International Hamas launches surprise attack on Israel; Israel has declared a state of war Megathread

[ferrisjso]

The women getting raped for a short skirt are the Palestinians.

Shouldn't have voted for Hamas, eh?

The West Bank is exhibit A for why the Gazans don't regret voting for Hamas and shouldn't. The West Bank got the PLA experience and Hamas rule of Gaza was just an excuse the Likud could use to deny Palestinians their state. It was not a sincere obstacle to giving the West Bank a state and if the West Bank and Gaza had been united under PLA leadership Israel would have just come up with either BS talking point.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

You're still stuck on chapter 1 of the history of Thrash Metal. Come talk to me when you become more of a Metal Head.

Newsflash, old man. No one gives a rat's ass what you think about my musical taste. This is giving off the same kind of energy as two old farts in their 60's still arguing about what's punk and what's not. I don't know about you, but that ain't metal as fuck.

It's been over 20 years since I attended my first Black Sabbath/Judas Priest concert and I'm a grown ass man who's still in his 30's. You know, I've gone through a lot of changes over those 20 years, but it seems that you're still stuck in that "I peaked at high school" phase like Al Bundy reminiscing about his glory days at Polk High while trying to shove a size 9 shoe onto a size 11 foot belonging to a shrieking, nagging, fat hippo going through menopause. No ma'am. I've got no time for this nonsense.


This is a lame ass attempt at a troll bait from a geezer who's wrestling with his own insecurity issues and can't think of a clever way to insult someone other than baselessly attack someone on their knowledge of a subgenre of music that's waning in popularity.

Remember, you started this after getting butthurt after I called you out for liking a S.O.D. song whose lyrics you didn't know or had forgotten. Deal with it.

In the wise words of Phil Anselmo:

'Cause yesterday don't mean shit
What's over is over and nothing between


Now go fucking yell at some clouds some more, ya crusty old curmudgeon.

 

[oski]

I was going to write something in my post about one of the alts responding in Koya's place but held off. Sure enough here you are.

You continue to affirm what a paranoid, delusional life that you find bliss in, regardless of the fact that both babies, and also young innocent children, will never live anything close to the life that you enjoy from your keyboard. Which is more pathetic than words might describe.

There will always be civilian casualties because it's unavoidable.

So, you wanna sit here and proclaim to the world that if crazy European psychopaths, funded by rich, criminal bankers didn't use both British, and also French tanks and war planes, that they still could have even possibly pulled this off in an otherwise sane world?

Even in an insane world?

But what Israel has done with their pinpoint strikes is going to be studied in war colleges for years ahead.

Violence/Genocide: Do not condone violence or genocide on a person or group of people. blah blah blah. This will be heavily enforced in threads with breaking news involving victims.

 

[Hog-train]

Do you understand how statistics and algebra work? When you're fudging the data intentionally with minimal to no outliers/data falling outside of a few standard deviations so that the rate of change remains nearly constant, you get an output that resembles a straight line moving diagonally upward and to the right when you connect all the dots.

Do people in advertising actually learn this shit? I thought Bullshit Rhetoric 101 was part of your curriculum.

Why don't you explain since you took Calculus in High School? LMAO STFU with your mentally ill ramblings.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Why don't you explain since you took Calculus in High School? LMAO STFU with your mentally ill ramblings.

I just did, you goddamned moron. Explaining how a linear function is formed from a set of data is considered mentally ill rambling?

Man, you're dumber than a bag of rocks. Well, at least you're not perpetuating the stereotype that Asians are good at math, Stripper Boy. We do need to diversify.

 

[DEVILsSON]

You continue to affirm what a paranoid, delusional life that you find bliss in, regardless of the fact that both babies, and also young innocent children, will never live anything close to the life that you enjoy from your keyboard. Which is more pathetic than words might describe.

So, you wanna sit here and proclaim to the world that if crazy European psychopaths, funded by rich, criminal bankers didn't use both British, and also French tanks and war planes, that they still could have even possibly pulled this off in an otherwise sane world?

Even in an insane world?

Violence/Genocide: Do not condone violence or genocide on a person or group of people. blah blah blah. This will be heavily enforced in threads with breaking news involving victims.

