If you were UFC matchmaker, who is on your White House card?

[Streeter]

Main - Conor vs Max 2 (a location that could maybe get Conor to fight again)
Co main - Kayla vs Nunes
J. Silva vs Lopes
Garry vs Usman
Colby vs Buckley

 

[DragRacer]

Stack the card with illegal border jumpers fighting for citizenship.

 

[K-Bag]

Illegals vs Farmers, winners get to stay.

 

[The Big Babou]

Orange Man wants one fight at the Whitehouse... which UFC fighters are you selecting?

I'm thinking they'll choose 2 American fighters, to avoid a USA v Russia / China / UK / Australia etc situation, although that would make a statement

Jones is now unretired (sigh), Conor just put his hand up, and it's safe to assume that Colby will be grovelling too

So who you got?

Strickland would be an interesting candidate but maybe too risque, hahaha in case he starts mouthing off or beats up a youtuber or something

Masvidal would also be interesting but he's basically retired and imo too old to compete at an elite level

Edit: it's an interesting concept because of how the media will interpret the fighter selection, eg. north v south? black v white? black v black? white v white?

Edit to my Edit: Happy 4th to all you Muricans

 

[TheTickG]

Rickson vs Saku

 

[Gilday]

If Jones truly loves his country then there would be no greater honour than beating a Brit on the lawn of the White House

 

[Shaolin Alan]

@admins
Please merge with the other 17 threads...

 

[Qays Stetkevich]

Colby vs Bryce, open weight.

 

[ElLunico]

Can you imagine if they dont let Colby fight there? He'd probably get suicidal

 

[The Big Babou]

Colby vs Bryce, open weight.

Not a bad selection...

 

[Tweak896]

I mean if UFC could wave a wand and everyone agreed to make a crazy card...
Jones/Aspinall
Conor/Chandler
Strickland/Izzy
Rountree/Jiri
Gaethje/Paddy, or Hooker by then if that fight happens
Sean Brady/Usman
Joe Pyfer/Costa
Reyes/Hill
Lewis/Tuivasa
Colby/Burns

Damn it's hard to find fights for american fighters, especially now. Trying to get the more "patriotic" types too.

 

[b00tysweat]

I mean if UFC could wave a wand and everyone agreed to make a crazy card...
Jones/Aspinall
Conor/Chandler
Strickland/Izzy
Rountree/Jiri
Gaethje/Paddy, or Hooker by then if that fight happens
Sean Brady/Usman
Joe Pyfer/Costa
Reyes/Hill
Lewis/Tuivasa
Colby/Burns

Damn it's hard to find fights for american fighters, especially now. Trying to get the more "patriotic" types too.

that's a sick lineup

 

[560ti]

Have Tito Ortiz do a retro walk out to Limp Bizkit. Doesn't get more American than that

 

[Mask Of Winters]

the red v blue teams at the exact same today

thanks for showing where you are

Right back atcha

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Jones vs Aspinall at the White House or nothing.

 

[Tito Tapped]

For all the years we've had to sit though shit-tier-highlight-regional-talent Brazilian, Australian, European and Chinese cards - its time to put a bunch of Americans in some mismatches.

 

[Thy]

ghandi vs hitler
jones vs cops
nina drama vs helen
putin vs urkaine pres
gorilla vs merab
johnny walker vs empty cage to see how long he lasts before hurting himself
steven seagal vs michael j white
stephan hawkins vs raul rosa jr

 

[phillystyleswag]

It’s so far out from now so who knows what makes sense. If you wanna build around an American a Sean Brady title shot makes sense or an O’Malley fight. A Jean Silva title shot is something that could conceivably line up for a year from now. I would not trust Jones. Ilia/Islam and Kayla/ Nunes make sense too.