tests, never with my own pee.

The idea that they would test for hormones or genetic material is ridiculous, they have very clearly defined things they can test for, basically just that it is indeed really urine and then the specific substances you agreed to have your urine tested for. Going any further than this would be a massive human rights liability.
 
Why didn't you use quick fix

http://www.quickfixurine.com/

its synthetic urine. my cousin used it and passed an now has a great job at Citibank.

I also have one on reserve. I am just confused with placing it by the ball sack. How you do it exaxtly (no homo). Were you nervous

is it alright if i DM you in the future for tips if i have to take a pre-employment drug test
 
When people lie they're way into a position they don't deserve it never works out for long. The company obviously doesn't allow drugs because it's a huge liability to them. They have an understanding with you that if you perform your duties and abide by their contract, they will pay you a certain amount of money. What your doing is knowingly breaking that agreement by violating their policy. Same thing as if they were trying to lower your pay without you noticing and trying to cheat their way out of it
 
Congratulations TS. Glad you stuck it to the man by getting past one of his Sally Do-Right drug tests without having to stop smoking. Seriously though, who cares if you like to get high in your free time, it shouldn't be any of their business. If you like to get high at work or you do something harder than cannabis then they will most likely find out shortly anyway and if they don't, fuck em, they're just as inept as you at that point.
 
Always love when someone trys to cheat the system then confesses / brags about it online...
 
I've taken a total of 4 drug tests at Quest, passed them all. I just used dilution, it worked even when I had smoked a week out from the test. I just drank a fuck ton of water the day before and leading up to the test. At the point I went in to take the test, I was probably peeing every 10-15 minutes and it was literally all water.

Some places test for dilution in samples though and can result in a failure. I'm guessing Quest doesn't do this since dilution has worked for me every single time.
 
I don't understand why everyone acts like this is so hard and has a Wile E. coyote level plan. Wherever you live there is a store that sells pipes, bongs, etc. Go there. They will sell a bottle of fruit juice looking stuff that suppresses the thc levels in your system for a few hours. Buy it. When you get offered the job and told to go take the piss test, drink the bottle (making sure to follow the instructions on the back of the bottle). You will pass the test and only be out $20 to $30 bucks.



http://www.amazon.com/Test-Pure-Platinum-Magnum-Formula/dp/B001EVQC8I


^^^


This is the one I have used for the last 10 years, never failed a test using it. You're welcome.
 
Kyle1991 said:
When people lie they're way into a position they don't deserve it never works out for long. The company obviously doesn't allow drugs because it's a huge liability to them. They have an understanding with you that if you perform your duties and abide by their contract, they will pay you a certain amount of money. What your doing is knowingly breaking that agreement by violating their policy. Same thing as if they were trying to lower your pay without you noticing and trying to cheat their way out of it
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Hey Dudley Doright, it's none of your jobs business if you smoke weed at home after work. They legally have the right to test you anyway because laws here are fucked, but it's none of their business at all what you do in your free time.
 
Only thing that's ever worked for me to pass a drug test quickly was niacin and a shitload of water.

Make sure to take the niacin pills at night right before bed. It makes your skin feel like it's on fire for a while so hopefully you'll fall asleep before it kicks in. Taking 4-5 niacin pills a night and drinking nonstop water for a week always made me pass my drug tests.
 
Mike90 said:
I don't understand why everyone acts like this is so hard and has a Wile E. coyote level plan. Wherever you live there is a store that sells pipes, bongs, etc. Go there. They will sell a bottle of fruit juice looking stuff that suppresses the thc levels in your system for a few hours. Buy it. When you get offered the job and told to go take the piss test, drink the bottle (making sure to follow the instructions on the back of the bottle). You will pass the test and only be out $20 to $30 bucks.



http://www.amazon.com/Test-Pure-Platinum-Magnum-Formula/dp/B001EVQC8I


^^^


This is the one I have used for the last 10 years, never failed a test using it. You're welcome.
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So you just drink it and bam it will pass the test like that. Thanks man. i have one of these waiting for a drug test but i have no idea how to tape it on my sack. http://www.quickfixurine.com/

Wait that is a diluting product. Dilution don't work anymore and they will fail you.
 
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