Be honest, is your objective to appear crazier than everyone else? Mission accomplished buddy!

I bet you wore a shirt that read "Leave ISIS alone!" to be edgy.

 

[Hog-train]

I just did, you goddamned moron. Explaining how a linear function is formed from a set of data is considered mentally ill rambling?

Man, you're dumber than a bag of rocks. Well, at least you're not perpetuating the stereotype that Asians are good at math, Stripper Boy. We do need to diversify.

You don't even know what article we're talking about and you're jumping in with some generic math language on how basic graphs work. That's like JHS math. Stop embarrassing yourself. You sound like an idiot trying to sound smart.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

You don't even know what article we're talking about and you're jumping in with some generic math language on how basic graphs work. That's like JHS math. Stop embarrassing yourself. You sound like an idiot trying to sound smart.

Generic math language? We're talking about the extremely high degree of positive correlation between time and the death toll given by Hamas, which results in a near perfect linear graph.

So you're an idiot who does not understand linear functions and rudimentary statistics. I'm just reiterating what I learned in my high school AP statistics class. This shit is not taught in junior high schools, by the way.

Are you so fucking dense that you can't accept how mathematics works? Do you go around trying to convince people that 1 x 1 = 2 with your bullshit persuasion skills that you picked up at your advertising work?

You can't bullshit your way out of math, son. The numbers don't lie.

 

[wildchild88]

Regardless of which side you are on, everybody should be working together to stop the war.

 

[Hog-train]

Generic math language? We're talking about the extremely high degree of positive correlation between time and the death toll given by Hamas, which results in a near perfect linear graph.

So you're an idiot who does not understand linear functions and rudimentary statistics. I'm just reiterating what I learned in my high school AP statistics class. This shit is not taught in junior high schools, by the way.

Are you so fucking dense that you can't accept how mathematics works? Do you go around trying to convince people that 1 x 1 = 2 with your bullshit persuasion skills that you picked up at your advertising work?

You can't bullshit your way out of math, son. The numbers don't lie.

LMAO - literally none of that happened dipshit. It's very apparent you didn't even read the article.

It's just a very simple graph. The pic below is directly from his propaganda article. The number of cumulative deaths over 16 days. That's it. That's literally HS Freshman level math.

He's saying it's too evenly linear so it's not real. But in reality, it's actually not linear at all.

He only PRESENTED it as linear by adding every day's death toll to a much larger CUMULATIVE number.

First day had about 330 deaths. He adds that to the already large number of 7,000+. Next entry is about 350, 200, 190, 260, etc.

Death toll is different every single day. But it's all going to look similar when you add it to the already large cumulative number of over 7,000 deaths.

On top of that, he only cherrypicked 16 days worth of data when we had SIX MONTHS of data.

Stop trying to look smart with buzz words when you have an inability to understand HS math.

 

[Cartiac]

They don't give a fuck. I tried to present Noa's story here when she first put it out and they all ignored it.

I had been arguing for months that hostages were at great risk of getting blown up by Israel.

In Noa's "rescue", they manage to blow up the two other hostages she was with in two separate attacks directed right at them. Killed a shit load of Palestinian civilians in the process. All the while having the most advanced military technology in the world.

You really don't see any possible flaw in your logic pattern there? I'm not so good as terrorist logic but I can't help but think why the fuck would somenone be grateful to the wonderful people holding them hostage for saving her from Israeli airstrikes?

I also can't help but think they wouldn't be in danger from Israeli airstrikes if these kind Palestinians just let them go and stopped holding them hostage in the first place, no?

 

[oski]

can't help but think they wouldn't be in danger from Israeli airstrikes if these kind Palestinians just let them go and stopped holding them hostage in the first place, no?

You really need to objectively look at the hostage narrative, while at the same time considering that one non-stop demand from the Palestinian people has been for israel to release the 1000s of hostages who they hold. Objectively speaking, this has been idf terrorist strategy from go.

 

[Cartiac]

You really need to objectively look at the hostage narrative, while at the same time considering that one non-stop demand from the Palestinian people has been for israel to release the 1000s of hostages who they hold. Objectively speaking, this has been idf terrorist strategy from go.

haha, you summed up the insanity perfectly. Clearly no comprende negociación. Why did I randomly speak Spanish? I don't know, I don't even know Spanish, but it makes more sense than thinking Palestinians are in any position to be making demands from Israel.

