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important shit
first off I'm assuming we all make a sandwich and cut it diagonally, right?
Because we're not four years old any more, so across is not really acceptable, and cutting it in quarters again is just wrong
So we're all doing this
So where do you take the first bite? Professionals will know it should be eaten like this
Bite one is displayed below
bite two will then be here
that then leaves us with this part in the middle, and though the picture below does not illustrate as such, it will bunch up all the filling goodness into one big, lovely, perfect bite number three
Basically if you cut it in half ACROSS as opposed to DIAGONALLY, you're missing out on an absolute belter of a bite number 3. TWICE.
cos there's two halves
virtually identical to the each other
so it's the same thing twice
first off I'm assuming we all make a sandwich and cut it diagonally, right?
Because we're not four years old any more, so across is not really acceptable, and cutting it in quarters again is just wrong
So we're all doing this
So where do you take the first bite? Professionals will know it should be eaten like this
Bite one is displayed below
bite two will then be here
that then leaves us with this part in the middle, and though the picture below does not illustrate as such, it will bunch up all the filling goodness into one big, lovely, perfect bite number three
Basically if you cut it in half ACROSS as opposed to DIAGONALLY, you're missing out on an absolute belter of a bite number 3. TWICE.
cos there's two halves
virtually identical to the each other
so it's the same thing twice