All of those coincidences are just as applicable to a "facilitated" suicide, and the circumstances fit suicide better by orders of magnitude when factoring in the multiple attempts whereafter Epstein had plenty of time with visitors (lawyers).
I mean, if we want to prefer murder to facilitated suicide as you do, we have to account for multiple attempts (?!), and it's also an indirect strong accusation against Bill Barr that he's covering up a murder by lying about the video evidence from the night of Epstein's death, and implying that a significant number of unknown others are complicit in the Barr cover-up, to include making patsies out of the guards.
I'm sure there are a lot of other complications that I've not considered, too. It gets wildly out of reason very quickly.