 

[SammyPops]

I was going to write something in my post about one of the alts responding in Koya's place but held off. Sure enough here you are.

Israel is rawdogging Hizbollah hard. Those mfers are afraid to make toast right about now. Those assholes are back to using carrier pigeons.

There will always be civilian casualties because it's unavoidable. But what Israel has done with their pinpoint strikes is going to be studied in war colleges for years ahead.


Ground war? They have taken out a huge chunk of upper military Hizbollah command without setting foot in Lebanon. You remind of what's his face Starcraft commander who was posting about what Russia or Ukraine should be doing...



You've lost the plot. Do you blame women who wear short skirts for getting sexually assaulted?

Just because I left my door open doesn't mean you don't know it's wrong to walk in my house rape my wife, murder my children, steal my belongings, etc......Surely that's Islam's big no nos?

Are you being contrite or just uninformed?

Israel's stated goal is to return 60k Israelis to the north. Israel has stated it needs to remove Hezbollah south of the Litani. Killing civilians in Lebanon and possibly killing Hazbollah's leadership will not do this.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

LMAO - literally none of that happened dipshit. It's very apparent you didn't even read the article.

It's just a very simple graph. The pic below is directly from his propaganda article. The number of cumulative deaths over 16 days. That's it. That's literally HS Freshman level math.

He's saying it's too evenly linear so it's not real. But in reality, it's actually not linear at all.

He only PRESENTED it as linear by adding every day's death toll to a much larger CUMULATIVE number.

First day had about 330 deaths. He adds that to the already large number of 7,000+. Next entry is about 350, 200, 190, 260, etc.

Death toll is different every single day. But it's all going to look similar when you add it to the already large cumulative number of over 7,000 deaths.

On top of that, he only cherrypicked 16 days worth of data when we had SIX MONTHS of data.

Stop trying to look smart with buzz words when you have an inability to understand HS math.

So you said it's junior high school math and now you're saying it's freshman HS math. This is the kind of inconsistency and lies I have to deal from you all the time. Btw, I took AP statistics in my junior year. I don't think I've seen a sophomore, let alone a freshman take this class in high school.

And when did names of mathematical concepts become "buzzwords?" Do you even know what a buzzword means?

Buzzword - a word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context.

Hey look at me, I'm trying to be cool and hip by explaining mathematical concepts!

Yeah, I will admit 16 data points is a small sample size, but look at the coefficient of determination of the graph of the reported cumulated deaths over time: r2 = .9999

That's a ridiculously high coefficient and clearly indicates Hamas was fudging their figures during the 16 day period.

 

[SammyPops]

The same Palestinian "civilians" who participates in the murdering, raping, butchering, hostages taking last October and helped hold hostages. The term civilian is very hard to accurately apply in Gaza because the terrorists hide amongst them.. and those who pretend to be civilians are active participants in atrocities. Look at all the examples of so called doctors, journalists and UN workers over there

Discounting the existance of Palestinian "civilians" aligns with the views of Jewish Supremacy. You must have popped wood during the polio outbreak in gaza you POS.

 

[Hog-train]

So you said it's junior high school math and now you're saying it's freshman HS math. This is the kind of inconsistency and lies I have to deal from you all the time.

This is your dumbass semantic argument now? lol WTF.

Btw, I took AP statistics in my junior year. I don't think I've seen a sophomore, let alone a freshman take this class in high school.

You're the Al Bundy AP Statistics in HS - LMAO. Who TF brags about stupid shit like this? Aren't you almost 40 dude? WTF is wrong with you.

Just stop it. You're making a fool of yourself again by childishly bragging about what HS classes you took.

And when did names of mathematical concepts become "buzzwords?" Do you even know what a buzzword means?

Buzzword - a word or phrase, often an item of jargon, that is fashionable at a particular time or in a particular context.

Thanks for looking up definitions. Definitely needed that.

Yeah, I will admit 16 data points is a small sample size, but look at the coefficient of determination of the graph of the reported cumulated deaths over time: r2 = .9999

That's a ridiculously high coefficient and clearly indicates Hamas was fudging their figures during the 16 day period.

