Just took a drug test at Quest Diagnostics

[KILL KILL]

The thought of having someone else's warm piss strapped to my leg grosses me out.

 

[livingdeadmoose]

Have you tried not smoking TS?

 

[El_Dyablo619]

I hope you're pregnant.

This right here! Lmao

 

[MMA since 1993]

had my friends wife do the same once when she had a drug test but she has huge tits so she just shoved the bottle there. I asked if she needed any assistance getting the bottle out but my friend assured me she would be fine. oh well i got to seem them in her prime during mardi gras before the kids so he can't take that away from me.

lmfao!!

 

[Nut Shell]

Should have hid the vial of piss in ur butt dude. Just incase they gave you a pat down.

 

[NinjaSquid]

Should have hid the vial of piss in ur butt dude. Just incase they gave you a pat down.

would have preferred to just fail, rather than sticking anything up my butt

 

[method115]

The thought of having someone else's warm piss strapped to my leg grosses me out.

The weird thing about it is when you hold the bottle and it's cold it doesn't even bother me much. The minute I warmed it back it I didn't want it touching me.

 

[UK502]

Double posting something moronic while calling people morons takes irony to a new level.

You need to smoke a bowl.

 

[RerouteToRemain]

I've pisssed in containers for some friends to use and they all passed.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

The weird thing about it is when you hold the bottle and it's cold it doesn't even bother me much. The minute I warmed it back it I didn't want it touching me.

Strangely enough, that would bother me too.

 

[TSO]

You need to smoke a bowl.

I haven't smoked since like '93, I'm good.

 

[Which Doctor]

Congratulations, you stuck a bottle filled with someone's pee pee under your nutsack for an hour to possibly get a job you'll likely end up hating.

This post makes your av so perfect.

Spoiler

Did that for a friend who was a pot head. He assumed i was clean and failed for meth.

 

[RSmith47]

Have you tried not smoking TS?

Getting high....or having a job and being a self sufficient adult.

It's not as simple as it seems to most people.

 

[ultraninjastar]

I've done it about 7 times for my current job. I always buy the synthetic urine for $20. That way it's not real pee electric taped to my upper inner thigh. I got busted once because they had an outside contractor perform the test and the doctor smelled it and said it had no scent so he thought it was synthetic. I had worked for the company before and they liked me so they told me come back in a week and retest.


P.S. Removing electric tape from your thigh leaves bruises. I might have to buy some under the butt nut huts.

 

[philth]

drugged out ninja

drugged out ninja

drugged out ninjas needing to substitute their own dirty urine for clean urine?

I don't think that's how ninjas operate bros.

 

[2DUM2TAP]

I can't believe you guys have to through drug testing just to get a job....

 

[ultraninjastar]

drugged out ninjas needing to substitute their own dirty urine for clean urine?

I don't think that's how ninjas operate bros.

Urine over your head. Go back to shallow waters.

 

[sfblue]

Did that for a friend who was a pot head. He assumed i was clean and failed for meth.

Lol

 

[Graves The Elder]

yea, because a programming internship is sooo serious a job, they
drug test you?
wtf

 

[faustian]

Anyone else kinda shocked that they even bother to drug test in Detroit?