Rabbit Hole Tavern- A safe place to complain about your spouse or partner

[toasty]

So we love them but they drive us nuts.

Feel free to post a complaint about your significant other, or lack of having a significant other and the old gray hare bartender Toasty $ Rabbit will give you a shoulder to cry on or maybe a smack across the chops and some tough love advice.....

Here I'll start off. Love the missus but she'll cook up a spectacular gourmet type meal and before I can even get a scoop in my paw, she'll tell me why it is gonna suck..."Oh I overcooked the carrots and I put too much salt on the carrots, and the other carrot recipe didn't work at all." Drives me nuts... I've told her, look let me just get a bite in before you tell me it sucks and the meals are usually spectacular so no need do denigrate them but alas.....

So fire away and make sure you tip your bartender at the end of the night.

 

[toasty]

WOWZA! Everyone else's spouse or partner is perfect?

Nobody else's wife comes home with Mocha Frappuccinos from Starbucks that her and the kid are smothered in whipped cream and gulpping down in front of me and says "i was gonna get you one but I thought you wouldn't want it?"

I'm surprised but happy for all of you and your perfect unions...

 

[Texan6533]

We know a trap when we see one. Wives eyes and ears are everywhere…..

 

[toasty]

We know a trap when we see one. Wives eyes and ears are everywhere…..

Haven't you figured out how to hide your passwords and delete you history like a true sherdog hero?

 

[CrazyN8]

I tell my kids once you put something online it's there forever in some form. I take that advice to heart.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

My girl has covid so I don't get to bang tonight

 

[toasty]

I tell my kids once you put something online it's there forever in some form. I take that advice to heart.

Yups

But these are all things I've talked to her about and believe you me she has a list of shit that I do that drives her nuts... yet we've been together and faithful and happy for many many many years so i ain't skeered but some of y'all might be...

 

[Zer]

My girl has covid so I don't get to bang tonight

Wrap your dick in a mask and tell her it'll be safe sex, she'll love it. You'll get COVID ofc but the important thing is you'll also get laid.

 

[emefer]

My wife doesn’t honor my privacy. Just the other day she barged into my man cave and caught me masturbating



































































With a carrot in my butt

 

[Zer]

My wife doesn’t honor my privacy. Just the other day she barged into my man cave and caught me masturbating



































































With a carrot in my butt

I hope the first thing you said was 'What's Up Doc?'

 

[toasty]

My wife doesn’t honor my privacy. Just the other day she barged into my man cave and caught me masturbating



































































With a carrot in my butt

why would you waste a perfectly good carrot?

 

[Fluffernutter]

Since the pandemic, my wife has worked a hybrid schedule. Therefore, on the days that she is working from her home office, in between zoom meetings, she finds projects that need to be done.

It's been expensive. But, we have removed trees, replaced the roof, added a fence, completely redone the front yard, painted the house (plus a separate touch-up job), and today I'll be clearing land in the rain to prepare building raised beds next weekend.

Now, she wants to update the bathrooms. I'm not sure what that means. The current bathroom technology seems to work fine.

 

[toasty]

Since the pandemic, my wife has worked a hybrid schedule. Therefore, on the days that she is working from her home office, in between zoom meetings, she finds projects that need to be done.

It's been expensive. But, we have removed trees, replaced the roof, added a fence, completely redone the front yard, painted the house (plus a separate touch-up job), and today I'll be clearing land in the rain to prepare building raised beds next weekend.

Now, she wants to update the bathrooms. I'm not sure what that means. The current bathroom technology seems to work fine.

I feel you....we've been trying to find a place to move to, since we decided to move my wife has decided we need to spend ridiculous amounts of time and money fixing up the place we live in now.....I'm busting my ass making the place lovely for the next people...and no i don't believe we'll get it all back in the sales price.

 

[emefer]

why would you waste a perfectly good carrot?

Fuck no. I peeled it and made a salad

 

[toasty]

Fuck no. I peeled it and made a salad

Righto end of thread!

Thanks everybody for coming but time to go home now.. Clear off you lot, this party is over.

 

[Fluffernutter]

I feel you....we've been trying to find a place to move to, since we decided to move my wife has decided we need to spend ridiculous amounts of time and money fixing up the place we live in now.....I'm busting my ass making the place lovely for the next people...and no i don't believe we'll get it all back in the sales price.

Yeah. I was hoping to put this effort into the home as we get older. Like, when the kids are off at college and we can sell and downsize.

 

[4daLuLZ]

My girl has covid so I don't get to bang tonight

Is your boyfriend sick too ?

 

[jeff7b9]

why would you waste a perfectly good carrot?

You don't rinse your carrots?

 

[jeff7b9]

I feel you....we've been trying to find a place to move to, since we decided to move my wife has decided we need to spend ridiculous amounts of time and money fixing up the place we live in now.....I'm busting my ass making the place lovely for the next people...and no i don't believe we'll get it all back in the sales price.

Average return on investment of most renovations is $0.65 per dollar spent.

So statistically, you are probably right.

Of course there are ways to beat the odds, if you know what your are doing and particularly if you are not paying labor costs.

Spending "ridiculous amounts of money"
Yikes.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

I hope the first thing you said was 'What's Up Doc?'