Joe Rogan height megathread

[Wadtucket]

I mean...i know this is shooped but i cant tell which part

I hope it's the shoes

Imagine being 60 and wearing children's shoes on the beach

 

[JonnyBonesPharmacist]

FrodoJoe Rogan

 

[mrsenor]

Here's the real one
@Hitto @MikeMcMann @Jack Reacheround

he should wear longer shorts so he can look shorter

 

[blaseblah]

Looks 5'7 to me

 

[TheLinguist]

Personal fav is Bane in TDKR. Hardy is 5'9 so they gave him like 4 inch lifts. You can see the strange ratio of legs/torso

But here's the real thing

Hardy is 5’7

 

[loyalyolayal]

This is the most accurate, he is 5 foot 6 barefoot, I recall he put 5 foot 10 on his early resume though in the late 80s

But even Tom Cruise who is 5 foot 7 put himself at 5 foot 10 back in the 80s.

Rogan wore lifts on news radio

Here is Rogan wearing Frankenstein boots yet all the male cast members were taller than him. Rogan during his news radio days was actually considered one of People magazines most beautiful people, he was considered a hunk, but when women found out he was really short he lost his sex appeal plus he was going bald, Rogan would probably be acting and a leading man, if Rogan were a legit 5 foot 10 with a full head of hair he would still be working in hollywood and a sex symbol.

He actually did the hair transplant thing. I'm guessing offers were running dry and he doesn't need them for Fear Factor and the UFC.

 

[Luthien]

Send him to Monster Island as punishment!

 

[revoltub]

Hardy is 5’7

 

[I Am Legion]

I have met many actors and they are always short. DeNiro was very short, Pesci was shorter than my wife who is 5’5. Vin Diesel is a Manlet so is Jamie Fox.

 

[JinKazama]

lol I wonder how big his shoe lifts are

 

[Yoel Bromero]

The gentleman who made the video is the editor of celebheights (Editor Rob)

One of the most respected professionals in the business

<{cruzshake}>
One of the most respected pros in the business of figuring out celebrity heights?
And he's only one of the most respected? So out of 4 dudes he's ine of the least shitty?

 

[Wadtucket]

<{cruzshake}>
One of the most respected pros in the business of figuring out celebrity heights?
And he's only one of the most respected? So out of 4 dudes he's ine of the least shitty?

https://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/celebheights.com

Celebheights is one of the most popular scientific websites on the internet bruv

Exposing lying manlet celebrities is a respectable profession

 

[Ice That Jaw]

Remember when he was actually on primetime TV? He could be 5'8 in this pic. The ER chic is probably 5'4.

 

[Lights Out 101]

I can see him being on the shorter end of 5’8 or the taller end of 5’7 tbh.

 

[Wadtucket]

Remember when he was actually on primetime TV? He could be 5'8 in this pic. The ER chic is probably 5'4.

He's wearing elevator shoes and is standing closer to the camera than the chics

It's the Zuccerberg height trick as displayed below

https://lifehacker.com/we-tried-mark-zuckerbergs-tricks-for-looking-taller-in-1797141373

 

[TheLinguist]

I have met many actors and they are always short. DeNiro was very short, Pesci was shorter than my wife who is 5’5. Vin Diesel is a Manlet so is Jamie Fox.

I’ve met Hugh Jackman at a formal dinner here in Shanghai and he was level with me, 6’2 I’ve also seen Vin Diesel in LA and he isn’t tall to say the least 5’9 is guess

 

[Jack Reacheround]

I hope it's the shoes

Imagine being 60 and wearing children's shoes on the beach

It has to be his head and his skin. There is no way he is that white.

 

[Pierced7681]

This public obsession with men's hairlines and height must be some sort of weird byproduct of social media. I'm 39 and I never remember people giving a shit about this in the 90's and 2000's.

The ball busting would begin around 5'6'' and under, and once a bald spot started appearing in the back. For the record I'm 5'10''(King of the manlets ) with a decent hairline and no signs of ever going bald.

This just doesn't seem like something men should be talking about. It seems catty and kind of gay. Like when women rip on each others shoes or something.

“You guys are weird for making fun of short bald people, but luckily I’m 5’10 and have a decent hairline”

 

[I'm Shawn Spencer]

ahahahahahaha

 

[I'm Shawn Spencer]