LMAO It's a very simple graph - no statistics involved. Number of cumulative deaths on the Y axis and the date on the X axis.

He made the completely illogical leap that the graphed line is too straight, therefore they must have faked it. That's his whole argument. It's fucking retarded.

And thoroughly debunked.

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(23)02713-7/fulltext#

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(23)02640-5/fulltext#

Lior Pachter

liorpachter.wordpress.com

 

[Blayt7hh]

In what way? Show me a parallel.

Once again, you sidestep all of my points. You have no honor. No dignity.

Believe that if you want. The truth is that you aren’t making good arguments and I haven’t really felt like sitting down and going point for point with a bunch of dumbass shit you spammed out there. Like you typed out “but what about Gaza” when we were talking about the pager attacks. Do you seriously think that that is an argument that demands addressing?

Like what about Gaza my dude? Have we not been talking about Gaza for almost a year now?

I’ve seen plenty of your posts on the subject of the Hezbollah attacks. Just like with Gaza you want to pretend that Hezbollah is innocent in this outbreak in conflict. You ignore the fact that they literally shot first in this current conflict. What makes you think you deserve an honest response when you brazenly ignore reality like that? Like we can’t discuss if Israel is going too far when you refuse to acknowledge the foundational truth.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

This is your dumbass semantic argument now? lol WTF.





You're the Al Bundy AP Statistics in HS - LMAO. Who TF brags about stupid shit like this? Aren't you almost 40 dude? WTF is wrong with you.

Just stop it. You're making a fool of yourself again by childishly bragging about what HS classes you took.



Thanks for looking up definitions. Definitely needed that.

You just FUCKING SAID that this is shit you learn in FRESHMAN HS. How do you interpret my statement as a brag? You took it out of context like the moron that you are. As a matter of fact, this is probably the only time I've ever told anyone that I took AP Stats in high school. And hell, I didn't even perform that well on the exam that year - I got a 3. I took it again as a freshman in COLLEGE.

Stop stealing my lines, you fucking nitwit. Fucking Al Bundy - lmfao. This is what people in advertising do. They steal catchphrases because they're too obtuse to think of their own.

LMAO It's a very simple graph - no statistics involved. Number of cumulative deaths on the Y axis and the date on the X axis.

He made the completely illogical leap that the graphed line is too straight, therefore they must have faked it. That's his whole argument. It's fucking retarded.

And thoroughly debunked.

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(23)02713-7/fulltext#

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(23)02640-5/fulltext#

Lior Pachter

liorpachter.wordpress.com

It's a graph that's based on the statistics of a small sample of the cumulative deaths reported by Hamas, you imbecile. I just fucking said that the coefficient of determination of the sample is absurdly high. An r2 of .99 is ridiculous and clearly indicates that the numbers were either tampered with or made up.

 

[Satur9]

Newsflash, old man. No one gives a rat's ass what you think about my musical taste. This is giving off the same kind of energy as two old farts in their 60's still arguing about what's punk and what's not. I don't know about you, but that ain't metal as fuck.

It's been over 20 years since I attended my first Black Sabbath/Judas Priest concert and I'm a grown ass man who's still in his 30's. You know, I've gone through a lot of changes over those 20 years, but it seems that you're still stuck in that "I peaked at high school" phase like Al Bundy reminiscing about his glory days at Polk High while trying to shove a size 9 shoe onto a size 11 foot belonging to a shrieking, nagging, fat hippo going through menopause. No ma'am. I've got no time for this nonsense.


This is a lame ass attempt at a troll bait from a geezer who's wrestling with his own insecurity issues and can't think of a clever way to insult someone other than baselessly attack someone on their knowledge of a subgenre of music that's waning in popularity.

Remember, you started this after getting butthurt after I called you out for liking a S.O.D. song whose lyrics you didn't know or had forgotten. Deal with it.

In the wise words of Phil Anselmo:

'Cause yesterday don't mean shit
What's over is over and nothing between


Now go fucking yell at some clouds some more, ya crusty old curmudgeon.

Nothing more to say than definitely agree with metal gatekeeping nonsense. Shit is dorky as hell, and it's what the kids do. Most outgrow that mentality. Others stay lame.