If you were UFC matchmaker, who is on your White House card?

[Neck&Neck]

They should do a theme
Like Americans vs Foreigners
Or Born in America vs Immigrants

Any foreigners win (by sub or KO only) get free green card and a subscription to FightPass

 

[BigOlJeet]

Sounds like a setup to me
Last time that many UFC fans showed up at the White House, they all got arrested

 

[theincognito]

I'd just make it a fun USA vs. UK Fight Night (unless Paddy is the champ by then - LOL)

Gaethje vs. Paddy
Strickland vs. MVP
Chandler vs. someone
Derrick Lewis vs. someone
Bryce vs. someone

 

[Mohawk Banditó]

Gotta get Jorge Masvidal on the card, just to see his confused face as he shouts "But I'm one of you!" as he's dragged away in applause

 

[Doctor Grudge]

Itd just be like most fight nights. A predominant American card isnt exactly rare in the UFC.

 

[Captain Herb]

All-foreign persons of color card. No English speakers, BW or lower only, mostly women. Losers get deported immediately, winners get US citizenship and then get deported

 

[FreddieRoachsVoice]

Post this from your real account, OP. Don't be shy!

 

[TriangleMonkey]

This one won’t last


Are we gonna have a RED corner vs a BLUE corner?



See ya in the war room fellas

 

[10000yearsold]

Entire card of American HWs

That’s bleak

 

[Slapjit]

Main Card
Da Hawaiian Hitman vs. Juicy Finau (SHW Title)
Damien "The Bell" Dibbell vs Da Hawaiian Assassin (HW title)
Wolverine "Ron" Bata vs Da Crazy Hawaiian (LHW title)
Brandon "The Butcher" Bordeaux vs "The Chief" Kanekoa (MW Title)

Prelims
Theo Von's Wife vs John Dodson's Wife
El Perro vs Manny "No Love" Muniz
Dakota McGregor vs Conor McGregor
Stunt Marshall vs Indian guy
Asian guy vs anyone

 

[Mask Of Winters]

This one won’t last


Are we gonna have a RED corner vs a BLUE corner?



See ya in the war room fellas

It'll be one of those "don't bother even showing up here" cards for me, because I already know the mods will let the wokies post whatever they want about Trump while deleting every post from everybody else for "politics".

 

[TriangleMonkey]

It'll be one of those "don't bother even showing up here" cards for me, because I already know the mods will let the wokies post whatever they want about Trump while deleting every post from everybody else for "politics".

I can see MAGA fighters wanting a spot on the card, preferably smashing liberals in front of Trump

Which is fine by me, as long as the match-ups are fire

3x Trump voters vs the Hilary/Biden/Kamala ones Let’s go!

 

[IsNormal]

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Not a bad idea.
Theme em up as US founding fathers vs UK red coats.

US vs UK
Gaethje vs Paddy (UK)
Yair Rodriguez vs Arnold Allen (UK)

And as goofy surprise:
Jorge Masvidal vs Leon Edwards

 

[Rampage_Jackson]

Itd just be like most fight nights. A predominant American card isnt exactly rare in the UFC.

in 2025 it is

 

[milliniar]

Bring back Jacob volkman. Maybe him vs BJ Penn and the winner gets to rant

 

[Uber_Noober]

The two brothers that Juicy Smollett paid to assault him, since we’re fighting in MAGA country.

 

[Mask Of Winters]

Not a bad idea.
Theme em up as US founding fathers vs UK red coats.

US vs UK
Gaethje vs Paddy (UK)
Yair Rodriguez vs Arnold Allen (UK)

And as goofy surprise:
Jorge Masvidal vs Leon Edwards
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But these days the red coats would be the good guys and the blue coats are the ones attempting to destroy us all.

 

[Tokoloko]

Its really funny to me that he uses tax payers money to make military parade on his birthdays, UFC event in white house. One would expect Americans to be mad, but majority of yall are like - oooh yeah, donald...ufc event in white house, lets goo!

Anyways i would expect it to be American only card. So Kayla Harrison probably main event, and Colby is for sure on that card as well...

 

[sanguinius]

Gotta get Jorge Masvidal on the card, just to see his confused face as he shouts "But I'm one of you!" as he's dragged away in applause

Deporting Cubans is more of a democrat thing.

 

[Lycandroid]

Whatever it is I think they will go all out and give us the kind of card we should have got for UFC 300