How do you eat/cut your sandwich

Triangles and squares bro.
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People cut their sandwiches? What a waste of digestive energy.

I just crush mine with a hydraulic press and scoop up the ooze with a spoon.

 
Cutting it in the triangles is for kids. Cutting it straight across in half looks much more adult like. That look ads to the mental enjoyment of eating the sandwich.

From Zocollis Italian Deli in Santa Cruz, CA
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No crust if it’s bread like that. And I cut it diagonally.
 
i eat sandwiches like a man, like an spartan warrior, you grab the sandwich and give it the biggest bite you can while all the shit falls from the other side
 
Agree with most points TS, but I start on the other side so using your numbering I go 2, 2, 2, 3, 1, 1, 1, 3 then whatever because that half of sandwich is almost gone by then. This results in more epic 3's in my experience.





*obviously I'm not proud of the fact that I know Friends well enough to make this reference but a joke's a joke...
 
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